| ✓ | 40 | 2014-11-11 06:58:47 | sirstendec | "Don't tell anyone [I game-overed in 70 stars]." - Toadfan, 2014 |
| ✗ | 450 | 2015-03-28 01:07:24 | cbcheeks | "eggs are the only way" - toadfan5 mar 17 2015 |
| ✗ | 456 | 2015-03-30 23:13:13 | cbcheeks | "it's a toadfan tradition" - toadfan5 mar 30 2015 |
| ✓ | 555 | 2015-05-07 23:18:44 | stevemassey | "That's Right BOYS, we're going on a field trip...TO THE AQUARIUM!" - Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 574 | 2015-05-19 23:26:55 | stevemassey | "I got this!...Wait, I don't got this!" - Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✗ | 575 | 2015-05-19 23:27:59 | actualglory | "butts" - Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 576 | 2015-05-19 23:47:34 | mrplum5089 | "If somebody gives me money I'm gonna do something, don't quote me on that." Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 577 | 2015-05-20 01:17:16 | mrplum5089 | "uhhhh... Beware my power?" Toadfan 2015 |
| ✓ | 578 | 2015-05-21 00:26:15 | mrplum5089 | "I'm not playing Rugrats ever again.... Until I get paid of course" Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 579 | 2015-05-21 00:28:37 | actualglory | "I'd play Final Fantasy 7 for 100 dollars." Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 580 | 2015-05-21 00:30:58 | actualglory | "The first thing I used the name Toadfan5 on was Runescape" Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✗ | 581 | 2015-05-21 00:32:56 | nakotathebeast | "Nakota Is My Sempai" Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 582 | 2015-05-21 00:37:04 | mrplum5089 | "I had people friend request me because I was atop of the Doom leaderboards at the time" Toadfan 2015 |
| ✗ | 583 | 2015-05-21 00:38:47 | nakotathebeast | "yeah it's broken" Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✗ | 627 | 2015-06-02 18:59:52 | niceguyandersson | "You just do !addquote and then a quote" Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 651 | 2015-06-06 23:41:50 | paran01dandr01d | "Goldfish are pretty okay." -Toadman 2020 |
| ✓ | 652 | 2015-06-06 23:42:51 | paran01dandr01d | "EJ stop adding nonsense quotes! My name isn't even Toadman!" -Toadtown12, '95 |
| ✓ | 653 | 2015-06-07 00:43:34 | mrplum5089 | "I hate Mario 64" Toadfan 2015 |
| ✓ | 701 | 2015-06-21 00:34:58 | paran01dandr01d | "Aww yeah, one of those great Toadfan quotes!" -Toadfan |
| ✓ | 724 | 2015-06-26 00:46:33 | mrplum5089 | "I hate steak more than I hate Final Fantasy VII" Toadfan 2015 |
| ✗ | 742 | 2015-06-29 00:15:41 | caplockfury | Don't listen to me, Chie is the best girl -ToadGuy12 |
| ✓ | 743 | 2015-06-29 00:17:30 | paran01dandr01d | "Don't worry... Number 69!" -Toadfan5 |
| ✗ | 744 | 2015-06-29 00:21:30 | caplockfury | I'm not funny -NumLockFury 2015 |
| ✓ | 754 | 2015-06-30 00:39:12 | caplockfury | "Quotes are awesome, I love quotes" -toadman12 |
| ✓ | 775 | 2015-07-03 00:37:48 | therefortomorow | I'm having a slice of glue! Don't look at me I'm a moron |
| ✓ | 783 | 2015-07-07 01:28:51 | paran01dandr01d | "No! You can't do this to me, Mario!" -Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 798 | 2015-07-10 00:06:41 | actualglory | "I didn't actually marry a bowl of spaghetti. Sorry guys." |
| ✓ | 809 | 2015-07-13 04:50:10 | paran01dandr01d | "I love penguins, but... I'd kill them for money. Don't add that as a quote." -Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 810 | 2015-07-13 05:41:18 | paran01dandr01d | "Don't make that a quote" -total sucker |
| ✓ | 843 | 2015-07-16 05:10:37 | cameron0801 | "Oh EJ!" Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 844 | 2015-07-16 05:11:33 | cameron0801 | "... with CHEESE!" Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 912 | 2015-07-26 04:20:31 | mrplum5089 | "here comes the bonk!" - Toadfan 2015 |
| ✓ | 952 | 2015-08-03 03:03:54 | paran01dandr01d | "Bah bur buh bah bah bah bummm... That was my attempt at Pokemon." -guess who |
| ✓ | 1019 | 2015-08-14 05:22:57 | paran01dandr01d | "Oh that's awesome, awesome possum!" -Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 1036 | 2015-08-23 03:04:37 | paran01dandr01d | "...pizza butt..." -Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 1041 | 2015-08-25 03:37:52 | paran01dandr01d | "I can feel something falling out... Oh yes, please, keep doing that. Just do me a solid buddy." -Literally Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 1042 | 2015-08-25 04:12:46 | paran01dandr01d | "I think I've made it a little too hard in trying to get it out, which is just making it worse and worse" -Freudfan5 |
| ✓ | 1051 | 2015-08-27 04:21:48 | stevemassey | "Unbelievable...how do you make a mistake in the aquarium?" - Toadfan5 2015 |
| ✓ | 1057 | 2015-08-30 03:37:25 | paran01dandr01d | "That'll be another hundred dollars, you all can raise that if you want me to play it." -Shekelfan5 |
| ✓ | 1075 | 2015-09-05 02:25:51 | toadfan5 | Pikachu water the oddish! No don't blow it up.-Bald City 2015 |
| ✓ | 1078 | 2015-09-06 03:14:28 | paran01dandr01d | "Yeah, my dad's in the fridge eating my cat." -Toadfan what the heck |
| ✓ | 1079 | 2015-09-06 03:29:43 | paran01dandr01d | "I feel really horrible that I just typed in 'Drunk driving memes' into Google." -ThereForAllWeek |
| ✓ | 1094 | 2015-09-10 04:06:07 | paran01dandr01d | *bonks* -Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 1117 | 2015-09-19 02:18:40 | paran01dandr01d | "Nyeh heh heh!" -Pappy ruse |
| ✓ | 1162 | 2015-09-24 04:54:16 | paran01dandr01d | "I'm actually gonna set up mario now. (Proceeds to not set up mario)" -Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 1163 | 2015-09-24 05:00:00 | paran01dandr01d | "My fingers are like... So cold, dude. I need, like, gloves or something." -ColdFingers5 |
| ✓ | 1164 | 2015-09-24 05:01:18 | paran01dandr01d | "Can you retroactively make me a moron?" -Yes, I can, Theplushie |
| ✓ | 2690 | 2016-08-09 03:49:32 | mrplum5089 | "You wanna join the gymnastic's team? You have scoliosis" - Heather |
| ✓ | 2691 | 2016-08-09 03:58:26 | paran01dandr01d | "I don't need to see her tits--OH MY *** GOD." -boobfan5 |
| ✓ | 3823 | 2017-06-29 05:14:01 | lollipopllama | I will eventually play FF7, I just really don't want to -ToadFan5 |
| ✓ | 4348 | 2018-05-03 18:57:03 | paran01dandr01d | "I am people" - Toadfan5 |
| ✓ | 9540 | 2020-03-10 03:09:57 | lollipopllama | I'll do anything for a dollar. Don't make that a quote. -Carton |
| ✓ | 9541 | 2020-03-10 03:14:05 | lollipopllama | I have the reflexes of a cat. A dead cat |
| ✓ | 9584 | 2020-03-24 03:02:27 | lollipopllama | We're not playing Ass Masters! Fine, we're playing Ass Masters.. |
| ✗ | 9622 | 2020-04-03 02:33:03 | dan96man | “You gotta understand there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for money” Toadfan5 2020 |
| ✓ | 9910 | 2020-09-16 01:38:20 | lollipopllama | "the day I can play retro games, I'll play Mario for like,five hours. and you can hold me to that" -assmaster5 2020 |
| ✓ | 9916 | 2020-09-30 02:31:47 | lollipopllama | "I can't play by myself!" -SadFan5 |
| ✓ | 9925 | 2020-10-17 05:46:16 | lollipopllama | I like lightbulbs |
| ✓ | 9952 | 2020-11-02 03:17:37 | lollipopllama | "The list of things I won't do for money is a lot shorter" -ToadFan52020 |
| ✓ | 9961 | 2020-11-06 03:24:13 | actualglory | We're goin with hoe - Toadfan5 2020 |
| ✓ | 9962 | 2020-11-06 03:30:56 | actualglory | We're hoe'in it up! - Toadfan5 2020 |
| ✓ | 9983 | 2020-11-29 06:13:18 | lollipopllama | Merry Christmas.....bitches. -ToadFan2020 |
| ✓ | 9984 | 2020-11-29 06:20:55 | lollipopllama | "I'm petting my cat..playing with one hand." -AssMaster5 |
| ✓ | 10006 | 2020-12-14 23:18:02 | lollipopllama | "I AM THE N64" -ToadFan64 |
| ✓ | 10009 | 2020-12-16 00:36:15 | lollipopllama | 12/16/20 @ 0030, 100 subs! |
| ✓ | 10024 | 2020-12-21 22:51:11 | lollipopllama | "I'll have to treat everyone to burger king or something....don't hold me to that!" -LiarToad5 |
| ✓ | 10045 | 2021-01-04 22:56:44 | lollipopllama | "I AM WEARING PANTS!" -AssMaster5 |
| ✗ | 10046 | 2021-01-04 22:56:45 | thespookywoo | I am (not) wearing pants! |
| ✓ | 10047 | 2021-01-04 23:36:42 | lollipopllama | "I always wear pants when I stream" (no one believes you) -ToadFan |
| ✓ | 10048 | 2021-01-05 00:06:58 | lollipopllama | "I'm pretty good playing one handed!" -AssMaster5 |
| ✗ | 10049 | 2021-01-05 00:57:39 | thespookywoo | Yeah I can push buttons! |
| ✓ | 10059 | 2021-01-09 00:23:54 | lollipopllama | "1:58:27 will be that exact time" -KryptLeader 1/9/21 |
| ✗ | 10060 | 2021-01-09 01:37:33 | thespookywoo | I wouldn't save HITLER - Pantless5 |
| ✗ | 10089 | 2021-01-23 22:07:23 | dan96man | “You get me to 500 subs I’ll dye my hair blue” Toadfan 2021 |
| ✓ | 10092 | 2021-01-26 00:47:33 | lollipopllama | "I do like lightbulbs. Thats why they call me the lightbulb salesman" BulbFan5 |
| ✓ | 10093 | 2021-01-26 00:53:16 | lollipopllama | "This is correct. I never wear pants but always wear a shirt. You caught me" PantlessFan5 |
| ✓ | 10112 | 2021-02-02 22:04:26 | kryptleader | "Carleton only smokes the competition" ToadFan5 |
| ✓ | 10113 | 2021-02-02 22:14:24 | lollipopllama | "I will do whatever the people want to watch.." LiarToad5 |
| ✓ | 10125 | 2021-02-09 00:56:32 | actualglory | "We are getting a 1:55 tomorrow. You can make that a quote." - Toadfan5 2/9/2021 |
| ✓ | 10130 | 2021-02-09 22:11:19 | kryptleader | "You could even call me DangerfieldFan5, but don't that would make me sad" DangerfieldFan5 |
| ✗ | 10178 | 2021-02-23 22:52:29 | therefortomorrow | Ahh, my left arm is a Dorito! -RobSchneiderFan5 |
| ✓ | 10186 | 2021-02-27 22:03:48 | coreycan123 | "You still am?" - BrainDead5 |
| ✗ | 10193 | 2021-03-02 22:35:37 | coreycan123 | "try do !addcoat" - Coldman5 |
| ✓ | 10194 | 2021-03-02 22:36:50 | kryptleader | "it takes two dozen eggs to throw them across the room"ToadFan |
| ✗ | 10201 | 2021-03-05 22:10:04 | rowr_eli | ba ba ba ba ba... get some hamburgers |
| ✗ | 10211 | 2021-03-10 22:31:44 | saulatear | "These are my harem pants. Harem pants." |
| ✗ | 10223 | 2021-03-12 23:26:40 | saulatear | "Only real men wear thongs!" -NoPants5 |
| ✗ | 10224 | 2021-03-12 23:28:17 | saulatear | "I am wearing pants!" -NoPants5 |
| ✗ | 10239 | 2021-03-16 00:57:27 | saulatear | "I'm always wearing pants, that's why they call me the PANTSMAN. No wait don't quote that." -NoPants5 |
| ✗ | 10326 | 2021-05-09 00:38:47 | losonosanto | "couple of years ago 2013" |
| ✗ | 10327 | 2021-05-09 00:39:14 | losonosanto | "couple of years ago 2013" - 2021 |
| ✗ | 10336 | 2021-05-10 23:56:17 | swerto | "Final Fantasy VII is my favorite JRPG" - Toadfan |
| ✗ | 10337 | 2021-05-10 23:57:45 | swerto | "Swerto's opinions on games are better than mine." - Toadfan5 |
| ✗ | 10338 | 2021-05-10 23:58:21 | swerto | "Swerto told me to play this game 10 years ago, but I didn't want to." - Toadfan5 |
| ✗ | 10339 | 2021-05-11 00:00:21 | swerto | "My favorite final fantasy is final fantasy vee eye eye, wait that's one too many eyes" -Toadfan5 |
| ✗ | 10343 | 2021-05-11 22:54:30 | swerto | "It's pretty Great" - Toadfan5 about a bad joke |
| ✗ | 10344 | 2021-05-11 22:57:46 | swerto | "Have you guys heard of Boat Trip on UMD?" - Toadfan5 |
| ✗ | 10345 | 2021-05-12 00:44:48 | swerto | "Well that was Chrono Trigger, hope you enjoyed it. Never again." -Toadfan5 when he realized he's bad at RPGs |
| ✗ | 10346 | 2021-05-12 00:47:39 | kryptmosses | "it's not, I'm fucking him" -Swerto |
| ✗ | 10354 | 2021-05-14 00:00:23 | swerto | "Shut the fuck up Swerto" -SaltyFan5 |
| ✗ | 10370 | 2021-05-26 00:14:41 | sosewriri | "Have I told you about how I can polish a man?" -ManFan5 |
| ✗ | 10377 | 2021-06-03 23:58:58 | swerto | "I was really stubborn" - Toadfan5 |
| ✗ | 10378 | 2021-06-04 00:00:36 | sosewriri | "Swerto was right, Chrono Trigger is good." -Toadfan5 |
| ✗ | 10398 | 2021-06-19 00:34:15 | redoctober17 | "I used AOL to make comics" ToadDork5 |
| ✗ | 10402 | 2021-06-21 23:35:56 | redoctober17 | "Wheeeeeeee" MonsterTruckMadnessFan5 |
| ✗ | 10403 | 2021-06-21 23:37:56 | swerto | Swerto was... here - SwertoFan5 |
| ✗ | 10404 | 2021-06-22 22:16:07 | redoctober17 | "Don't quote me on that" QuoteFan5 |
| ✗ | 10423 | 2021-07-03 23:16:59 | swerto | "I'm not wearing pants" - LiarFan5 |
| ✗ | 10424 | 2021-07-03 23:19:08 | swerto | "Define clothes" - The heater, because LiarFan5 is digging a hole about wearing clothes |
| ✗ | 10425 | 2021-07-03 23:21:59 | redoctober17 | "He was getting a can out of the soda" - ToadCan5 |
| ✗ | 10426 | 2021-07-03 23:28:34 | swerto | THINK SWERTO THINK. IF YOU JUST SAT AT HOME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE" - Liarfan5 |
| ✗ | 10443 | 2021-07-17 00:24:05 | saulatear | “Do you know how much money I have to my name? Five dollars” |
| ✗ | 10453 | 2021-07-22 22:19:06 | redoctober17 | "Ants? Reminds me of that movie, A Bug's Life" AntFan5 |
| ✗ | 10454 | 2021-07-22 22:35:19 | swerto | Deadweightfan 5 |
| ✗ | 10457 | 2021-07-26 23:50:26 | swerto | "I wear pants" -LiarFan5 |
| ✗ | 10464 | 2021-07-30 23:41:07 | swerto | "I actually have water" -LiarFan5 |
| ✗ | 10469 | 2021-08-03 23:33:37 | redoctober17 | "You could have feet streams for $5 million" FootFan5 |
| ✗ | 10488 | 2021-08-16 23:10:11 | redoctober17 | "Oh no, puzzles. Not puzzles!" PuzzleFan5 |
| ✗ | 10533 | 2021-10-09 00:20:32 | redoctober17 | "I'm a picky little bitch." - TeaFan5 |
| ✗ | 10552 | 2021-10-27 01:20:31 | redoctober17 | "Oh, those are birds" - BirdFan5 |
| ✗ | 10553 | 2021-10-27 01:21:41 | redoctober17 | "Why does everyone change my name for quotes?" - QuoteFan5 |
| ✓ | 10658 | 2022-04-09 23:56:38 | based4iife | "I punched the old hag she got in the way" - grannyPuncher5 |
| ✗ | 10659 | 2022-04-09 23:57:15 | saulatear | “I have never fucking cursed before. Put some god damn respect on my name.” -Swearman5 |
| ✓ | 10665 | 2022-04-22 00:17:46 | redoctober17 | "Elden Ring is a ripoff of Superman64" - SupermanFan5 |
| ✗ | 10667 | 2022-04-23 00:58:19 | lifeuhfindsaway | “This game is uh not good” - Toadfan5 on Superman 64 |
| ✓ | 10668 | 2022-04-23 00:59:48 | toadfan5 | 10667 |
| ✗ | 10796 | 2022-11-29 00:01:26 | redoctober17 | Swamps don't exist, Red - SwampFan5 |
| ✓ | 10797 | 2022-11-29 00:47:00 | toadfan5 | 10796 |
| ✓ | 10886 | 2023-05-31 00:00:02 | redoctober17 | "You know the worst part about being me? I can't watch me live." - ToadFan5Fan |
| ✗ | 10910 | 2023-07-18 00:03:52 | redoctober17 | "Oh, civilian buildings? Well, not anymore." - WarCrimesFan5 |
| ✗ | 10967 | 2024-01-07 02:21:10 | the_roy_nasty | a heavily sedated, rubber-legged Ethan Hunt lumbering toward the window like a drunk person |
| ✗ | 10984 | 2024-03-26 02:00:11 | redoctober17 | "That's too fuckin' bad, ain't it?" JerkFan5 |
| ✗ | 10995 | 2024-10-31 01:00:44 | redoctober17 | "Do you want to know- you know what it doesn't matter." - NerdFan5 |
| ✓ | 10996 | 2024-10-31 01:43:02 | smith1818 | "Baseball is Saved! Another year the Yankees don't win." - Toadfan5 |