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Highlights

Quotes

  ID Date Submitter Quote
41952018-02-01 18:04:33rohank98"HUHUHUHUHUHU"
42032018-02-07 13:10:44varldin"Families curse around each other, so cursing is family friendly." - Varldin 2018
42082018-02-11 18:05:21varldin"Guys this is a cause for celebration, first bot in my stream! Somebody screenshot that shit." - Varldin 2018
42812018-03-21 22:13:19varldin"Weedle get you high. I'm funny." - Varldin 2018
43072018-04-06 17:58:51varldin"People who speedrun this (Darkened Skye) are braver than U. S. Marines." - Varldin 2018
45982018-06-10 15:12:23varldin"I feel like Gruntilda and Klungo do a good job at representing what the ideal BDSM couple is." - Varldin 2018
46292018-06-25 22:52:14varldin"Gold star lesbian? No, I'm a gold splits lesbian." - Varldin 2018
46692018-07-26 00:00:35varldin"I'll get a mini fridge for my room. And people will think I have a six pack of beer in it, but they'll be wrong. It'll be a six pack of ketchup." - Varldin 2018
46712018-07-27 21:17:11varldin"And in this corner, weighing in at 5 pounds is Anchor Arms Makar." - Varldin 2018
46792018-08-05 14:24:58varldin"Oh cool, Hurricane Spin. Can't wait to give that a whirl." - Varldin 2018
47202018-08-20 18:46:14chibiplan"I've never even played Oracle of Seasons, I'd be so lost, it'd be like 'oh I just got Link's fucking big dick condom what do I do with this? What boss do I use this on?'" - Varldin 2018
47212018-08-20 19:28:23chibiplan"I think that, the bow can shoot the arrows?" -- Varldin 2018
47282018-08-23 22:05:01varldin"If I wanted to master dying six times then I'd get Krillin as my mentor." - Varldin 2018
47632018-09-04 02:31:10varldin"Of course Medli tweets a lot. She's a bird." - Varldin 2018
47662018-09-04 18:54:52varldin"Oh sorry, I got distracted by the ostrich debate." - Varldin 2018
47682018-09-05 18:42:56chibiplan"Gohdan is probably the least fuckable of all the bosses" --Varldin 2018
48162018-10-01 16:15:31varldin"Come on, y'all are hard." - Varldin 2018
48422018-10-20 11:50:32varldin"Aren't Catholics into vore?" - Varldin 2018
48432018-10-20 11:50:56varldin"Imagine Tom Hiddelston in a giant Makar fursuit." - Varldin 2018
48442018-10-20 18:39:17chibiplan"Makar is kinda like peridot" --Varldin 2018
48882018-11-19 23:35:07varldin"Memory Match? I remember this game." - Varldin 2018
49142018-12-03 16:44:26varldin"I can't believe I'm looking up Insane Clown Posse lyrics." - Varldin 2018
49282018-12-12 01:35:50crystales"You are 100% valid for wanting to fuck Piccolo" - Varldin 2018
49362018-12-17 03:48:26varldin"I'm not threatening to ban Rohan in my stream, I'm gonna ban him in a stream that he actually cares about." - Varldin 2018
49442018-12-19 23:10:55varldin"Inconvenient and unhygienic? Sounds like my roommates in college." - Varldin 2018
49462018-12-22 00:31:31varldin"Scizor looks like he probably robbed a hot dog stand at some point." - Varldin 2018
49962019-01-27 22:42:15varldin"Imagine Steven starting up a business where for a ton of money he kills you and brings you back to life so you're immortal." - Varldin 2019
50062019-02-09 03:56:20varldin"Since Bowser wants to marry Peach, is he the equivalent of a monster fucker in Koopa society?" - Varldin 2019
50282019-03-01 18:58:02varldin"Thank you, Connie! Very cool." - Varldin 2019
50332019-03-04 05:56:19varldin"Cool, Amethyst died. I don't give a fuck about Amethyst." - Varldin 2019
50512019-03-24 19:47:36varldin"And uhh, fucking, yeah. You know what I'm saying?" - Varldin 2019
50522019-03-24 19:50:15varldin"Okay, we've shoving bread into the tube." - Varldin 2019
50532019-03-26 23:51:23varldin"It looks like they gave that cat tits." - Varldin 2019
50622019-04-02 03:25:08varldin"I should stop saying things, because they're not true." - Varldin 2019
50722019-04-08 17:50:26varldin"That's likely knowledge I obtained thanks to Animal Crossing." - Varldin 2019
50742019-04-09 23:06:38varldin"I am on Team Luigi, but I am not biased." - Varldin 2019
50862019-04-22 20:07:14varldinYou're not really grabbing Yoshi's ass at this point, but it's a viable move." - Varldin 2019
50972019-05-09 19:20:00varldin"I do know people in California, but they don't know me." - Varldin 2019
51122019-05-25 20:53:39varldin"If your parents banged in like February, then you're fucked." - Varldin 2019
51132019-05-25 22:38:22varldin"If I ever go back to Sweden, I'm getting drunk." - Varldin 2019
51292019-06-11 21:43:22senacat"Attempt number 69 sucked, but 70 is gonna be nice. We had bad sex but the aftercare is gonna be good." - Varldin 2019
51372019-06-13 22:56:32senacat"I just had twenty babies." - Varldin 2019
51412019-06-16 12:26:56varldin"I am the largest of the grandmas." - Varldin 2019
51452019-06-19 12:33:05varldin"Goku dies, that means we did things right!" - Varldin 2019
51482019-06-20 15:12:19varldin"Which Dragon Ball character is most likely to take a nap? Nappa!" - Varldin 2019
51502019-06-22 01:35:05varldin"Entertain yourself ten times? That sounds... vague 😏" - Varldin 2019
51522019-06-27 20:55:11senacat"'guy-roid' sounds like someone decided steroids didn't sound manly enough." -Varldin 2019
51542019-06-28 21:33:25varldin"I don't know about Portal, but Super Mario 64 was the first game where the cake was a lie." - Varldin 2019
51582019-07-02 22:56:59crystales"I don't know if a snake counts as an animal." - Varldin 2019
51612019-07-05 23:37:51crystales"Princess Daisy is like Princess Peach except she's not," -Varldin 2019
51622019-07-06 21:44:49senacat"Sometimes you just gotta randomly stick your finger in things." - Varldin 2019
51882019-07-31 18:23:23varldin"Those definitely need Garnet's fist." - Varldin 2019
51972019-08-04 14:20:28varldin"Yes, let me up on the titties!" - Varldin 2019
52042019-08-08 00:20:30varldin"Even if we made a disgusting pile of crap, at least we got to make it together.....that's what mothers and fathers say all the time." - Varldin 2019
52052019-08-08 02:08:15varldin"We can blame it on being sober later." - Varldin 2019
52072019-08-08 23:13:16varldin"no it's many tentacles" - Crystales 2019
52082019-08-09 20:26:28selen93"Steven and Connie are really high at the moment." - Varldin, 2019
52302019-09-14 21:36:13varldin"everything i say should be a quote :)" - Crystales 2019
52312019-09-16 22:53:29varldin"Also, why do they call it a Logic Dive? It should be called like, Logic Dive." - Varldin 2019
52452019-09-23 01:48:59varldin"You know what? Emote face and emo phase sound very similar." - Varldin 2019
52612019-09-30 22:47:34crystales"Soundgarden is my favorite grunge band but I do love Soundgarden." - Varldin 2019
52622019-10-01 12:51:46varldin"How the fuck's the alphabet work?" - Varldin 2019
52822019-10-12 21:47:27varldin"You can't get them without fucking with a monkey." - Varldin 2019
52942019-10-25 22:07:24varldin"It's cool when you're a little passive aggressive." - Varldin 2019
93572019-12-16 00:46:43varldin"I'd suck DK's dick for a million dicks" - Crystales 2019
93982020-01-03 00:11:00crystales"I feel like every generation of Pokemon has one that people want to fuck, like Gen 1 obviously is Mr. Mime." - Varldin 2020
94222020-01-21 00:25:19crystales"KOGA'S CANONICALLY BUSTED A NUT" - Crystales 2020
94232020-01-21 00:26:02crystales"Giovanni's busted a nut too" - Varldin 2020
94292020-01-25 02:47:06crystales"Why is he [Chef Ramsay] so cute when he yells?" "Because he's British" - Some ladies on Hell's Kitchen Season 18 Episode 4, 2018
94382020-01-28 01:07:36crystales"Clipboard my ass, it's a notebook!" - Trevor 2019
94452020-01-31 01:31:21crystales"And he's touching JR's meat!" - Gordon Ramsay 2014
94512020-02-03 00:52:35crystales"Picking up dog poo is not sexy, you can quote me on that." - Varldin 2020
94982020-02-20 17:26:16varldin"What if Pepsi Man and Florida Man had a collaboration together?" - Varldin 2020
95152020-02-28 18:08:57crystales"Something something Stayin' Alive by the BGs because my Steven Universe Save the Light run isn't dead for once." - Varldin 2020 as Crystales remembered it
95452020-03-13 01:52:50varldin"Libra that's like, a part of the vagina. You know the little flappy thingie." - Varldin 2020
95592020-03-14 22:01:10varldin"Gentlemen, clearly comfortable with your meat." - Gordon Ramsay 2005
95612020-03-14 22:05:33varldin"This is definitely the comeback tequila or whatever her name is needed." - Varldin 2020
95622020-03-14 22:10:34varldin"The only three G's I need are God, Guns, and burGers" - Varldin 2020
95632020-03-15 00:24:15varldin"Just makes me want to lick some salt off of my palms." - Varldin 2020
95802020-03-22 01:37:38crystales"Put a dick on your shelf." - Varldin 2020
96242020-04-03 21:48:43varldin"you you and you, fuck off will you" - lumardy ramsay 2020
96442020-04-09 23:59:39varldin"Clemenza got that butter churning pussy" - scatter 2020
96542020-04-12 23:22:30crystales"knead my taint like its fucking dough." - lumardy 2020
96552020-04-12 23:42:37scatter"scatter is the son of god" - Pre_Hooktail 2020
96602020-04-14 00:36:11varldin"i have some dignity" - Crystales 2020
96612020-04-14 14:19:41selen93"unfortunately we don't have any brain cells at the moment" - Varldin 2020
96652020-04-16 00:27:06scatter"when will I get a quote" - seedserotiny 2020
96672020-04-16 20:39:56crystales"you did you added period blood to favourite colour." - AdrastusDarke 2020
96692020-04-18 00:45:14varldin"Crystales talking to you is the reason I was looking for alcohol" - AdrastrusDarke 2020
96702020-04-18 22:27:14varldin"All my links are scams. They steal your time." - Belph 2020
96712020-04-18 22:27:58scatter"2020 is the year of quotes being added that isn't Varldin." - Varldin 2020
96722020-04-18 23:23:06scatter"Oh yeah, I forgot you could do that. You can just put on a suit if you want." - Varldin 2020
96762020-04-19 23:35:52crystales"I think you'd do good at it, I can see you doing coke Crystales." - Varldin 2020
96772020-04-20 00:04:37scatter"i'd let bret slap my face with a beer bottle" - Crystales 2020
96852020-04-23 01:19:12scatter"Dude... if I were a salad... I would like... pog." - Varldin 2020
96992020-04-29 01:11:04varldin"if you want some Bloopers just ask Mario." - Illu 2020
97082020-05-03 19:03:04scatter"this pepsi better rip my dick off and make me see god" - varldin 2020
97112020-05-04 20:33:17crystales"Man, Benjamin, I'm a keep it real with you: You've never been to France, you're not French, you're Irish, where the fuck is this "Oui Chef" coming from? I can "Oui oui!" and "Parlez-vous français?", like... "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" like, I can do that shit all day, but guess what, NO, stop speaking French and speak some fucking English!" - Emili "Milly" Medley 2018
97172020-05-05 21:22:05scatter"That's all I want! Just give me meatballs!" - Gordon Ramsay 2007
97182020-05-05 22:34:56crystales"I feel like there's too many Italians." - Varldin 2020
97202020-05-07 22:44:00crystales"some of yall never been tied down and sucked dry and it shows" - lumardy 2020
97252020-05-10 23:34:46crystales"I'd let Gordon eat me out if he made me dinner first." - Varldin 2020
97432020-05-23 23:17:16varldin"Do you think The Flash has a fursona?" - Varldin 2020
97482020-05-27 23:40:34varldin"fedora nonexistant hair line can get a gf but i cant ride a penis" - Crystales 2020
97492020-05-27 23:41:40crystales"ok i'll do it right now" - Crystales 2020
98272020-07-16 22:19:49crystales"i need more horny friends" - crystales 2020
98372020-07-27 23:02:29varldin"Mario deserves to be fucked." - Varldin 2020
98542020-08-06 00:25:30varldin"Yeah sorry dude, I killed your wife." - Varldin 2020
98602020-08-07 22:53:06crystales"Bowser has these...fatherly vibes that make people want to fuck him, or get fucked." - Varldin 2020
98652020-08-12 13:01:33varldin"He better be playing an organ, or a viola. You know, some evil instrument like that." - Varldin 2020
98832020-08-20 19:35:00varldin"Imagine not having your hat any more. Now you're just a pee." - Varldin 2020
98902020-08-25 01:51:17varldin"You can straight up lose like half an hour there. No wait, not half an hour. You can lose like thirty minutes there." - Varldin 2020
98932020-08-29 20:16:31varldin"Yeah, no Beedle, I'm not giving you any money. Capitalist pig." - Varldin 2020
99032020-09-10 20:12:50crystales"I knew it." - Varldin 2020
99062020-09-14 21:14:11beepsalt"I just wanna kill some people." - Varldin 2020
99112020-09-17 22:28:45varldin"I feel like Conker's Bad Fur Day changed my life, because I learned about boobies." - Varldin 2020
99222020-10-16 18:46:57crystales"By down the street did this giraffe mean across the country?" - Varldin 2020
99382020-10-24 21:18:28varldin"I don't trust that palm tree." - Varldin 2020
99742020-11-19 21:18:51varldin"I can't tell if she's German or a smoker." - Varldin 2020
99762020-11-21 21:39:23varldin"Bruh. The Toad Chode." - Crystales 2020
99872020-12-01 00:11:13varldin"Europeans are in Europe." - Varldin 2020
100032020-12-10 09:51:23beepsalt"I appreciate a couple 69s"
100052020-12-14 09:25:53varldin"I was about to ask if that's a pregnant fox, but it's a bird." - Varldin 2020
100142020-12-16 20:53:26varldin"Not to like, use the word epic to describe it, but... it's kind of epic." - Varldin 2020
100272020-12-23 17:08:23crystales"sometimes i think about the ballsack and i get deeply disturbed" - Crystales 2020
100572021-01-06 10:31:27scatter"think anyone wants to fuck these monkeys" - crystales 2021
100612021-01-11 08:53:04varldin"How can it be a bad decision if it's a good decision?" - Varldin 2021
100702021-01-15 14:28:18beepsalt"trampled by feet is Quentin Tarentino's new name" - beepsalt 2021
100722021-01-16 16:51:44crystales"beep is just gay." - varldin 2021
100752021-01-18 14:57:07varldin"At this point I accept that at some point my stream's topic of conversation will devolve into lore on Luigi's dick." - Varldin 2021
100832021-01-20 15:06:54varldin"Evidently that dumbass is Varldin, this time." - beepsalt 2020
100952021-01-26 23:15:27varldin"The distance between 7-Eleven and my house is approximately one pint of White Claw." - Varldin 2021
100982021-01-28 10:00:58crystales"Swear, do drugs, and party. Those are like the three keys to success." - Varldin 2021
101042021-01-30 16:37:15varldin"I feel like if DK had moved at a certain angle, he would've gotten Luigi off." - Varldin 2021
101892021-03-01 09:38:27crystales"anywhere is nice if you haven't been there yet" - selen 2021
103902021-06-12 16:01:20crystales"If I win at least like $500K i will give each of my mods $100 promise i'll pinky swear on that one." - varldin 2021
103912021-06-14 11:39:51beepsalt"i think tony fox probably played earthbound" - varldin 2021
103932021-06-14 21:40:50crystales"Hey Lois, remember the time I went to a bar during a global pandemic? Nehehehehhehe!" - Varldin 2021
104162021-06-29 14:53:56varldin"Something-dot....like Amethyst?" - Varldin 2021
104292021-07-06 15:50:32mystrich"qait" - Crystales, 2021
104302021-07-06 17:14:37crystales"IT'S NOT A FOOD THING IT'S JUST A JUICES FROM THE BODY THING" - crystales 2021
104312021-07-07 16:17:52varldin"im a man who looks at pussy wtf do u want" - Crystales 2021
104402021-07-12 19:18:00varldin"It's too bad that my nuts are so low." - Varldin 2021
104662021-08-02 16:58:26varldin"I can't believe I lost the run to Danganronpa discourse." - Varldin 2021
104672021-08-02 17:16:53crystales"i just beat the cum magnet section of the game" - rohank98 2021
104772021-08-10 15:58:22varldin"when shy guy makes an effort, he's called try guy, when shy guy likes multiple genders he's a bi guy, when shy guy makes bread, he's a rye guy, when shy guy goes on a plane, he's a fly guy" - enbyreia 2021
104782021-08-10 16:59:22varldin"We gotta make Luigi hard, and then we're good to go." - Varldin 2021
104902021-08-17 19:44:15varldin"Boom, zap, whatever" - Varldin 2021
104922021-08-19 10:09:26varldin"I started drinking early." - Varldin 2021
104942021-08-20 17:18:26varldin"I can't tell if Waluigi's in the lead, or if he's just tall." - Varldin 2021
104972021-08-22 16:41:18varldin"A condo is a music piece, right?" - Varldin 2021
105012021-08-31 15:50:41crystales"if i was on the news for what i post online it'd be for people thinking i condone murder because i want saito sejima to fuck my brains out" - crystales 2021
105022021-08-31 19:48:11varldin"10 whole hours of crossing words and amy's vaping company, all curtosy of [squints at smudged handwriting on palm] varnish" - enbyreia 2021
105052021-09-06 16:31:23crystales"For a second I thought you were implying that LSD is made in like, Greg's butthole and I was confused." - Varldin 2021
105062021-09-06 16:43:40crystales"Pearl is a whiny bitch and I hate her." - Varldin 2021
105072021-09-07 17:21:02theworldscutestgamer"I'm a family friendly stream" Varldin, just before I made this quote
105092021-09-14 16:51:57crystales"i think i will enjoy a sip of popular soda brand penis" - enbyreia 2021
105122021-09-15 16:44:32crystales"If you like, i can make your next pee more exciting" -varldin 2021
105172021-09-28 21:26:18varldin"Is having sex wrong?" - Varldin 2021
105312021-10-05 16:06:39varldin"hmmmm sounds like im talking about jacking off" - Crystales 2021
105322021-10-08 17:19:35varldin"Time for kinks" - Varldin 2021
105352021-10-11 15:58:57selen93"On this stream, we kill babies" - Varldin 2021
105362021-10-12 19:16:50varldin: "there's alcohol, um, you *burp*, but lesbians think it's hot" -Varldin, 2021
105372021-10-13 09:45:06selen93"selen" - Rohan 2021
105382021-10-13 09:45:55rohank98"There are no rules to adding quotes" - Varldin 2021
105412021-10-15 15:45:10selen93"There you go, Cynthia... or.. Cynthia's gmilf" - Varldin 2021
105472021-10-21 19:46:22crystales"how come woman can feel like she is taking a big stinky poo poo during sex but a man cant" - crystales 2021
105512021-10-26 17:39:59varldin"I don't think I've seen enough of Daisy's legs to be able to confirm nor deny that" - Angela 2021
105632021-11-12 18:27:23varldin"He uses parsecs, I use White Claws, they're basically the same thing if you think about." - Varldin 2021
105662021-11-22 18:52:33varldin"It's like gambling but guaranteed results." - Varldin 2021
105682021-11-26 20:16:34varldin"Goddammit we're in love again!" - Varldn 2021
105732021-12-01 17:36:23crystales"im gonna cum on stream when saito shows up" - crystales 2021
105812021-12-18 19:56:10varldin"I'm like Bob Ross, but I'm cooler and do more drugs." - Varldin 2021
105852021-12-21 19:22:53varldin"Tasque Manager? Yeah, she's kinda hot." - Varldin 2021
105932021-12-28 19:40:20varldin"Is cunthia in a building in this game" - lumardy 2021
105962022-01-01 14:53:52varldinDoes Kris want Wendy's, or am I simply projecting my desires onto them?" - Varldin 2021
106012022-01-03 19:35:14varldin"Majima is in heat." - Varldin 2022
106132022-01-14 18:19:36varldin"Berdly just like, longing for human feet." - Varldin 2022
106142022-01-21 18:52:02varldin"Look! His fingers are doing the thing." - Varldin 2022
106182022-01-23 20:45:38varldin"I was feeling my fingers, they were about to betray me." - Varldin 2022
106202022-01-27 19:15:14varldin"Speaking of insults against Italians..." - Varldin 2022
106222022-02-01 15:31:07varldin"Wait, why did I move my hedgehog?" - Varldin 2022
106232022-02-02 10:33:23mystrich"It's not like Snowmen are Apex Predators" - Varldin, 2022
106252022-02-04 18:42:26varldin"Wish that Queen would spread those out a little bit more." - Varldin 2022
106282022-02-08 16:20:37scatter"Do geckos evolve in real life?" - Varldin 2022
106292022-02-08 21:28:53varldin"I noticed those chicken feet immediately." - Varldin 2022
106402022-02-24 14:14:28varldin"Why does my brain not brain?" - Varldin 2022

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!2000At 2000 followers we will rewatch Hell's Kitchen Season 18. We last watched this at the start of 2020
!2500At 2,500 followers I'll do a playthrough of Donkey Kong 64. I never played this game myself, and have only seen small bits of casual playthroughs and speedruns occasionally, hence it being mostly blind.
!3000At 3,000 followers I will do a 16 hour stream! There's no exact theme to this one; I simply plan to be live for 16 consecutive hours.
!7tv7tv is a new extenstion for maximum emote party times!! download it here or enable it through ffz https://7tv.app/ PatrickLaugh
!adrastusfuck off Crystales I do have a command
!alertshere are my alerts! https://pastebin.com/Dy1Vxajz lapisDab
!anniversaryhttps://twitter.com/varldin/status/1485361051029983234/photo/1 info on my anniversary stream, which will start at 9AM EST January 31st lapisDab
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!beepsalti LIKE david spade ok
!birthdayJUNE 14TH (10AM EST) BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
!brookieDamn, ya ass fat... whats your pronouns?
!carterkirbyA Rugrats: Search for Reptar, Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures, and Ice Age 2 The Meltdown speedrunner, has WR in Bowl-Ed-Over
!ckaoyou're drunk
!ckapidiot
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!commandsHere is a list of Qutoeconut commands http://quoteconut.stendec.me/varldin#commands
!cou????????
!coyit's koi
!cpuI like streaming Mario Party and having the CPUs have a go, while commentating on stuff happening and talking aloud to myself/to chat. It's like having a Just Chatting stream but there happens to be some Mario Party playing in the background.
!crosswordWanna check out my crossword blog and give some of them a go? Check it here --> https://planetvarldin.blogspot.com/
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!crysheightim 5'5"
!crystalesi can fix saito sejima
!deedeehttps://twitter.com/varldin/status/1191046237539225607 Varldin met Deedee PearlPoint
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!endorsementCheck out this testimonial about my streams :) https://clips.twitch.tv/AdventurousModernTortoiseKeyboardCat
!fishmoleyFishMoley
!goldmedalI got the gold in the 60/60 countries in GeoGuessr! Here's the playlist if you want to view a particular country - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkt2pM4gmu80dH_FkAtRJRIErnjJqtsAD
!goodfoodhttps://clips.twitch.tv/CrispyQuaintCamelTakeNRG
!hairNo, I did not get a haircut, my hair is brushed back/in a ponytail. No, I am not cutting my hair short anytime soon.
!hydratehey there sexy 😳 you seem a little parched 🥵 why don't you be a good little gamer 🎮 and drink some water 💦 and have a whale of a time 🐳
!imgayYou're gay!
!ko🆗
!lumardycuter and fruitier than the coconut in gelato skip
!lurkPeridotUwot
!misfitsCheck out the stream team I'm on, Inglorious Misfits! Here's a link to our Twitch page so you can see all the members as well as who is currently online. https://www.twitch.tv/team/ingloriousmisfits
!multiClick here to watch both myself and polarbear side by side :) https://kadgar.net/live/varldin/polarbearswag19
!musicCurious about what we're listening to? It's almost definitely Gamechops! Check them out here - https://www.youtube.com/c/gamechops
!myspaceyou're in my top 8 :)
!nightbotfucking stupid idiot moron
!nohintsWhen I play through games casually please don't give hints. Don't tell me where to go, anticipate, spoil, and so on. I will talk aloud to give my thought processes, but don't give me help unless I explicitly ask.
!nonarygames"The series is Zero Escape not Nonary Games you stupid Bimbo" - Crystales, basically
!oPogO
!oeeroeer
!okok
!play!play
!poptartPopTart "Topical Jokes" Pony
!primePlease subscriberino to me using Twitch Prime. You'd be The Best as Toad says https://twitch.amazon.com/tp/loot?ref_=SM_OM_TPE_G_US_E_D_TP_ad5
!pronounsVarldin uses she/her pronouns CoolCat
!queen%Queen% is a great Deltarune category in which one must view every Queen cutscene in Chapter 2. You must spare Queen. Time ends when she leaves the basement of Ralsei's Castle after the cutscene with King.
!quoteconutim better than nightbot :)
!quoteselenthis does nothing
!raid💎 What a Pearlfect gem of a raid message! 💎
!rawRAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW
!rngwhen RNG kills a -16:57 run https://clips.twitch.tv/ConfidentCredulousEmuBudBlast
!rohank98im the straight one
!scatterwill it really no hope
!schedulehttps://twitter.com/varldin/status/1495560996714393601 this week's schedule!
!seedserotinybehold....a boy https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420090128631988245/848710808263327754/tsunami.png
!selenmy meat exception is ßretty ßoys
!selen93use !selen instead
!speedrunshttps://www.speedrun.com/user/Varldin <-- click here to see my submitted runs to the leaderboards
!subathonOn the 28th I am doing a subathon! More info here - https://twitter.com/varldin/status/1441823625988947970/photo/1
!subraidvarldiKiss What a Pearlfect gem of a raid message! varldiKiss
!theworldscutestgamer!crystales
!tipWanna toss some mola my way? Here's my streamlabs link https://streamlabs.com/varldin
!twisterhttps://clips.twitch.tv/PrettyBlueKoupreyWOOP
!twitterhttps://twitter.com/varldin Follow me on twitter for various life updates and shitposts and stream updates!
!varldinPearl is my wife uwu
!varldiobowserO
!westernspyZey say zat I am polish 🇵🇱 🚬
!wwInterested in trying out The Wind Waker randomizer? Find the download here, which includes a link to the discord. https://github.com/LagoLunatic/wwrando/releases | Here is a tracker, made by BigDunka and wooferzfg http://www.wooferzfg.me/tww-rando-tracker/
!y27The best paper mario is Sticker Star because of its battle system
!ytCheck out my youtube! I'll be uploading various highlights to it from time to time (e.g. speedrun PBs) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRdeS65mCkBSfhSYFjV6Lig