| ✓ | 589 | 2015-05-26 11:38:44 | glitchcog | Let's do 20 pounds of cocaine! |
| ✓ | 590 | 2015-05-26 11:38:55 | glitchcog | These farts are getting complicated. |
| ✓ | 591 | 2015-05-26 11:39:05 | glitchcog | Little kid- "Will you play with me?" Swish, "Sure, if it's quest related." |
| ✓ | 592 | 2015-05-26 11:39:16 | glitchcog | poutine, it sounds like some kind of... cheese device |
| ✓ | 593 | 2015-05-26 11:40:27 | glitchcog | I'm the inspiration for that girl being able to articulate how meaningless life is. Thanks. |
| ✓ | 594 | 2015-05-26 11:40:34 | glitchcog | Niki's less of a tank, and more of a... sponge. |
| ✓ | 595 | 2015-05-26 11:40:55 | glitchcog | Intelligence doesnt help me at all right now |
| ✓ | 596 | 2015-05-26 11:49:35 | glitchcog | I have a bunch of women things. |
| ✓ | 604 | 2015-05-27 12:13:49 | glitchcog | Gotta step up my game... with nonsense. |
| ✓ | 606 | 2015-05-28 09:11:28 | glitchcog | I was about to say the same thing, but, you know, without the typo. |
| ✓ | 607 | 2015-05-28 10:17:48 | glitchcog | Breast Plate?! A cat doesn't have breasts. |
| ✓ | 608 | 2015-05-28 10:31:27 | glitchcog | I didn't even know I could breed! |
| ✓ | 609 | 2015-05-28 13:27:50 | glitchcog | I like her Posh haircut. It's very... futuristically modern... for the time. |
| ✓ | 610 | 2015-05-28 14:36:45 | glitchcog | I should get married more often. |
| ✓ | 612 | 2015-05-29 12:10:26 | glitchcog | This time I won't have to do you twice! |
| ✓ | 613 | 2015-05-29 12:21:05 | glitchcog | You're new! Please die... goddamnit. |
| ✓ | 614 | 2015-05-29 12:54:49 | glitchcog | Reading's for nerds. Don't bother with it. Your dad could read and it got him killed. |
| ✓ | 615 | 2015-05-29 15:06:05 | glitchcog | I hate all of you people. Get out of my kingdom. |
| ✓ | 616 | 2015-05-29 15:16:36 | itzopq | This game is straight up Lufiary... That's an adjective now. |
| ✓ | 617 | 2015-05-29 15:31:04 | glitchcog | This time I won't set myself on fire. |
| ✓ | 619 | 2015-06-01 13:07:43 | swishface | you dare question the quality of my banana |
| ✓ | 621 | 2015-06-01 13:24:47 | swishface | What's a HerrShaun? |
| ✓ | 622 | 2015-06-02 08:59:05 | glitchcog | That's what Australians sound like. As soon as we say a vowel, we're fucked. |
| ✓ | 623 | 2015-06-02 09:59:02 | itzopq | Usually I promise less, but this time I promise nothing. |
| ✓ | 624 | 2015-06-02 12:33:31 | swishface | That's some ape/monkey bullshit |
| ✓ | 625 | 2015-06-02 12:46:43 | raptordio | probably bullshit, told you what raptor does |
| ✓ | 626 | 2015-06-02 13:00:20 | raptordio | a one piece swimsuit, now that is important |
| ✓ | 628 | 2015-06-03 11:30:36 | glitchcog | Sword on sword violence has to stop. It's tearing our nation apart! |
| ✓ | 629 | 2015-06-03 11:43:02 | glitchcog | Oh! What if I turn myself into a Moogle, and then turn myself not into a Moogle? |
| ✓ | 630 | 2015-06-03 13:22:18 | swishface | I don't like rich food, it makes my mouth tired |
| ✓ | 631 | 2015-06-03 13:30:35 | iicrowii | Your Whip went up! Look at what color it is! |
| ✓ | 632 | 2015-06-03 14:11:55 | danbrochill | every viewer means a lot to me especially when they are forced to be here |
| ✓ | 633 | 2015-06-03 14:12:47 | glitchcog | This game is almost over, I think. So there is hope in my heart. |
| ✓ | 634 | 2015-06-03 14:40:06 | raptordio | It is so big! Are we going to get crushed against the wall? |
| ✓ | 635 | 2015-06-03 15:50:47 | swishface | I thought his hair was just five over-ripe bananas tucked into a headband this whole time |
| ✓ | 638 | 2015-06-05 08:17:44 | raptordio | Raptor creeping the viewer list BigBrother |
| ✓ | 639 | 2015-06-05 11:14:55 | glitchcog | How did I not equate bang to sex? I'm losing my edge. |
| ✓ | 640 | 2015-06-05 13:14:57 | raptordio | Dragons are the hardest... it is the quest I am on. |
| ✓ | 655 | 2015-06-07 12:48:20 | itzopq | That sounds like ritzy ditzy dick sucking. |
| ✓ | 656 | 2015-06-07 14:02:53 | itzopq | I just walk up, stab myself in the leg, and hand the enemy a bandage. |
| ✓ | 658 | 2015-06-07 15:58:01 | swishface | thanks Captain Thesaurus |
| ✓ | 663 | 2015-06-08 11:55:10 | swishface | Menuing is the biggest challenge in an RPG |
| ✓ | 664 | 2015-06-08 11:55:26 | glitchcog | Swish strategies: I can't afford boots, but everyone has the best armour they can have. |
| ✓ | 665 | 2015-06-08 12:26:35 | glitchcog | That's what I call tactics! |
| ✓ | 668 | 2015-06-09 09:04:26 | glitchcog | If I die, that's bad. |
| ✓ | 669 | 2015-06-09 09:39:33 | spectralist | It's not my fault I screwed up and have to do this |
| ✓ | 671 | 2015-06-10 09:10:55 | glitchcog | I remembered to sleep in the graveyard today! I mean hotel. |
| ✓ | 672 | 2015-06-10 12:11:14 | geekbean | 41% - guaranteed! Damn it... |
| ✓ | 673 | 2015-06-10 13:13:57 | glitchcog | That's a lot of dudes, but I don't fear death anymore. |
| ✓ | 681 | 2015-06-11 09:42:17 | glitchcog | Do you take me as some kind of furry? I like regular animals. |
| ✓ | 682 | 2015-06-11 10:42:26 | glitchcog | That's right, everybody heard me! I'm the Lebron James of Final Fantasy Tactics. |
| ✓ | 683 | 2015-06-11 10:52:27 | glitchcog | Can I punch you in the back of the kneecap? |
| ✓ | 685 | 2015-06-11 14:49:34 | itzopq | yes! it worked! get the sex onto your body! |
| ✓ | 687 | 2015-06-11 16:04:17 | itzopq | you know what they say, spec. you're the smartest man in the world. |
| ✓ | 688 | 2015-06-11 16:04:35 | z7moon | I'm the Lebron James of Final Fantasy Tactics |
| ✓ | 694 | 2015-06-12 14:34:11 | itzopq | you're not the wrongest |
| ✓ | 695 | 2015-06-12 14:34:21 | swishface | you're not the wrongest |
| ✓ | 696 | 2015-06-15 13:20:33 | itzopq | 1300 rating on gosugamers? I guess that's good? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| ✓ | 697 | 2015-06-16 14:48:29 | danbrochill | it gets better like a fine wine, but ya know...it's armor |
| ✓ | 698 | 2015-06-18 13:00:38 | itzopq | eep! that's my biggest weakness, next to perspective. |
| ✓ | 699 | 2015-06-18 14:38:17 | itzopq | just because I hate playing the game, doesn't mean I don't enjoy watching other people tear it apart with speedruns |
| ✓ | 709 | 2015-06-23 08:22:33 | glitchcog | Seahorses please! |
| ✓ | 710 | 2015-06-23 08:23:27 | glitchcog | Oh right, I can shoot up! |
| ✓ | 711 | 2015-06-23 08:23:43 | glitchcog | I missed my health because I was drinking! |
| ✓ | 712 | 2015-06-23 08:35:50 | glitchcog | Hey kids, this is McDonalds. Next week we learn about coke. |
| ✓ | 713 | 2015-06-23 15:30:03 | itzopq | Oh you think he went off with me? He abandoned you like your own parents. |
| ✓ | 715 | 2015-06-24 11:03:24 | glitchcog | Fuck your fish! |
| ✓ | 716 | 2015-06-24 11:08:03 | itzopq | I don't want my last words to be 'I smell blueberries?' and then my brain explodes. |
| ✓ | 718 | 2015-06-25 11:12:12 | glitchcog | Fuck you- you're Irish. |
| ✓ | 719 | 2015-06-25 12:55:09 | glitchcog | I just missed a giant fuck-off lighthouse somewhere. |
| ✓ | 720 | 2015-06-25 14:34:34 | glitchcog | I got another nut. Now I only have 18 of them. |
| ✓ | 721 | 2015-06-25 15:17:00 | glitchcog | This game sort of makes sense, I'm so happy! |
| ✓ | 725 | 2015-06-26 10:11:10 | itzopq | I have no bears left... |
| ✓ | 734 | 2015-06-28 09:21:41 | glitchcog | I hate getting crits! I hate getting crits so much! |
| ✓ | 735 | 2015-06-28 10:30:26 | swishface | You weren't lying when I got syphillis |
| ✓ | 736 | 2015-06-28 11:07:15 | glitchcog | If the secret of mana is that I have all the mana, I'll take it. |
| ✓ | 745 | 2015-06-29 12:20:59 | swishface | Why do I even have nuts?! They don't do anything for me! |
| ✓ | 760 | 2015-06-30 13:29:59 | itzopq | Suck it dragon! Hardest thing I did on stream? Boosh! |
| ✓ | 761 | 2015-07-01 08:31:49 | glitchcog | I'll have sex with myself. Fuck it. I don't need the other girls. |
| ✓ | 762 | 2015-07-01 12:33:03 | glitchcog | Everyone will want to bang me eventually. |
| ✓ | 763 | 2015-07-01 15:10:57 | herrshaun | Damn it, little girl! |
| ✓ | 764 | 2015-07-01 15:29:14 | herrshaun | Her portrait hurts your neck to look at? Why, because you have to dodge your own erection? |
| ✓ | 765 | 2015-07-01 15:44:46 | swishface | I'll treat you exactly how you want. |
| ✓ | 766 | 2015-07-01 16:05:38 | glitchcog | I say a fair amount of stupid things every night on stream. |
| ✓ | 768 | 2015-07-02 08:31:22 | glitchcog | Somebody needs some extra salt on their French fries, and Salty-G comes along and, "spritz, spritz, spritz." |
| ✓ | 769 | 2015-07-02 08:32:58 | itzopq | that's an astounding amount of nonsense! |
| ✓ | 770 | 2015-07-02 08:34:11 | glitchcog | opq... I thought about it- He's Jesus. |
| ✓ | 771 | 2015-07-02 08:41:14 | glitchcog | I shouldn't have had unprotected sex with that waitress just because I thought end times were here. |
| ✓ | 772 | 2015-07-02 15:26:20 | glitchcog | I wish my mom were a whore. |
| ✓ | 773 | 2015-07-02 15:26:37 | glitchcog | Everyone knows jam makers have tremendous feet and tiny balls. |
| ✓ | 779 | 2015-07-05 00:33:45 | itzopq | End! End! Give me credits! I deserve this! |
| ✓ | 780 | 2015-07-05 00:35:29 | xenogine | I'm just here for the money... |
| ✓ | 782 | 2015-07-06 13:42:13 | glitchcog | If there's one thing I think about dicks, it's how electric they are. |
| ✓ | 784 | 2015-07-07 08:40:22 | itzopq | Oh, you put the sandpaper on the inside of the glove! That's a weird fetish? |
| ✓ | 785 | 2015-07-07 09:29:11 | glitchcog | Maybe I could be a three-speed-run kind of guy! |
| ✓ | 786 | 2015-07-07 12:16:08 | glitchcog | That was really close to spawning inside my B-hole. |
| ✓ | 787 | 2015-07-07 14:18:09 | itzopq | Dan and Jesse could never meet, it's like Highlander |
| ✓ | 788 | 2015-07-07 15:52:28 | glitchcog | What? Junpei is the best? I've never seen a trollier comment than that. |
| ✓ | 789 | 2015-07-07 16:05:21 | swishface | I don't think it's the little girl, I'm pretty sure she's hung |
| ✓ | 790 | 2015-07-07 17:20:01 | glitchcog | I don't say bollocks nearly enough. |
| ✓ | 793 | 2015-07-08 13:59:08 | spectralist | All I did was get rid of her panties |
| ✓ | 797 | 2015-07-09 15:04:29 | glitchcog | My vanity says that I should do this. |
| ✓ | 799 | 2015-07-10 13:42:58 | itzopq | I kind of just want to finish off these old people... |
| ✓ | 804 | 2015-07-12 17:30:28 | swishface | Where the hell am I supposed to put all these heads into? |
| ✓ | 806 | 2015-07-12 19:00:37 | kenpai | I didn't even notice that it was a lady with a snake butt. I thought it was a giant octopus this whole time. I thought that her butt was its head. |
| ✓ | 811 | 2015-07-13 13:52:32 | glitchcog | Talking about Pokemon is better than a random hatred of gays. I personally like Tentacruel. |
| ✓ | 812 | 2015-07-13 14:39:35 | glitchcog | I'm still not a genius? Fuck. |
| ✓ | 835 | 2015-07-14 16:28:10 | kenpai | The toilet told me to talk to the TV and I can't! |
| ✓ | 838 | 2015-07-14 18:49:56 | itzopq | all girls should wear two piece swimsuits... unless they're fat |
| ✓ | 841 | 2015-07-15 17:10:44 | glitchcog | Reading is to me what Chrono Cross is to you. |
| ✓ | 846 | 2015-07-16 17:45:45 | itzopq | I felt what a real man feels like, my defense has increased! Yes! |
| ✗ | 865 | 2015-07-20 18:12:46 | lightofhohenheim | Junpei's best pickup line is "My name is Aki... i swear I'm not Junpei" |
| ✗ | 867 | 2015-07-20 20:34:33 | lightofhohenheim | Makes perfect logic. |
| ✓ | 874 | 2015-07-21 13:31:38 | itzopq | And now she's going to kill herself with her head-sword...? |
| ✓ | 875 | 2015-07-21 13:56:38 | itzopq | I'm already a genius, you son of a bitch! |
| ✓ | 876 | 2015-07-21 16:40:32 | itzopq | It's okay dude... I expect nothing from you at all times. |
| ✓ | 877 | 2015-07-21 17:44:52 | lightofhohenheim | Also, fuck Junpei |
| ✓ | 878 | 2015-07-21 18:29:30 | itzopq | He has something on his wrist... its a livestrong bracelet and he's still wearing it. He lives it; he lives strong. |
| ✓ | 883 | 2015-07-22 15:49:17 | glitchcog | I'm pretty sure Ice Cube plays Ice Cube's dad... which is amazing. |
| ✓ | 884 | 2015-07-22 18:15:33 | glitchcog | Volleyball always hurt my skinny bitch-arms. |
| ✓ | 885 | 2015-07-22 19:39:17 | glitchcog | I feel like I should put all my eggs in the Marilyn Manson basket... like goth kids in the 90's. |
| ✓ | 886 | 2015-07-22 20:18:42 | glitchcog | I did this! |
| ✓ | 887 | 2015-07-22 20:42:50 | glitchcog | I like to just bathe my left hand. Sometimes it gets all filthy, in the way only a shower can clean. |
| ✓ | 888 | 2015-07-22 20:45:58 | glitchcog | Santa's kind of a butler. |
| ✓ | 891 | 2015-07-23 14:14:35 | glitchcog | I'm pretty sure they were hung. |
| ✓ | 892 | 2015-07-23 16:14:26 | glitchcog | I don't want to fight death. What if it kills me? |
| ✓ | 893 | 2015-07-23 16:37:44 | glitchcog | I like having control over my idiots. |
| ✓ | 894 | 2015-07-23 16:50:41 | glitchcog | Float off into the moon, where the credits live. |
| ✓ | 895 | 2015-07-23 17:10:25 | lightofhohenheim | SuchMcNeil Armstrong should have told us that the moon was a giant canon of apathy. |
| ✓ | 898 | 2015-07-23 17:58:31 | lightofhohenheim | I have such wonderful and priceless friends... and Junpei. |
| ✓ | 913 | 2015-07-26 13:03:16 | itzopq | There's exactly twelve people in this country. The odds of one of them being on the Internet? Not likely. |
| ✓ | 914 | 2015-07-27 13:53:32 | glitchcog | I sure do wish I had a Bubble Monkey on my head. That's all I know. |
| ✓ | 938 | 2015-07-29 13:11:35 | glitchcog | Come on, duck skip! |
| ✓ | 939 | 2015-07-29 13:37:51 | glitchcog | Hey guys, I didn't bring a partner. Can I just borrow one of yours? I did bring keys though. |
| ✓ | 940 | 2015-07-29 16:28:19 | danbrochill | Cat ears?? Now I can really play the game, it begins now! |
| ✓ | 941 | 2015-07-29 18:01:24 | glitchcog | I forgot what I was going to say... I enjoy nothing. That's what I was going to say. |
| ✓ | 946 | 2015-07-31 14:02:23 | glitchcog | Can't spell willing without Wil. |
| ✓ | 947 | 2015-07-31 17:02:15 | lightofhohenheim | I just like pretty people |
| ✓ | 948 | 2015-07-31 17:50:26 | itzopq | Oh... you can't throw hammers? |
| ✓ | 953 | 2015-08-03 13:10:24 | glitchcog | Why?! Why?! Why must I fuck up everything? |
| ✓ | 954 | 2015-08-03 14:15:52 | glitchcog | I've made mistakes. I've made horrible, horrible mistakes. |
| ✓ | 955 | 2015-08-03 14:56:03 | glitchcog | I like how they put the little hazelnutsies in there. |
| ✓ | 956 | 2015-08-03 16:39:15 | glitchcog | He is going to obliterate my supple body. |
| ✓ | 965 | 2015-08-04 13:33:16 | glitchcog | BubbleMonkeyplease! |
| ✓ | 966 | 2015-08-04 15:30:19 | glitchcog | Look at this bridge orgy that I've made. |
| ✓ | 968 | 2015-08-04 17:24:09 | glitchcog | Give 'em the sex number, Hector! |
| ✓ | 971 | 2015-08-06 16:55:58 | glitchcog | Come back here friend. I just want to hurt you with my dagger. |
| ✓ | 972 | 2015-08-06 19:20:16 | glitchcog | Game please. Game please! GAME PLEASE! |
| ✓ | 974 | 2015-08-07 20:28:00 | danbrochill | by the power of greyskull, here's a horse |
| ✗ | 975 | 2015-08-07 20:30:23 | kenpai | 974 |
| ✓ | 976 | 2015-08-09 12:13:14 | itzopq | I'm never not impressed with myself. I hope you are, too, chat. |
| ✓ | 981 | 2015-08-10 14:35:27 | glitchcog | I remember when my papa would take me to the pier every summer. We'd open up our jar of coagulated monster bones. |
| ✓ | 1005 | 2015-08-11 13:35:21 | glitchcog | Goddamn half finished esoteric broken mess. |
| ✓ | 1007 | 2015-08-11 15:52:58 | glitchcog | Awesome! It doesn't matter that I slaughtered my entire party! |
| ✓ | 1008 | 2015-08-11 17:24:57 | kenpai | I've got to stop healing people. It's just getting them killed. |
| ✓ | 1012 | 2015-08-12 12:20:46 | glitchcog | That head's a dick. |
| ✓ | 1013 | 2015-08-12 14:17:35 | glitchcog | Mega Man just riffing on a goddamn keytar! |
| ✓ | 1020 | 2015-08-14 17:08:12 | kenpai | The erection I will have when I look at it will blow my dick to pieces. |
| ✓ | 1022 | 2015-08-14 19:56:44 | glitchcog | I don't even understand green swirls anymore. |
| ✓ | 1023 | 2015-08-14 20:29:00 | glitchcog | I lost 50 bitrate when Netflix came to this country. |
| ✓ | 1027 | 2015-08-17 17:10:18 | glitchcog | You trollsonofabitch game! |
| ✗ | 1028 | 2015-08-17 17:11:02 | glitchcog | !quote |
| ✓ | 1029 | 2015-08-18 14:09:52 | glitchcog | Why's everything have to be shit. |
| ✓ | 1030 | 2015-08-18 16:52:41 | glitchcog | Yeah, Link's not gonna show up for some isosceles triangle. |
| ✓ | 1031 | 2015-08-19 13:00:38 | glitchcog | I found a shortcut that takes me through a giant path of pain! |
| ✓ | 1032 | 2015-08-19 16:13:16 | glitchcog | Appropriate quotes are appropriate. |
| ✓ | 1043 | 2015-08-25 13:08:43 | glitchcog | Swish's list of hated RPG elements: 1. Frequent random encounters, 2. Required grinding, 3. Secret of Mana |
| ✗ | 1044 | 2015-08-25 14:08:54 | glitchcog | 914 |
| ✓ | 1048 | 2015-08-26 13:50:39 | glitchcog | BM... what a suitable acronym for Bubble Monkey. |
| ✓ | 1049 | 2015-08-26 15:28:03 | danbrochill | Also, who is doctor World Health Organization? |
| ✓ | 1050 | 2015-08-26 15:38:59 | glitchcog | That's some hot Swish advice. |
| ✓ | 1054 | 2015-08-28 15:40:05 | glitchcog | All I have here are some words written in my own blood: Grab the carrot key. |
| ✓ | 1061 | 2015-08-31 13:42:31 | glitchcog | Oh thank you, sweet, merciful video game! |
| ✓ | 1066 | 2015-09-01 12:12:56 | glitchcog | You guilted me into eating my fat-boy trash-burgers. |
| ✓ | 1067 | 2015-09-01 12:32:30 | glitchcog | I don't think that's ever been used as a compliment before, but I'll take it. |
| ✓ | 1069 | 2015-09-03 11:28:34 | glitchcog | Um doc, when you fix up my face can you just add some extra scars so people know that I'm not alright? |
| ✓ | 1070 | 2015-09-03 15:48:36 | glitchcog | I don't think you actually get punished for murdering. |
| ✓ | 1072 | 2015-09-04 16:12:31 | lightofhohenheim | Well... I'm poor now. |
| ✓ | 1081 | 2015-09-07 15:11:31 | itzopq | A bunch of Soviets listening to Maneater on repeat in the desert. What a glorious fever dream! |
| ✓ | 1082 | 2015-09-08 13:43:23 | glitchcog | Don't trust any words that I am saying. |
| ✓ | 1092 | 2015-09-09 14:41:33 | glitchcog | It wasn't that bad though... except for having to ban all the Russians. |
| ✓ | 1105 | 2015-09-14 13:22:37 | spectralist | There's no way. I got credits. Fuck you game |
| ✓ | 1112 | 2015-09-18 15:29:13 | glitchcog | Is he inside my body right now? |
| ✓ | 1155 | 2015-09-22 13:43:12 | glitchcog | Oh the dog's dead! That's why he's sleepy! I understand now. |
| ✓ | 1160 | 2015-09-23 17:44:48 | glitchcog | Sometimes they act like a McNeil. Then you gotta call a McNeil a McNeil. |
| ✓ | 1165 | 2015-09-24 15:15:30 | glitchcog | S&M kind of reminds me of Secret of Mana. It's weirdly triggering. |
| ✓ | 1166 | 2015-09-25 11:50:31 | itzopq | I can't do manual labour, I'm not built for it. I put all of my skill points in sass and wit. |
| ✓ | 1167 | 2015-09-25 13:06:23 | glitchcog | You fucking swanker. |
| ✓ | 1168 | 2015-09-25 15:31:59 | glitchcog | I saved your town... give me your things. This is how heroes work. |
| ✓ | 1169 | 2015-09-25 17:40:15 | moocow4prezudent | I personally HATE Death! |
| ✓ | 1171 | 2015-09-27 15:32:00 | glitchcog | There is literally nothing wrong with wearing a dog as a hat. |
| ✓ | 1173 | 2015-09-29 19:38:48 | swishface | I only killed one guy, and I'm so so positive he sells drugs to children |
| ✓ | 1182 | 2015-10-02 18:01:54 | glitchcog | This entire game is a cockblock of momentum. |
| ✓ | 1226 | 2015-10-07 12:57:00 | glitchcog | No, I could have added it to my collection of robot underwear. |
| ✓ | 1247 | 2015-10-09 13:22:32 | glitchcog | I wish this Pepsi were something harder, like, I don't know, arsenic. |
| ✓ | 1254 | 2015-10-12 16:35:46 | lltemple | Why aren't you inning me? |
| ✓ | 1285 | 2015-10-15 18:05:57 | kenpai | It's like Pokemon except instead of enslavement it's murder. |
| ✓ | 1304 | 2015-10-19 15:55:33 | glitchcog | Is Social Insurance for when you crap yourself in public? |
| ✓ | 1320 | 2015-10-22 15:21:47 | glitchcog | I have lots of regrets about what I've done. |
| ✓ | 1321 | 2015-10-22 18:18:50 | itzopq | If you ask one of the girls on twitch... so 250 people a day, they'd probably go out with you, you handsome motherfucker. |
| ✓ | 1324 | 2015-10-23 13:04:42 | glitchcog | There's a reason my channel's called Swishbutt. |
| ✓ | 1325 | 2015-10-23 15:17:27 | glitchcog | I've done nothing punchworthy! |
| ✓ | 1326 | 2015-10-23 19:09:26 | glitchcog | I will spit on you so much if you keep arguing with me. |
| ✓ | 1329 | 2015-10-26 16:44:16 | kenpai | You win game. You've out-dumbed me. |
| ✓ | 1337 | 2015-10-29 19:19:16 | glitchcog | Fine, take your 3000 moneys... you butts. |
| ✓ | 1377 | 2015-11-10 13:43:01 | kenpai | Best says "Best". It's gotta be the best option. |
| ✓ | 1378 | 2015-11-10 17:30:28 | glitchcog | There was almost double sex number on the screen. Now that would have been a victory. |
| ✓ | 1387 | 2015-11-11 14:11:00 | itzopq | I'm a service, so... fuck me if I'm providing something nobody wants. |
| ✓ | 1390 | 2015-11-12 13:53:34 | swishface | Its like they got god damn intimate with a Nintendo Sound Card |
| ✓ | 1404 | 2015-11-16 14:35:44 | swishface | Two of those are actual political moves and the 3rd one is anime |
| ✓ | 1432 | 2015-11-18 14:54:44 | swishface | how the hell did he just flash me? |
| ✓ | 1463 | 2015-11-23 17:47:32 | glitchcog | You are a very bad parent, do you know that ma'am? Bringing your child here to get stabbed by my sword. |
| ✓ | 1465 | 2015-11-24 13:54:32 | kenpai | When I go to formal occasions I have to go with my full name, Swishalish. |
| ✓ | 1466 | 2015-11-24 16:17:10 | glitchcog | Yeah, no. We're all going to stab you. We're going to take turns. It'll be a big old stab train. |
| ✓ | 1539 | 2015-12-02 18:50:22 | swishface | It just gets too hot to feed the horses later |
| ✓ | 1561 | 2015-12-08 13:49:06 | ertai_87 | Who am I charming the pants off now? |
| ✓ | 1562 | 2015-12-08 15:50:46 | glitchcog | This is really stupid, by the way. |
| ✓ | 1563 | 2015-12-08 16:19:30 | glitchcog | I've had to stab a lot of things in a lot of different ways. |
| ✓ | 1617 | 2015-12-21 12:12:56 | swishface | Eventually, it'll be like a solid 12 |
| ✓ | 1618 | 2015-12-21 12:16:05 | holdenian | I just need to not move. I think I found the sweet spot. |
| ✓ | 1646 | 2015-12-26 15:44:03 | ertai_87 | Farming takes longer than suicide |
| ✓ | 1647 | 2015-12-26 16:06:55 | holdenian | Really... I didn't get the big one off? |
| ✓ | 1649 | 2015-12-26 18:00:33 | glitchcog | All art's dumb. |
| ✓ | 1654 | 2015-12-28 16:48:00 | kenpai | I'm NOT an idiot I'm SMART! |
| ✓ | 1664 | 2016-01-04 13:23:14 | ertai_87 | I tried for so many hours to beat that terrible bitch |
| ✓ | 1665 | 2016-01-05 17:24:36 | spectralist | She has a confusing body. |
| ✓ | 1679 | 2016-01-11 10:39:26 | ertai_87 | He's going to try to steal my crack! |
| ✓ | 1685 | 2016-01-13 17:16:36 | glitchcog | It's like they're trying to punish me... for being fabulous. |
| ✓ | 1687 | 2016-01-13 17:38:02 | glitchcog | This is the best use of all of our time. |
| ✓ | 1719 | 2016-01-22 18:05:25 | swishface | Sometimes I don't even bother, it just craps out |
| ✓ | 1748 | 2016-01-25 15:15:47 | glitchcog | Yeah, disco room! |
| ✓ | 1749 | 2016-01-25 15:21:22 | glitchcog | Everyone knows dildos can only move diagonally. |
| ✓ | 1764 | 2016-01-27 16:46:22 | glitchcog | Hope doesn't spring eternal; hope is garbage and butts. |
| ✓ | 1765 | 2016-01-27 18:05:19 | glitchcog | I'll be right back, but it's going to be even more of a shitshow than this was. |
| ✓ | 1767 | 2016-01-27 23:07:50 | glitchcog | Am I going to be responsible for me not dying today? Take it out of my hands. I don't want it. |
| ✓ | 1792 | 2016-02-01 16:14:37 | glitchcog | Don't die for once in your life. |
| ✓ | 1807 | 2016-02-04 06:16:48 | glitchcog | A great deal of things could be robot toilets. |
| ✓ | 1828 | 2016-02-08 12:58:50 | kenpai | There's no way I'll get bit in the ass for doing this. This is the best idea I've ever had. |
| ✓ | 1855 | 2016-02-11 14:46:57 | spectralist | Everything just keeps getting worse |
| ✓ | 1856 | 2016-02-11 15:35:41 | glitchcog | I think the correct amount. The game designers underthought it. |
| ✓ | 1860 | 2016-02-12 14:29:03 | sophie | Sweet, I paid 3,000 for a boss fight! And he's got a Hitler helmet, my only weakness. I can't Scrooge McDuck him now |
| ✓ | 1902 | 2016-02-19 16:16:43 | derapfelstrudel | Their life expectancy is really low. Especially when I am in command! |
| ✓ | 1905 | 2016-02-19 17:18:59 | spectralist | Tomorrow I have to fight a dude |
| ✓ | 1917 | 2016-02-21 17:50:35 | sophie | You know game, when I was talking about how I couldn't save, I didn't mean corrupt my save. God damn it. |
| ✓ | 1918 | 2016-02-21 18:03:40 | glitchcog | ...so my lipstick-covered snake can do work. |
| ✓ | 1919 | 2016-02-21 18:12:11 | glitchcog | Never stop listening to the beautiful people. |
| ✓ | 1940 | 2016-02-23 06:52:21 | sophie | Thinking is a misplay every time |
| ✓ | 1971 | 2016-03-01 15:37:45 | kenpai | I knew it seconds before I was meant to. Good work, me. |
| ✓ | 1972 | 2016-03-01 15:53:31 | glitchcog | We're going to go on a wild ride. It's going to be full of cheese and wonderment. |
| ✓ | 1973 | 2016-03-02 13:35:21 | sophie | Anytime I hear about plowing, I think of Canada |
| ✓ | 1981 | 2016-03-03 15:49:24 | glitchcog | All of these are butts. |
| ✓ | 1987 | 2016-03-04 14:52:32 | sophie | I need to count turns? May as well be RNG |
| ✓ | 2009 | 2016-03-07 18:39:31 | sophie | Loatheb is better than Boom. |
| ✓ | 2026 | 2016-03-11 13:42:32 | sophie | The whole thing of pringles is why the hell did I go in this shaft? |
| ✓ | 2027 | 2016-03-11 14:19:18 | sophie | Fuck me, Rat~~ |
| ✓ | 2028 | 2016-03-11 14:58:08 | sophie | You're some kind of chef-wizard, Temple |
| ✓ | 2037 | 2016-03-14 13:07:49 | thuglash | Why does the ultimate zombie need to be well hung? |
| ✓ | 2038 | 2016-03-14 14:38:21 | muslante | This apparently is not my hole. Where's my hole? |
| ✓ | 2039 | 2016-03-14 15:48:55 | glitchcog | God I'm good!... sometimes. |
| ✓ | 2044 | 2016-03-15 15:37:23 | glitchcog | I would like my succubus to not suck. |
| ✓ | 2069 | 2016-03-20 14:11:41 | kenpai | I meant to do that and that was perfectly planned. |
| ✓ | 2082 | 2016-03-23 14:35:09 | glitchcog | Oh, you fuck! You tricksty hobbit. |
| ✓ | 2103 | 2016-03-30 13:31:55 | sophie | Why is that dog playing Hotline Miami |
| ✓ | 2104 | 2016-03-30 17:16:25 | sophie | I'm such a garbage asshole |
| ✓ | 2105 | 2016-03-30 17:59:15 | spectralist | Blame the robots in Japan |
| ✓ | 2109 | 2016-03-31 12:58:38 | sophie | Uh, excuse me, are you saying Adventure Time sucks? |
| ✓ | 2110 | 2016-03-31 13:18:27 | glitchcog | At least I remembered how to "Japanese" these whales. |
| ✓ | 2111 | 2016-04-01 13:37:31 | kenpai | You do just have to randomly try and suck things. Just like real life. |
| ✓ | 2127 | 2016-04-03 15:01:11 | sophie | Why can i not count to 10 |
| ✓ | 2141 | 2016-04-04 14:24:24 | sophie | Symmetry is hard to get in the human body. Or the catgirl body, for that matter. |
| ✓ | 2152 | 2016-04-04 23:36:01 | sophie | Fuck me, that thing is huge~~ |
| ✓ | 2153 | 2016-04-05 18:28:40 | sophie | Just play Uno on xbox live. You can play with your cousin AND you can see dude's penises. It's the best of both worlds |
| ✓ | 2157 | 2016-04-06 15:33:10 | glitchcog | I do like stupid anime cutscenes though. They're real good. |
| ✓ | 2166 | 2016-04-07 13:32:26 | spectralist | And I can farm as well! Ah yes |
| ✓ | 2203 | 2016-04-14 10:12:44 | sophie | If I'm on a timer because of the crusher, hoo boy are those people dead. And so I am. We can all die together in this garbage disposal. |
| ✓ | 2204 | 2016-04-14 11:58:32 | sophie | Hurry me to a medic! Fuck that guy! |
| ✓ | 2205 | 2016-04-14 14:58:01 | sophie | I wish we had shark teeth. |
| ✓ | 2206 | 2016-04-14 15:27:01 | glitchcog | Yay! I didn't get fucked! |
| ✓ | 2207 | 2016-04-14 15:57:09 | sophie | It's like I'm doing a boss rush against a bunch of bosses I've never versed |
| ✓ | 2208 | 2016-04-14 17:55:13 | glitchcog | Ah, ah ah- CHOOOOH GOD WHY? |
| ✓ | 2227 | 2016-04-19 16:36:37 | kenpai | If Andy were my girlfriend, I'd have good internet. |
| ✓ | 2233 | 2016-04-20 14:16:12 | sophie | God I fucked up bad |
| ✓ | 2242 | 2016-04-22 00:16:05 | itzopq | I die to sweet fuck all. |
| ✓ | 2251 | 2016-04-24 15:34:38 | sophie | It's just a bear. It's not even a russian bear on a unicycle. |
| ✓ | 2258 | 2016-04-26 13:10:16 | glitchcog | Puzzlemaster Swish strikes again! Aw man, I'm so clever. |
| ✓ | 2264 | 2016-04-27 15:10:01 | holdenian | Is the tentacle actually good enough? |
| ✓ | 2276 | 2016-04-28 14:16:27 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Ok I just need to get this one, none of the others matter. Also this one. |
| ✓ | 2282 | 2016-05-01 13:53:56 | holdenian | Well Holden, maybe you shouldn't wear shorts that high. |
| ✓ | 2290 | 2016-05-03 14:21:53 | glitchcog | Literal moustache rides, coming up. |
| ✓ | 2292 | 2016-05-04 14:20:04 | thuglash | Get wrecked, mice! |
| ✓ | 2293 | 2016-05-04 14:42:24 | glitchcog | I am inconsistent as a motherfucker. |
| ✓ | 2294 | 2016-05-04 14:55:31 | glitchcog | Good point... like the top of a Hitler helmet. |
| ✓ | 2295 | 2016-05-04 15:34:37 | kenpai | It's like morning, but it's okay to drink and not get called that you "have a problem". |
| ✗ | 2298 | 2016-05-05 16:06:02 | stevetheseregios | Thank you video gam-God dammit. |
| ✓ | 2299 | 2016-05-05 17:31:02 | holdenian | You literally watched my day. |
| ✓ | 2330 | 2016-05-12 11:56:47 | kenpai | This floor is meant to be sticky |
| ✓ | 2332 | 2016-05-13 14:44:27 | glitchcog | A natural defense against a boomerang is a gun. |
| ✗ | 2333 | 2016-05-13 14:49:38 | heyhowsitgoin99 | "Because i'd rather be greedy. Because I've got this. *dies horribly to a slime* Shoot I dont have this." |
| ✓ | 2334 | 2016-05-13 16:30:44 | glitchcog | All I know is cheese. |
| ✓ | 2335 | 2016-05-13 17:08:26 | glitchcog | Who wants to be clutch? Everybody's clutch. |
| ✓ | 2336 | 2016-05-13 17:10:22 | glitchcog | My heart has hardened to this concept, that anything is good, wholesome, or nice. All that is left is Zelda II. |
| ✓ | 2337 | 2016-05-13 18:11:58 | caittus | Why is everyone's weapon bigger than mine? |
| ✓ | 2360 | 2016-05-19 11:54:43 | holdenian | You can't just call something Super Chinese. |
| ✓ | 2363 | 2016-05-20 12:55:10 | glitchcog | ...as my skin-colored third leg pierces everybody's brain. |
| ✓ | 2366 | 2016-05-20 23:31:33 | glitchcog | What more fugly bullshit do I have to do? |
| ✓ | 2370 | 2016-05-21 17:30:10 | glitchcog | Hey Zelda. Still doin' okay? Be back in a bit. |
| ✓ | 2372 | 2016-05-22 02:17:41 | glitchcog | You have bad taste in icecream, cause mint and coffee are both bad flavors. One of them is toothpaste, and the other is... coffee. |
| ✓ | 2375 | 2016-05-23 11:33:09 | spectralist | It was hard and annoying and still is |
| ✓ | 2385 | 2016-05-23 17:22:12 | kenpai | Just because I was immune to you trying to get me sick doesn't mean I gave you mono. |
| ✓ | 2397 | 2016-05-25 12:52:48 | glitchcog | God that sucks. So does that. Everything. Everything's awful. |
| ✓ | 2398 | 2016-05-25 14:14:59 | heyhowsitgoin99 | I'm pretty sure if you make the Bride self-conscious on her wedding day, she is legally allowed to cut off your foot and wear it around her neck like a Predator trophy |
| ✓ | 2399 | 2016-05-25 14:40:57 | spectralist | I want a strong language, one that's typed so strongly it breaks the keyboard. |
| ✓ | 2403 | 2016-05-27 13:58:31 | glitchcog | I like how dumb it is. It's like my favorite part. |
| ✓ | 2404 | 2016-05-27 14:10:28 | caittus | I killed everyone. I'm a monster. Oh god. Oh me. |
| ✓ | 2405 | 2016-05-27 17:30:24 | derapfelstrudel | Butter Building is the place Beccy wants to live in if she is given the choice. |
| ✓ | 2406 | 2016-05-27 17:31:43 | myrcuryfrog | I just found the epilepsy button. |
| ✓ | 2413 | 2016-05-30 14:59:59 | sophie | That makes me feel better, at least I'm not playing Secret of Mana |
| ✓ | 2414 | 2016-05-30 15:35:05 | caittus | Cars are just DotA but you don't get hats at the end. |
| ✓ | 2444 | 2016-06-01 12:59:33 | kenpai | Babies scream when they come out of vaginas. |
| ✓ | 2445 | 2016-06-02 11:48:26 | sophie | That's a jpeg. We just landed on a jpeg |
| ✗ | 2511 | 2016-06-08 17:21:30 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Daniel said I was dope. You all heard it. Add it the court record. |
| ✓ | 2513 | 2016-06-09 17:19:47 | caittus | You do go down sometimes, but that's deep lore. |
| ✓ | 2529 | 2016-06-13 15:06:10 | caittus | Oh, never mind, you don't even die, your soul shatters, it's fine. |
| ✓ | 2532 | 2016-06-14 18:52:23 | spectralist | Well at least we're gunna make blowfish go extinct, so there's that |
| ✓ | 2535 | 2016-06-15 14:32:15 | kenpai | No, no! Not the shoe demons! |
| ✓ | 2536 | 2016-06-15 14:32:45 | derapfelstrudel | I enjoy those words that came out of my mouth |
| ✓ | 2563 | 2016-06-23 12:37:53 | kenpai | I shouldn't have to do a science equation for my food to turn out okay. |
| ✓ | 2565 | 2016-06-23 13:10:31 | caittus | Maybe he's all out of butt stuff. |
| ✓ | 2610 | 2016-07-11 15:21:12 | caittus | Don't choke, don't choke... Agh damn it I choked! |
| ✓ | 2611 | 2016-07-11 15:52:38 | glitchcog | I remembered. I remembered, once. I'm the best. The best at video games. |
| ✓ | 2614 | 2016-07-12 17:14:28 | andyperfect | As a friend, I'm telling you to choke your wife |
| ✓ | 2619 | 2016-07-14 12:49:33 | glitchcog | I'm doing the right things! Stop punishing me! |
| ✓ | 2638 | 2016-07-23 15:06:55 | caittus | I wish I didn't know me so well. |
| ✓ | 2640 | 2016-07-26 20:21:05 | caittus | You only inherited the shit. I was born in it. |
| ✓ | 2650 | 2016-07-28 11:07:52 | caittus | I found a glitch! Wait, just an invisible platform. |
| ✓ | 2651 | 2016-07-28 12:08:55 | caittus | Maybe if I shoot the owl he'll be my friend. |
| ✓ | 2653 | 2016-07-30 16:07:50 | derapfelstrudel | I assume that's why the Nazis lost the war. Half their scientists were just researching kinkier ways to shit on each other! |
| ✓ | 2654 | 2016-07-30 18:53:50 | caittus | I screwed up, I screwed up, I didn't screw up, I'm the best! ...I screwed up. |
| ✓ | 2655 | 2016-07-31 13:33:50 | caittus | I wish you could steal from corpses. |
| ✓ | 2656 | 2016-07-31 16:20:20 | caittus | All I need to do is play the rest of the fight perfectly in a way I've never done it before yeah I didn't do it. |
| ✓ | 2657 | 2016-08-01 14:09:23 | caittus | I'm the Disneyland of streams, except with less foreign slaves working for me. |
| ✓ | 2658 | 2016-08-01 14:09:24 | kenpai | I'm the Disneyland of streams except with less foreign slaves working for me. |
| ✓ | 2662 | 2016-08-02 15:37:17 | caittus | Okay... I mean, wait, what? |
| ✓ | 2665 | 2016-08-03 18:52:54 | andyperfect | Uni was one of the most depressing things I've ever done. And I've played Secret of Mana for two viewers. |
| ✓ | 2673 | 2016-08-04 18:16:16 | glitchcog | I'm getting mad at a fucking non-Euclidean chicken. |
| ✓ | 2678 | 2016-08-07 12:16:03 | caittus | I've never loved a dead thing more. |
| ✓ | 2679 | 2016-08-07 13:34:02 | caittus | It's lame to punch things! |
| ✓ | 2680 | 2016-08-07 16:51:51 | caittus | This is the first time I whole-heartedly agree with Raptor. What a beautiful day it is. |
| ✓ | 2681 | 2016-08-07 18:06:48 | caittus | It's like comparing arsenic to mustard gas. Just because one's better doesn't mean it's okay. |
| ✓ | 2685 | 2016-08-08 12:22:13 | caittus | I'm not pro, unless that's short for prostitute, because I'm getting fucked right now. |
| ✓ | 2686 | 2016-08-08 14:40:24 | glitchcog | Heads up, trolls are on Twitch. I modded one of them WITHOUT an idiot orange name. |
| ✓ | 2687 | 2016-08-08 15:15:57 | glitchcog | That's the main reason I'm dying- my complete lack of knowledge of fucking how. |
| ✓ | 2692 | 2016-08-09 12:18:19 | caittus | We were meant to be soulmates, Billy, you ass! |
| ✓ | 2695 | 2016-08-10 16:40:08 | aurilliux | canonical cannon |
| ✓ | 2696 | 2016-08-10 16:52:11 | loren1350 | That seems unnecessarily tight. |
| ✓ | 2697 | 2016-08-10 18:43:39 | andyperfect | I know how Booleans work, Andy. If, then- but, if... Boolean. |
| ✓ | 2699 | 2016-08-11 18:24:35 | caittus | The AI's too smart! Wait, never mind. |
| ✓ | 2718 | 2016-08-14 12:05:43 | caittus | I'm pretty sure it won't work, but just in case I'm going to try licking it. |
| ✓ | 2719 | 2016-08-14 14:50:52 | kenpai | I'm the streamer. I'm never wrong. |
| ✓ | 2720 | 2016-08-14 14:56:36 | kenpai | Yep, Tom and Jerry Seinfeld. Everyone's favorite show. The Hanna-Barbera classic. |
| ✓ | 2723 | 2016-08-14 15:47:55 | caittus | I don't swear because of the game, I swear because that's who I am as a human being. |
| ✓ | 2724 | 2016-08-14 17:18:01 | caittus | Why would you let me tell you to do that, Vi? You should have some self-confidence and make your own decisions! |
| ✓ | 2725 | 2016-08-14 18:23:07 | kenpai | I got a sick guitar that I'm gonna shove in that vagina down there. |
| ✓ | 2735 | 2016-08-15 12:24:07 | caittus | I'll learn how to do that later, it's Future Swish's problem. |
| ✓ | 2736 | 2016-08-15 12:24:27 | derapfelstrudel | Sometimes lust dicks you. LewdYuka |
| ✓ | 2737 | 2016-08-15 12:57:42 | caittus | No! I was hitless! Like an American Idol winner! |
| ✓ | 2740 | 2016-08-15 18:47:56 | caittus | When everything's decent, everything's shit. |
| ✓ | 2752 | 2016-08-16 11:52:38 | caittus | Woo! I came third! I'm the best! |
| ✓ | 2753 | 2016-08-16 12:36:27 | caittus | Who's the smartest idiot now, Pokemon? It's me! |
| ✓ | 2808 | 2016-08-21 12:19:36 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Oh right it's a Ghost move and I'm an idiot. |
| ✓ | 2809 | 2016-08-22 13:50:16 | caittus | Wait, I didn't get punished? Fuck me, I punished myself. |
| ✓ | 2811 | 2016-08-22 17:19:18 | keyboredcowboy | That's dumb in a way I can get behind. |
| ✗ | 2818 | 2016-08-23 15:31:58 | ertai_87 | I can ride Beccy |
| ✓ | 2832 | 2016-08-24 12:28:08 | thuglash | Books don't hurt you?! |
| ✓ | 2836 | 2016-08-25 15:00:05 | glitchcog | A Shakespeare play's worth of monkeys. |
| ✓ | 2839 | 2016-08-28 12:00:56 | caittus | Please just let me be able to count to 8! |
| ✓ | 2840 | 2016-08-28 12:08:48 | caittus | I've never been so upset to actually hurt a boss in my life. |
| ✓ | 2841 | 2016-08-28 17:21:55 | caittus | Damn it! Why is Andy so unattractive? |
| ✗ | 2843 | 2016-08-29 14:05:54 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Coraline you beautiful bitch |
| ✓ | 2844 | 2016-08-29 14:28:46 | derapfelstrudel | All my balls will wear it out! |
| ✓ | 2847 | 2016-08-29 16:49:48 | caittus | I'm not better than nothing, Andy. |
| ✓ | 2870 | 2016-08-31 18:55:36 | caittus | Please stop, please stop, oh god there's more! |
| ✓ | 2873 | 2016-09-01 12:51:08 | caittus | Wings of Vi is going really good, I'm up to NO GODDAMNIT! |
| ✓ | 2879 | 2016-09-02 12:22:12 | caittus | My enrage rate has increased so much. |
| ✓ | 2880 | 2016-09-02 12:42:21 | heyhowsitgoin99 | I'm the best dier ever. |
| ✓ | 2902 | 2016-09-10 16:29:20 | caittus | Maybe the path I need is inside this Elixir. |
| ✓ | 2906 | 2016-09-12 12:47:59 | spectralist | Megaman X6 was its own penance |
| ✓ | 2907 | 2016-09-12 13:39:38 | derapfelstrudel | I wish there were more dudes! OhMyDood |
| ✓ | 2915 | 2016-09-13 13:19:36 | caittus | I don't hate emotion, I'm just going to make fun of it. |
| ✓ | 2918 | 2016-09-14 12:09:36 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Hey it worked (after throwing a Masterball, with a smug look on his face) |
| ✓ | 2919 | 2016-09-14 14:37:06 | kenpai | Everyone knows Loki, the trickster god of yelling. |
| ✓ | 2931 | 2016-09-19 14:15:08 | spectralist | Fuck this puzzle... fuck this terrible puzzle |
| ✓ | 2932 | 2016-09-19 17:32:05 | glitchcog | You're pointing a gun at a man who doesn't even know what metal is. |
| ✓ | 2933 | 2016-09-19 17:54:15 | caittus | I have to be a better game maker than a game player. |
| ✓ | 2935 | 2016-09-19 19:41:08 | caittus | If I'm not dead, I'm in pretty good shape. |
| ✓ | 2938 | 2016-09-20 11:59:25 | caittus | I figured out the puzzle, but I'm still an idiot. |
| ✓ | 2939 | 2016-09-20 12:16:43 | glitchcog | Look at me! Look. At. Me! Fuckin' puzzle masterin'! |
| ✓ | 2940 | 2016-09-20 12:40:22 | glitchcog | I created more people than I killed. |
| ✓ | 2945 | 2016-09-21 13:48:08 | glitchcog | Fuck this place. Let them die. Let the monkeys eat their souls. |
| ✓ | 2946 | 2016-09-21 14:15:07 | caittus | I've played Pokemon, I know how ice puzzles work! |
| ✓ | 2969 | 2016-09-26 14:28:31 | derapfelstrudel | This is why Zelda has no jump button! |
| ✓ | 2978 | 2016-09-29 13:52:47 | caittus | I've come this far, might as well kill them all. |
| ✓ | 2979 | 2016-09-29 14:24:57 | glitchcog | Noooo! I accomplished nothing! |
| ✓ | 2982 | 2016-09-30 15:22:21 | caittus | Is this a chick or a dude? ...Still can't tell. |
| ✗ | 2983 | 2016-09-30 16:41:02 | ertai_87 | "If it's folklore, it's still made up! It's just foreign made up!" |
| ✓ | 2984 | 2016-09-30 16:41:59 | ertai_87 | If it's folklore, it's still made up! It's just foreign made up! |
| ✓ | 3007 | 2016-10-03 14:49:17 | caittus | Wait, I'm the fire. That's me. |
| ✓ | 3008 | 2016-10-03 15:37:28 | glitchcog | Let's go! Get it all the way inside my body. |
| ✓ | 3012 | 2016-10-04 13:57:25 | spectralist | Congrats you did it. You found the top ten leaderboard, you idiots. |
| ✓ | 3014 | 2016-10-05 21:32:20 | kenpai | The amount of will you have for me to get dicked in this game is insurmountable. |
| ✓ | 3016 | 2016-10-07 12:52:32 | kerokero_kola | Oh you grabby handed bastard! |
| ✓ | 3017 | 2016-10-07 12:53:21 | sophie | "Just don't add 'parenthesis' (or quotation marks) on them. Ever." |
| ✓ | 3018 | 2016-10-07 14:39:41 | caittus | I always want to be someone's favorite, regardless of the position they're in. |
| ✓ | 3023 | 2016-10-10 12:53:17 | kenpai | Dickhead's wearing his Union Jack t-shirt again today. Guess he got murdered. |
| ✓ | 3024 | 2016-10-10 13:07:57 | derapfelstrudel | Well there is one thing I know about drugs. You have to frankenstein them all to life. |
| ✓ | 3030 | 2016-10-11 13:18:25 | caittus | What the fuck do you make a cardboard box out of anyway? |
| ✓ | 3031 | 2016-10-11 14:29:25 | caittus | I got it, and I'm the one who matters. Never forget that. |
| ✓ | 3032 | 2016-10-11 15:40:38 | caittus | We're about positivity and good times in this stream, Sophie. Well, those two things and abject failure. |
| ✓ | 3036 | 2016-10-11 19:53:44 | sophie | I don't understand the anatomy of her ass |
| ✓ | 3058 | 2016-10-17 16:37:34 | caittus | Pink Badger? That has to be a sex move. |
| ✓ | 3071 | 2016-10-21 11:45:40 | caittus | I'm okay with horrible things happening to me, as long as they happen to other people as well. |
| ✓ | 3072 | 2016-10-21 13:55:01 | spectralist | How do you not like pie‽ |
| ✓ | 3080 | 2016-10-23 12:36:31 | caittus | Off the bridge is more muddy! That's where the dirt lives! |
| ✓ | 3081 | 2016-10-23 14:01:29 | caittus | The victim getting murdered is a bad motive for murdering the victim. |
| ✓ | 3086 | 2016-10-24 14:56:35 | caittus | God, why am I such a piece of shit? I might as well be home-schooled. |
| ✓ | 3087 | 2016-10-24 15:23:19 | caittus | If you're into sucking, I've got the most erotic stream on Twitch for you. |
| ✓ | 3089 | 2016-10-24 17:54:43 | caittus | Nobody cares, Thuglash, nobody cares. |
| ✓ | 3093 | 2016-10-25 14:07:40 | caittus | Meatspace? Is that like some kind of gay Myspace? |
| ✓ | 3094 | 2016-10-26 13:49:59 | kenpai | According to this, everything you said is fucking stupid. |
| ✓ | 3107 | 2016-10-28 12:32:52 | swishface | She has no loved ones, no loved things... can we go desecrate her corpse or something? |
| ✓ | 3116 | 2016-10-30 13:41:56 | caittus | Let's light this mouse on fire with electricity. |
| ✗ | 3117 | 2016-10-30 16:52:33 | skycarson | lets go back to the game when it was fun |
| ✓ | 3118 | 2016-10-30 16:54:47 | skycarson | Let's go back to the game, when it was fun |
| ✗ | 3129 | 2016-11-02 14:25:27 | holdenian | "You made her drop her sweet potato." |
| ✗ | 3130 | 2016-11-02 14:30:01 | pbrgamer | "I need to be in that potato. Or Whatever that is." |
| ✓ | 3131 | 2016-11-02 17:15:23 | caittus | Laughing at my misery is what this stream is based on. |
| ✓ | 3143 | 2016-11-03 15:27:09 | sophie | I go minutes without fucking it up, Sophie. I got him down to 8% once, I don't know if you were here for that, it was a very exciting time before I fucked it up. |
| ✓ | 3144 | 2016-11-03 18:27:06 | sophie | Oh, you're a pegasus? Oh god, I'm so sorry. |
| ✓ | 3149 | 2016-11-04 12:21:48 | kerokero_kola | Fuck that. Everything dies. |
| ✓ | 3150 | 2016-11-04 13:19:33 | swishface | The yellow guy is an artist? Well too bad, now he's a cowboy! |
| ✓ | 3151 | 2016-11-04 13:25:18 | sophie | It doesn't matter if I don't miss, so don't miss |
| ✓ | 3152 | 2016-11-04 14:08:43 | sophie | She's not even cute. Fucking lame |
| ✓ | 3153 | 2016-11-04 14:11:55 | caittus | Oh, she's not pretty either. Well, at least I don't care if they die or not. |
| ✓ | 3164 | 2016-11-07 13:45:52 | caittus | At least if your kid died you could go and get the shirt off his corpse or something. |
| ✓ | 3170 | 2016-11-08 15:48:01 | caittus | I actually assume Solgryn is skinny because he's such a mean person. |
| ✗ | 3190 | 2016-11-14 17:53:56 | derapfelstrudel | I am past Wings of Vi being hard. SwishJoy |
| ✓ | 3207 | 2016-11-18 10:36:22 | caittus | I can't believe fighter pilot noises didn't help you kill them off. |
| ✓ | 3270 | 2016-11-22 20:57:26 | caittus | Thank you cake for failing so many runs. |
| ✓ | 3277 | 2016-11-24 14:26:51 | derapfelstrudel | We are still in our pyjamas but we can still murder some dudes. |
| ✓ | 3283 | 2016-11-28 01:36:07 | caittus | Okay, again, but this time care. |
| ✓ | 3284 | 2016-11-28 02:20:46 | caittus | It looked like the other logs to me. I guess I'm a log bigot. |
| ✓ | 3285 | 2016-11-28 02:22:25 | caittus | <Beccy> They're so cute, I must murder them! Speaking of which, where's my cat? |
| ✓ | 3300 | 2016-11-30 15:21:32 | caittus | I hope Past Swish surprises me with how bad he was. |
| ✓ | 3307 | 2016-12-01 21:39:16 | spectralist | What a great day for humanity. The sheep have pants! |
| ✓ | 3309 | 2016-12-02 13:35:04 | glitchcog | Let's get this shitshow started! |
| ✓ | 3310 | 2016-12-02 13:35:19 | glitchcog | Ah! Double goats. Nuhhh. Uhhhh. |
| ✓ | 3311 | 2016-12-02 13:35:36 | glitchcog | Have I seen the Bee Movie? I have. Seinfeld's best work. |
| ✓ | 3329 | 2016-12-04 04:33:54 | sophie | Wooo! Yeah! Speedrunnin' |
| ✓ | 3344 | 2016-12-12 15:54:51 | caittus | People can be ugly, I just don't want to have sex with them. |
| ✓ | 3348 | 2016-12-13 16:59:34 | caittus | No, don't point things at my face! That hurts my face! |
| ✓ | 3351 | 2016-12-14 16:50:50 | kerokero_kola | Please Santa, I don't have time to fix this. Just give me presents! |
| ✓ | 3354 | 2016-12-15 10:58:37 | caittus | Fuck off, you wizard bastards! |
| ✓ | 3363 | 2016-12-19 10:45:22 | caittus | That's what I get for wanting to be happy. |
| ✓ | 3364 | 2016-12-19 16:04:00 | thuglash | I don't know if he just likes the taste of mice. |
| ✓ | 3365 | 2016-12-19 16:11:57 | thuglash | I'm helping you, don't bite me. |
| ✓ | 3392 | 2016-12-26 14:35:33 | osellecool | It's like a little girl had sex with a blender and this is their offspring. |
| ✓ | 3395 | 2016-12-26 18:56:01 | caittus | I'm simultaneously getting better AND worse at every jump. |
| ✓ | 3396 | 2016-12-27 18:03:39 | kerokero_kola | I missed half the things in that area because the whole place was a giant nose. |
| ✓ | 3397 | 2016-12-27 19:00:39 | kerokero_kola | Is this what Fanart is reduced to? When you take away the porn you're left with slightly dudier versions of chicks? |
| ✓ | 3399 | 2016-12-28 15:38:11 | caittus | I took your power and threw it directly into a spike, I hope you feel good. |
| ✓ | 3407 | 2016-12-29 15:24:15 | glitchcog | Monkey Cave is fine. You just give the monkeys the things. |
| ✓ | 3408 | 2016-12-29 16:00:06 | caittus | I've always wanted to give Lucy the ol' King Banana. |
| ✓ | 3409 | 2016-12-29 16:43:41 | glitchcog | I did not think that would be a phrase I'd use to talk about my face at any point in my life. |
| ✓ | 3418 | 2016-12-31 14:59:25 | kerokero_kola | Well that's useless to me. Until I catch my Litwick! Eh? ... Oh! A Litwick! RemCutie |
| ✓ | 3419 | 2016-12-31 16:33:14 | caittus | I'm all for people using fireworks, because that's just Darwinism at some point. |
| ✓ | 3423 | 2017-01-01 17:04:28 | derapfelstrudel | No, you are about to show me your ass, and I would like to see its crushing strength. |
| ✓ | 3437 | 2017-01-05 18:34:16 | glitchcog | I fight splooge with splooge. |
| ✓ | 3438 | 2017-01-05 18:42:47 | glitchcog | I live for Andy's validation. |
| ✓ | 3442 | 2017-01-06 14:25:19 | glitchcog | I try not to think about the mindset of a tow man. |
| ✓ | 3443 | 2017-01-06 15:22:16 | glitchcog | Nyuh, a filthy man is here. Leave! You'll get us all pregnant. |
| ✓ | 3462 | 2017-01-16 07:13:55 | swishface | You've gotta find the hammer in order to smash the window, to have sex with the pretty lady. |
| ✓ | 3463 | 2017-01-16 07:16:08 | sophie | I wonder if that's just gone forever |
| ✓ | 3476 | 2017-01-18 14:57:54 | spectralist | I'm going to have to dance aren't I? |
| ✓ | 3491 | 2017-01-23 04:08:23 | swishface | I can make the game tone 'afternoon'! |
| ✓ | 3497 | 2017-01-24 01:48:56 | glitchcog | Stealth mission successful. Had to Tom Cruise my way through the back door. |
| ✓ | 3498 | 2017-01-24 01:57:52 | caittus | Goddamnit, past me. |
| ✓ | 3508 | 2017-01-26 13:28:03 | caittus | I had to go to my friend's house to find a flag because I'm not a racist. |
| ✓ | 3510 | 2017-01-27 19:06:12 | aurilliux | "(in regards to VEGEMITE) It's literally shit-colored salt." |
| ✓ | 3511 | 2017-01-27 19:07:23 | caittus | I literally just shivered at the thought of putting this in my mouth. |
| ✓ | 3512 | 2017-01-27 19:09:54 | caittus | I'm bad at masticating. |
| ✓ | 3519 | 2017-02-01 15:52:50 | glitchcog | Glitch, you've never been smarter than right in this moment and right now. |
| ✓ | 3531 | 2017-02-06 20:11:13 | sophie | I'd like to point out that everyone does better than they should. I didn't turn on the pleb mode! |
| ✓ | 3532 | 2017-02-06 20:23:56 | aurilliux | "(in regards to Hiroshima) They don't even let you play Pokémon Go in there anymore." |
| ✓ | 3536 | 2017-02-07 12:52:40 | caittus | Poverty means 'Get out!' |
| ✓ | 3538 | 2017-02-07 18:23:57 | caittus | I ate his feet for sustenance! I ate his hands for fun. |
| ✓ | 3541 | 2017-02-08 14:55:05 | derapfelstrudel | I could speedrun the shit out of these games... blind! |
| ✓ | 3548 | 2017-02-11 07:45:52 | sophie | Hey I made progress in the last four hours! I blew up a wall |
| ✗ | 3552 | 2017-02-14 15:37:52 | kerokero_kola | That is the wrong monitor. |
| ✓ | 3564 | 2017-02-19 18:32:00 | caittus | I would like to point out that she clearly didn't use the bathroom because she is still full of shit. |
| ✓ | 3590 | 2017-02-22 14:19:11 | sophie | Did you eat your brothers? |
| ✓ | 3591 | 2017-02-22 15:52:17 | caittus | Remembering how doors work? Basically impossible. |
| ✓ | 3594 | 2017-02-23 16:26:00 | caittus | I've never been more concerned about Andy's balls in my life. |
| ✓ | 3595 | 2017-02-23 21:01:44 | glitchcog | That is an unfortunate penis. |
| ✓ | 3618 | 2017-03-06 17:51:46 | derapfelstrudel | Walls are the hardest puzzle. |
| ✓ | 3631 | 2017-03-19 02:51:37 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Oh my god, it does have relevance. I'm so happy. |
| ✓ | 3632 | 2017-03-20 14:38:35 | derapfelstrudel | Beccy's fascination with hentai knows no bounds. VoHiYo |
| ✓ | 3633 | 2017-03-20 16:39:29 | glitchcog | You are literally the Sinbad of Utah. |
| ✓ | 3634 | 2017-03-20 17:30:41 | glitchcog | It occasionally makes me feel bad how often I say the words, "I'm going to go murder this disabled guy." |
| ✓ | 3639 | 2017-03-25 10:12:42 | caittus | I don't know if anyone was in love with me. |
| ✓ | 3640 | 2017-03-25 11:02:19 | caittus | I'm not blind! I'm just stupid and have a bad memory, those are two different things. |
| ✓ | 3641 | 2017-03-25 12:18:20 | caittus | I never know where to stick my love key. |
| ✓ | 3642 | 2017-03-25 18:10:04 | derapfelstrudel | I always want to be crying! BibleThump |
| ✓ | 3661 | 2017-03-27 15:41:51 | glitchcog | Why would you stop here?! This is bat country, you stupid bitch! |
| ✓ | 3662 | 2017-03-27 15:49:17 | caittus | It's probably illegal to touch a kid by his handle. |
| ✓ | 3665 | 2017-03-28 16:53:18 | glitchcog | I was right to quit on the last level. |
| ✓ | 3666 | 2017-03-29 14:39:16 | glitchcog | Apparently I murdered all the cats. |
| ✓ | 3675 | 2017-04-03 05:05:21 | glitchcog | You're gonna get decapitated like it's a 6 Flags or a country carnival! |
| ✓ | 3676 | 2017-04-03 05:20:15 | glitchcog | The opposite of the way I was trying to go is the correct one. |
| ✓ | 3681 | 2017-04-06 08:18:07 | caittus | Maybe if I belittle him he'll like me. |
| ✓ | 3691 | 2017-04-12 07:45:28 | caittus | I don't even need charm. |
| ✗ | 3693 | 2017-04-16 07:28:35 | skeletaljester | "I gotta get it up, fuck everything." |
| ✓ | 3697 | 2017-04-17 16:05:19 | caittus | A raccoon with giant nuts would be perfect on my desk. |
| ✓ | 3733 | 2017-05-09 00:49:26 | glitchcog | Oh fuck it, I'm rich. |
| ✓ | 3735 | 2017-05-09 06:22:50 | glitchcog | I couldn't speed run it any less. |
| ✓ | 3750 | 2017-05-16 06:39:32 | kerokero_kola | Was that so hard-FUCKING TAINT! |
| ✓ | 3784 | 2017-05-31 04:06:03 | glitchcog | You are correct; I am an idiot. |
| ✓ | 3786 | 2017-06-01 03:40:15 | sophie | Oh it's blue now, it must be a boss |
| ✓ | 3787 | 2017-06-01 04:07:27 | glitchcog | We're more than the weapons we use. That's really the message of my stream. |
| ✓ | 3788 | 2017-06-01 04:07:42 | glitchcog | Just a means to a rapey and pillagey end. |
| ✓ | 3790 | 2017-06-04 03:06:47 | sophie | Just because something is dumb and pointless doesn't mean it's bad |
| ✓ | 3796 | 2017-06-08 08:12:44 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Oh my brain just lapsed into something special. |
| ✗ | 3798 | 2017-06-09 08:32:58 | kerokero_kola | When am I gonna play Cheetamen? When I 100% Boshi. |
| ✓ | 3799 | 2017-06-09 08:33:40 | kerokero_kola | When am I gonna play Cheetamen? When I 100% Boshy. |
| ✓ | 3800 | 2017-06-09 09:40:43 | sophie | There's a duck button!? |
| ✓ | 3804 | 2017-06-12 06:33:30 | sophie | I know, Beccy saying stuff doesn't matter |
| ✓ | 3805 | 2017-06-12 07:16:09 | sophie | All it takes is two people and a video camera to beat a children's fucking puzzle |
| ✓ | 3810 | 2017-06-17 12:32:32 | caittus | I just want to hump some snakes. Is that so much to ask? |
| ✓ | 3818 | 2017-06-26 14:54:24 | aurilliux | "This is a five step process of kicking me in the dick." |
| ✓ | 3822 | 2017-06-29 04:41:03 | glitchcog | Aw man, it's good to be excellent at video games. |
| ✓ | 3825 | 2017-07-01 11:43:36 | derapfelstrudel | Give taints some love! |
| ✓ | 3826 | 2017-07-01 14:56:56 | sophie | I did fight a lizard that one time |
| ✓ | 3833 | 2017-07-12 18:31:34 | glitchcog | Maybe I'm meant to lose! I don't think I'm that lucky. |
| ✓ | 3834 | 2017-07-12 18:56:46 | glitchcog | Never mind, I'm not mad at the world anymore. |
| ✓ | 3835 | 2017-07-12 19:14:40 | glitchcog | This is the true ending of the Never Ending Story. This is the end of the book. This is the end of the story. |
| ✓ | 3836 | 2017-07-12 19:19:52 | glitchcog | I just talked to my vagina for a while. |
| ✓ | 3849 | 2017-07-19 11:09:47 | caittus | I can't make his underpants swing a sword at me. |
| ✓ | 3855 | 2017-07-19 23:44:59 | glitchcog | I take back every word that I said. |
| ✓ | 3856 | 2017-07-23 11:28:48 | derapfelstrudel | Being poor is such a blessing. |
| ✓ | 3859 | 2017-07-25 12:31:55 | glitchcog | No part of why I die is good. |
| ✓ | 3868 | 2017-08-03 17:16:03 | glitchcog | A maid is different than a housewife. I mean, we do the exact same jobs. But I do it with love? |
| ✓ | 3870 | 2017-08-04 04:12:00 | glitchcog | All these are good ideas, and it is the game's fault that they didn't work. |
| ✓ | 3872 | 2017-08-05 09:26:54 | sophie | Beccy: You are so bad. Swish: What do you want me to do? Beccy: Be good. Swish: It's motion controls! |
| ✓ | 3874 | 2017-08-07 10:18:31 | caittus | Don't run away when I'm trying to unsheathe my sword at you! Oh wait, I thought you were your brother. |
| ✓ | 3875 | 2017-08-07 13:39:55 | glitchcog | You're all about that polygon life. I hate myself. |
| ✓ | 3876 | 2017-08-07 13:53:49 | glitchcog | You can tell this is not Sonic because I enjoy this game and it is good. |
| ✓ | 3879 | 2017-08-10 00:12:49 | glitchcog | Oh shit, Kamehamehas work in sepia land, but nothing else. |
| ✓ | 3880 | 2017-08-10 14:52:30 | glitchcog | If it wasn't for how terrible you did, you would have done excellent! |
| ✓ | 3887 | 2017-08-14 23:46:33 | caittus | Test of Courage? Time to do dumb things in this room. |
| ✓ | 3888 | 2017-08-14 23:50:24 | sophie | Cait why have you tricked me into ruining things? |
| ✓ | 3889 | 2017-08-15 13:29:44 | caittus | What do you mean infinite water would be useless? I bet I could solve at least two puzzles with that! |
| ✓ | 3895 | 2017-08-19 10:00:55 | caittus | I really hope this works, because I love cheating. |
| ✓ | 3896 | 2017-08-19 10:34:06 | caittus | So.... fire... bad? |
| ✓ | 3897 | 2017-08-19 11:02:06 | caittus | "You haven't met children, have you? If they don't get an iPad AND a PS4 game or whatever at Christmas, they're upset." - Beccy |
| ✓ | 3898 | 2017-08-19 12:13:20 | sophie | Am I meant to murder the unicorn? |
| ✓ | 3902 | 2017-08-23 17:49:56 | caittus | "I like how that guy just stroked his wood." - Beccy |
| ✓ | 3904 | 2017-08-24 04:04:37 | glitchcog | The atrophy's kickin' in. |
| ✓ | 3908 | 2017-08-27 10:57:31 | derapfelstrudel | Even if I get a victory I still lose! SwishJoy |
| ✓ | 3909 | 2017-08-27 13:19:32 | caittus | Don't let me down, Sonic! |
| ✓ | 3911 | 2017-08-30 14:49:59 | caittus | I was right. If you piece all my words together and ignore some of them and piece other words that come later, I was pretty much right. |
| ✓ | 3912 | 2017-08-30 19:21:41 | caittus | Yeah, but here's the thing. I don't care about the quality of my life. |
| ✓ | 3918 | 2017-09-09 14:37:07 | caittus | I hate you, puffy white clouds. |
| ✓ | 3920 | 2017-09-10 11:18:03 | caittus | I've made very, very bad choices all around, everybody. |
| ✓ | 3929 | 2017-09-14 11:37:18 | caittus | What?! Why is my reward to make this place crapper? |
| ✓ | 3931 | 2017-09-15 13:00:02 | glitchcog | I love being a bookie! |
| ✓ | 3932 | 2017-09-16 01:45:40 | swishface | It's like Britney Spears with a snake, but the snake doesn't even want to be there. |
| ✓ | 3933 | 2017-09-16 01:56:25 | picardsflute | I just can't get enough of icy dicks. |
| ✓ | 3935 | 2017-09-17 06:46:31 | heyhowsitgoin99 | 7.5% done and only 39 minutes in, we got this. Definitely wont get stuck. |
| ✓ | 3937 | 2017-09-19 14:27:27 | sophie | Pants mean nothing! |
| ✓ | 3942 | 2017-09-24 12:04:19 | caittus | Never mind, I was just stupid. |
| ✗ | 3943 | 2017-09-24 13:26:43 | derapfelstrudel | I am litterally just murdering enemies that isn't helping my goal at all! |
| ✓ | 3946 | 2017-09-25 10:53:11 | derapfelstrudel | Shoot the civilians not me! Yeeess nice bloodshields! |
| ✓ | 3950 | 2017-09-26 12:44:54 | glitchcog | That quote is nonsense. I have no idea what the fuck it's even talking about. |
| ✓ | 3953 | 2017-09-27 23:58:45 | swishface | I am literally just murdering enemies, that isn't helping my goal at all. |
| ✓ | 3954 | 2017-09-28 00:01:57 | swishface | I need to be in that potato... or whatever that thing is. |
| ✓ | 3956 | 2017-09-29 13:26:17 | aurilliux | "They're all so happy to be furious! Welcome to my life." |
| ✓ | 3957 | 2017-09-29 13:58:53 | glitchcog | You can tell they're aged, they're just ageless. |
| ✓ | 3958 | 2017-09-29 14:50:10 | glitchcog | Aw, she's dancing with herself. Like Billy Idol. |
| ✓ | 3959 | 2017-09-29 15:08:54 | glitchcog | I'd really like to use my things on him. |
| ✓ | 3960 | 2017-09-30 19:22:48 | caittus | I am so excited right now that I can't tilt the webcan down slightly or I'd be banned. |
| ✓ | 3961 | 2017-09-30 20:23:45 | spectralist | Gimme that hot P! |
| ✗ | 3962 | 2017-09-30 20:23:51 | derapfelstrudel | Give me that hot P. |
| ✓ | 3965 | 2017-10-04 13:56:30 | sophie | Beccy asked for a flower, I gave her my dead sister |
| ✓ | 3970 | 2017-10-09 04:40:42 | aurilliux | "When Jabba the Hutt makes it over here, he's gonna crush these rat bastards." |
| ✓ | 3978 | 2017-10-12 12:55:50 | glitchcog | Have a tug, Packers! |
| ✓ | 3979 | 2017-10-12 13:13:30 | glitchcog | That spider lives on your face now. |
| ✓ | 3980 | 2017-10-12 13:13:56 | sophie | If you're too happy, you die |
| ✓ | 3981 | 2017-10-12 13:22:58 | glitchcog | Is concussion an emotion? |
| ✓ | 3982 | 2017-10-12 13:47:03 | sophie | I am the burgerman now |
| ✓ | 3983 | 2017-10-12 14:06:39 | glitchcog | Sidenote, that's Pacman's butthole. |
| ✓ | 3984 | 2017-10-12 15:01:30 | sophie | I prefer depressed pac-man |
| ✓ | 3985 | 2017-10-12 15:17:00 | glitchcog | The depression ladder climb? I like to call it Hearthstone. |
| ✓ | 3986 | 2017-10-12 15:17:51 | glitchcog | I say the most garbage. |
| ✓ | 3994 | 2017-10-15 14:27:30 | derapfelstrudel | We are literally cats. |
| ✓ | 3996 | 2017-10-17 16:18:40 | sophie | Of course I know nihilism! |
| ✓ | 3997 | 2017-10-18 12:58:37 | aurilliux | "There's no way this'll be another fight... right...? NO! Are you shitting me?" |
| ✓ | 3998 | 2017-10-18 13:51:57 | derapfelstrudel | Think of me more like a viking than a pilgrim. |
| ✗ | 3999 | 2017-10-20 15:38:19 | derapfelstrudel | We are not gonna die. SwishSmug |
| ✓ | 4000 | 2017-10-20 16:10:08 | derapfelstrudel | I need to slaughter at least three more innocents before I feel better about it. |
| ✗ | 4003 | 2017-10-22 04:23:04 | heyhowsitgoin99 | *blows himself up with the Rocket Launcher* My god, I should have used the pistol. |
| ✓ | 4004 | 2017-10-22 07:31:05 | sophie | I'm a small girl, much less fat than a pig! |
| ✓ | 4007 | 2017-10-24 15:58:47 | glitchcog | I know the streets. AND their talk. |
| ✓ | 4010 | 2017-10-25 11:26:08 | swishface | I need to be in that potato. Or Whatever that is. |
| ✓ | 4011 | 2017-10-25 11:26:57 | swishface | I am litterally just murdering enemies; that isn't helping my goal at all! |
| ✓ | 4012 | 2017-10-25 13:25:05 | derapfelstrudel | It's actually my hip-hop name. I do nothing but hot rhymes about botany. |
| ✓ | 4013 | 2017-10-25 13:52:44 | spectralist | What was happening that I had previously set myself on fire‽ |
| ✓ | 4014 | 2017-10-25 14:42:40 | glitchcog | Fuck I'm good at streaming. |
| ✓ | 4015 | 2017-10-25 14:43:45 | sophie | He really had his shit together, as far as doing evil went. |
| ✓ | 4016 | 2017-10-27 16:58:58 | sophie | I'm pretty sure every human is racist |
| ✓ | 4020 | 2017-10-29 09:15:09 | sophie | god, I look terrible |
| ✓ | 4021 | 2017-10-29 12:37:16 | sophie | I guess I'm an escort now |
| ✓ | 4023 | 2017-10-31 12:18:51 | spectralist | Pineapple's good on everything. |
| ✓ | 4026 | 2017-10-31 19:22:37 | derapfelstrudel | We need to get more ignorant! |
| ✗ | 4045 | 2017-11-02 15:35:12 | toastydonuts | Pay to Win Mother Fuckuh |
| ✓ | 4046 | 2017-11-02 15:35:49 | swishface | You pay to win mother fucker. |
| ✓ | 4048 | 2017-11-03 16:15:18 | sophie | Yes, I'm the Russian girl! |
| ✓ | 4052 | 2017-11-05 14:39:04 | caittus | I wonder if I can kill all these Goombas just by unzipping. |
| ✓ | 4053 | 2017-11-05 15:00:52 | derapfelstrudel | Stop mating, eat my bait! |
| ✓ | 4054 | 2017-11-05 15:39:20 | aurilliux | "You're just letting these dumbs pass by." |
| ✓ | 4055 | 2017-11-05 15:39:53 | swishface | You're just letting these dumbs pass by. |
| ✓ | 4056 | 2017-11-05 16:19:50 | aurilliux | "I should've been a Cheep Cheep." |
| ✓ | 4060 | 2017-11-06 02:28:52 | sophie | Are you trying to tell me vampires can't be Mexican? |
| ✓ | 4061 | 2017-11-06 13:16:12 | glitchcog | It's always the worst when people use vehicles for trafficking. |
| ✗ | 4062 | 2017-11-06 14:18:33 | derapfelstrudel | I do very much wanna be a little sailor boy tho! |
| ✓ | 4063 | 2017-11-06 14:19:18 | swishface | I do very much wanna be a little sailor boy though. |
| ✓ | 4064 | 2017-11-06 14:22:39 | glitchcog | Hug the walls and pray for mercy! |
| ✓ | 4071 | 2017-11-10 02:30:25 | sophie | Oooh, boobs! |
| ✗ | 4072 | 2017-11-10 22:48:12 | derapfelstrudel | The secret is pain. The answer to life itself. |
| ✓ | 4085 | 2017-11-14 07:16:14 | sophie | It's fine, gravity can't kill us |
| ✓ | 4086 | 2017-11-14 14:00:21 | sophie | I can't count to 10 but let's see |
| ✓ | 4087 | 2017-11-14 14:41:17 | sophie | Just because you're on ecstasy doesn't mean you're not having a good time |
| ✓ | 4088 | 2017-11-14 17:20:46 | derapfelstrudel | I am just a man wooing at bushes. |
| ✓ | 4089 | 2017-11-14 19:09:04 | glitchcog | It requires no effort- the best kind of nifty! |
| ✓ | 4091 | 2017-11-18 20:26:25 | spectralist | I guess we can just dance |
| ✓ | 4099 | 2017-11-21 14:11:49 | sophie | Frogs, in general, are pretty legit |
| ✓ | 4100 | 2017-11-22 14:00:50 | sophie | That felt excellent right up to the point where I fell off that cliff |
| ✓ | 4108 | 2017-11-27 23:43:30 | caittus | I'm going to rub my face against everything. |
| ✓ | 4109 | 2017-11-28 01:35:37 | sophie | Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck why? That's the third time that lizard fuck has burned me |
| ✓ | 4115 | 2017-12-02 22:11:51 | sophie | Finally. Finally we have saved these bastard children. |
| ✓ | 4116 | 2017-12-02 23:08:34 | caittus | I'm glad I'm in the same category as porn. |
| ✓ | 4118 | 2017-12-03 00:35:29 | sophie | One day I'm gonna get this. Those burning sons of bitches will stop burning, I swear to christ |
| ✓ | 4123 | 2017-12-04 08:09:50 | sophie | I hate every single fucking peasant in this town |
| ✓ | 4124 | 2017-12-04 08:38:31 | sophie | I can't remember what that quote was referring to, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't the Third Reich |
| ✓ | 4126 | 2017-12-06 10:51:46 | sophie | I need more time! I need more time to murder! |
| ✓ | 4128 | 2017-12-07 23:44:57 | caittus | Sometimes it's good to say dumb things and have it work out. |
| ✓ | 4137 | 2017-12-11 15:48:01 | spectralist | [Megaman]X7 is a better game than Sonic |
| ✓ | 4138 | 2017-12-11 15:56:03 | sophie | Labyrinth Zone...this can only go well |
| ✓ | 4143 | 2017-12-15 11:38:31 | caittus | Fire hurts, I'll never learn that. |
| ✓ | 4146 | 2017-12-17 08:52:02 | ftwistt | I need to murder a baby? Alright I'm down |
| ✓ | 4148 | 2017-12-19 12:40:10 | derapfelstrudel | I would totally enslave a wolfman. |
| ✓ | 4154 | 2017-12-25 12:08:01 | sophie | They're subtle, in a dumb anime obvious way |
| ✓ | 4161 | 2017-12-28 12:20:41 | caittus | I can't slap a giraffe around? Why even bother. |
| ✓ | 4164 | 2017-12-31 03:22:03 | spectralist | How's there always a penguin‽ |
| ✓ | 4165 | 2017-12-31 04:06:54 | glitchcog | Everywhere! Everywhere you go! It's just different trolls! |
| ✓ | 4166 | 2017-12-31 05:01:04 | glitchcog | I want to cut off both my thumbs so I never have to touch another video game. |
| ✓ | 4167 | 2017-12-31 15:56:33 | sophie | Let's get some tentacles involved |
| ✗ | 4168 | 2017-12-31 16:41:23 | gamey_cactus | Shit, we're back in fuck city |
| ✓ | 4169 | 2017-12-31 19:18:12 | caittus | Other streamers are bitches. |
| ✓ | 4170 | 2017-12-31 19:41:49 | caittus | I was right all along, books are for chumps! |
| ✓ | 4174 | 2018-01-04 13:49:12 | glitchcog | So yeah, I think murder is okay. |
| ✓ | 4175 | 2018-01-05 03:33:14 | sophie | Enjoy! I added a bunch of garbage at the end. |
| ✗ | 4177 | 2018-01-06 09:29:40 | swift_talon | i should still be able to beat my wife, all i want to do in this world |
| ✓ | 4180 | 2018-01-10 20:36:33 | derapfelstrudel | I have never used logical thinking once. |
| ✓ | 4183 | 2018-01-14 15:05:28 | glitchcog | I don't know what my goal is. I think I'm winning though! |
| ✓ | 4184 | 2018-01-14 15:31:55 | glitchcog | I do the vast majority of the things I say I will. |
| ✓ | 4196 | 2018-02-02 21:31:38 | glitchcog | I shall throw away the contraception this evening. |
| ✓ | 4197 | 2018-02-02 22:05:36 | glitchcog | Ahhh, I'm taking the rock. |
| ✓ | 4207 | 2018-02-11 08:27:10 | dash_retro | "*sigh* ... I love the slave trade." |
| ✗ | 4209 | 2018-02-11 18:31:00 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Fight me, Nerd!! |
| ✗ | 4211 | 2018-02-13 14:16:08 | toastydonuts | fucking pixel hunting prick |
| ✓ | 4221 | 2018-02-22 18:55:41 | toastydonuts | I don't know, but if you go to Taco Bell you pretty much earned that diarrhea |
| ✓ | 4223 | 2018-02-24 02:13:55 | aurilliux | "Leave. Leave. Leave! Leave? Leave, though." |
| ✓ | 4224 | 2018-02-24 15:41:39 | aurilliux | "I'm also driving a giant penis, which I'm pretty happy about." |
| ✓ | 4232 | 2018-03-05 14:53:49 | glitchcog | Don't listen to those bitch scientists who say otherwise. |
| ✗ | 4239 | 2018-03-11 20:00:37 | heyhowsitgoin99 | I do enjoy shiv'ing people to death. |
| ✓ | 4296 | 2018-04-02 06:18:32 | aurilliux | "How dare you like birds." |
| ✓ | 4299 | 2018-04-03 14:52:05 | glitchcog | Now that's lawyering. |
| ✓ | 4302 | 2018-04-04 13:42:09 | derapfelstrudel | They have great WiFi connection in their bomb shelter. |
| ✓ | 4566 | 2018-05-19 08:53:14 | sophie | Trust nobody, they're all dragons |
| ✓ | 4568 | 2018-05-21 15:08:12 | spectralist | Get fucked bird I can read! |
| ✓ | 4570 | 2018-05-23 16:19:06 | caittus | I got distracted thinking about multiple Mormon wives. |
| ✓ | 4571 | 2018-05-23 19:31:49 | caittus | Please just let me go to bed happy for once. |
| ✓ | 4578 | 2018-05-28 14:39:32 | aurilliux | "Why do people want news, ever?!" |
| ✓ | 4584 | 2018-06-02 13:55:45 | caittus | I don't know if I've ever said anything more quotable. |
| ✗ | 4585 | 2018-06-02 15:04:54 | derapfelstrudel | It is gonna be a good month. |
| ✓ | 4589 | 2018-06-03 16:19:10 | caittus | It's almost 4:04:20, Weed Not Found |
| ✗ | 4590 | 2018-06-04 14:23:00 | derapfelstrudel | I have so many brains |
| ✗ | 4591 | 2018-06-04 16:30:42 | derapfelstrudel | Non euclidean stairs... my one weakness! |
| ✓ | 4595 | 2018-06-08 19:29:25 | caittus | I forgot Tentacool existed. |
| ✓ | 4599 | 2018-06-11 07:02:40 | sophie | "I won't have to collect every crystal shard because this is a good game unlike Super Princess Peach" |
| ✓ | 4600 | 2018-06-11 16:51:06 | aurilliux | "It's like Wings of Vi, but I don't wanna." |
| ✓ | 4607 | 2018-06-13 01:36:42 | glitchcog | Oh that's a wall! That's a wall, and that's a fall. |
| ✓ | 4610 | 2018-06-13 04:58:22 | glitchcog | I love being good at video games! |
| ✗ | 4615 | 2018-06-18 17:02:18 | derapfelstrudel | I am Dumbo. |
| ✓ | 4616 | 2018-06-19 12:49:28 | derapfelstrudel | I have to hit kids with a bus? That's all I ever wanted! |
| ✗ | 4617 | 2018-06-20 12:11:18 | derapfelstrudel | Have you never done a house before? Bombs are always involved. |
| ✓ | 4622 | 2018-06-21 20:09:47 | aurilliux | "Always judge a book by its cover." |
| ✗ | 4632 | 2018-06-27 12:50:20 | derapfelstrudel | I like that my pants are all messy. |
| ✓ | 4640 | 2018-07-04 17:37:51 | sophie | Aaaah~ the tentacle screws me again LewdYuka |
| ✓ | 4648 | 2018-07-10 22:36:31 | caittus | God, I'm so smart. ...Now what? |
| ✓ | 4655 | 2018-07-16 17:24:21 | aurilliux | "Aren't we all just a figment of a dead god's imagination?" |
| ✓ | 4674 | 2018-08-01 13:21:10 | derapfelstrudel | Stealing is its own reward. |
| ✗ | 4677 | 2018-08-02 16:24:11 | derapfelstrudel | The tits usually give it away. |
| ✓ | 4691 | 2018-08-07 21:25:16 | aurilliux | "Gotting good is a good idea." |
| ✓ | 4692 | 2018-08-09 15:22:44 | caittus | I just love entertaining myself. |
| ✗ | 4695 | 2018-08-10 13:18:21 | derapfelstrudel | I am willing to spend infinite money on my car. |
| ✓ | 4747 | 2018-08-28 11:30:06 | caittus | Three minutes? I don't think I've ever taken longer than that. |
| ✓ | 4767 | 2018-09-05 06:35:47 | sophie | Shenmue is the best game ever made |
| ✓ | 4799 | 2018-09-19 18:54:25 | sophie | I want to throw up in my own shoes out of pure rage |
| ✓ | 4806 | 2018-09-26 17:41:15 | sophie | Spanish is the Chinese of europe |
| ✓ | 4807 | 2018-09-27 13:31:12 | glitchcog | How's is Guile as fuck. |
| ✗ | 4818 | 2018-10-01 20:11:55 | camrocrocks | Unconscious but not dead? At least unconscious and not dead. |
| ✗ | 4819 | 2018-10-01 23:00:32 | camrocrocks | Yes, I am late for the month. A few days. |
| ✓ | 4820 | 2018-10-03 18:28:16 | derapfelstrudel | I wish my body was hotter. |
| ✓ | 4830 | 2018-10-11 21:01:33 | caittus | To be fair, I was trying to hit him at high speed. I didn't hit the stop button, the game did. |
| ✓ | 4831 | 2018-10-11 22:22:48 | aurilliux | "Right in the taint. The grippiest place on a lizard." |
| ✓ | 4847 | 2018-10-24 08:39:14 | sophie | "I'm trying to do math here" *awkwardly long silence* |
| ✓ | 4922 | 2018-12-05 17:39:33 | aurilliux | "I work all days. -- Auri Rilliux" |
| ✓ | 4935 | 2018-12-13 08:39:46 | echaen | "These whips feel real good" - Swish |
| ✓ | 4949 | 2018-12-23 19:12:15 | aurilliux | "Can I pick up your butt spores?" |
| ✓ | 4963 | 2019-01-03 12:55:19 | caittus | I too like to aim through my butt. |
| ✓ | 4978 | 2019-01-21 02:59:30 | aurilliux | "He's one of those typical fur lizards. You know the ones." |
| ✗ | 4988 | 2019-01-24 12:26:06 | derapfelstrudel | I was outsmarted by a crab mushroom. |
| ✗ | 4991 | 2019-01-25 09:03:51 | derapfelstrudel | Ahhh this gentle concrete has softened my fall! Thank Christ, we almost hit that water! |
| ✗ | 4992 | 2019-01-26 12:23:29 | derapfelstrudel | The sultan's private boxershorts are mine. |
| ✗ | 5010 | 2019-02-15 22:23:04 | derapfelstrudel | I should murder my grandfather more often. |
| ✓ | 5014 | 2019-02-19 09:35:19 | caittus | Corpses are a good way to research things, they don't struggle as much. |
| ✗ | 5073 | 2019-04-09 13:20:38 | dromons | I'm thinking as much and as hard as I need to |
| ✓ | 5098 | 2019-05-10 19:56:44 | caittus | I don't think for myself, I'm just along for the ride. |
| ✗ | 5119 | 2019-06-03 03:45:57 | heyhowsitgoin99 | I never ate that pickle! |
| ✗ | 5120 | 2019-06-03 03:47:52 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Oh I guess I did eat the pickle. |
| ✓ | 5125 | 2019-06-09 20:21:18 | aurilliux | "If there's one thing I understand, it's bad posture." |
| ✓ | 5126 | 2019-06-09 20:22:54 | aurilliux | "I just noticed Auri did another quote with quotation marks." |
| ✓ | 5127 | 2019-06-10 15:58:18 | aurilliux | "You can quote me on that." |
| ✓ | 5128 | 2019-06-10 15:58:56 | aurilliux | "You added fucking quotation marks too." |
| ✓ | 5140 | 2019-06-15 16:49:00 | aurilliux | "I don't want death." |
| ✓ | 5142 | 2019-06-17 16:27:52 | aurilliux | Pointing! doodlecheer2 |
| ✓ | 5143 | 2019-06-17 18:13:20 | aurilliux | doodleCheer2 Pointing! |
| ✓ | 5144 | 2019-06-18 00:18:04 | aurilliux | "(begrudgingly) thanks a lot, dude" |
| ✓ | 5155 | 2019-06-30 17:38:15 | caittus | I wonder if I can talk to those girls who drugged me. |
| ✓ | 5156 | 2019-07-01 17:15:04 | andyperfect | I do want to kill myself |
| ✓ | 5163 | 2019-07-07 18:42:32 | aurilliux | "Get a stronger god. Have you tried Satan?" |
| ✓ | 5175 | 2019-07-21 04:29:03 | swishface | I've met many things that are weak to death |
| ✓ | 5176 | 2019-07-21 04:29:28 | aurilliux | "You can do exactly what I did, but not misspell 'quote'." |
| ✗ | 5189 | 2019-08-01 13:59:07 | derapfelstrudel | So do you want me to undress here or behind a curtain? |
| ✗ | 5209 | 2019-08-12 12:32:35 | derapfelstrudel | God... I need to get them in the same room so I can set said room on fire. |
| ✓ | 5213 | 2019-08-19 06:33:08 | sophie | This game just raised an entire point because of that one piece of dialogue |
| ✓ | 5218 | 2019-08-27 17:11:21 | andyperfect | I've never felt more let down than I have right now about not knowing more terms for butchering cow butt |
| ✓ | 5219 | 2019-08-27 17:51:14 | zorrotsu | I've eaten enough slime to know what not to wrap my mouth around |
| ✗ | 5220 | 2019-08-27 17:56:16 | zorrotsu | I ate his ass for sustenance! I ate his ass for fun. |
| ✓ | 5223 | 2019-09-05 21:09:52 | aurilliux | "I spend my dumbs wisely. -- AndyPerfect" |
| ✓ | 5266 | 2019-10-03 19:18:25 | aurilliux | "It's not a factor of luck, it's a fuck me, Ingrid." |
| ✓ | 9389 | 2019-12-29 17:05:39 | aurilliux | "I've never forgotten anything in my whole life." |
| ✓ | 9408 | 2020-01-13 14:56:50 | caittus | Butter, otherwise known as the eggs of the cow. |
| ✓ | 9414 | 2020-01-17 06:06:32 | aurilliux | "Oh, she's a tanooki. Where are her giant nuts?" |
| ✓ | 9420 | 2020-01-20 17:09:32 | aurilliux | "I don't care about my shitty fitness, but Beccy does so I'll do it for her." |
| ✓ | 9426 | 2020-01-22 15:17:21 | derapfelstrudel | Again I only wish that its animation was longer! |
| ✓ | 9470 | 2020-02-15 13:46:06 | caittus | I'd prefer D, given the choice. |
| ✓ | 9510 | 2020-02-25 16:00:08 | caittus | Let me double-check, do I really need to feed my own kids? |
| ✓ | 9513 | 2020-02-27 18:06:55 | worsethanyou | You can suck my attract pipe, Theo |
| ✓ | 9514 | 2020-02-27 18:07:19 | swishface | 9513 |
| ✗ | 9542 | 2020-03-10 15:54:16 | derapfelstrudel | You speak nothing but truths Strudel. |
| ✓ | 9571 | 2020-03-17 17:53:20 | caittus | Oh, I'm poor, it doesn't matter if I die. |
| ✓ | 9578 | 2020-03-21 15:55:07 | caittus | I guess Coco would be my teacher for fisting. |
| ✓ | 9600 | 2020-03-30 18:33:47 | caittus | This is what you got me for my birthday, Beccy, Student with Ribbon in Hair. |
| ✓ | 9634 | 2020-04-07 14:33:33 | aurilliux | "the first and second things Auri's done as a mod were approve quotes with quotation marks" -- Caittus |
| ✓ | 9645 | 2020-04-10 16:23:36 | derapfelstrudel | Monogamy is for chumps! |
| ✓ | 9695 | 2020-04-27 16:30:53 | caittus | No! Don't let me die of my own fault! |
| ✓ | 9707 | 2020-05-03 16:34:40 | caittus | Oh, she fucked up the pleasure. |
| ✓ | 9745 | 2020-05-27 00:42:54 | smurfton | Luckily, my Estma went away |
| ✓ | 9786 | 2020-06-16 19:14:05 | aurilliux | "What kind of idiot wants defense?" |
| ✓ | 9797 | 2020-06-25 15:36:55 | derapfelstrudel | Again... obelisks always a good sign. |
| ✓ | 9825 | 2020-07-16 12:37:19 | derapfelstrudel | Friendship is the worst! |
| ✓ | 9855 | 2020-08-07 14:34:11 | zorrotsu | No information goes into my brain. |
| ✓ | 9917 | 2020-10-04 15:58:36 | sophie | Imagine the amount of ass he could eat |
| ✗ | 9933 | 2020-10-22 18:06:01 | erroratu | "If you're getting cock and ball torture from a cat girl, its not torture" - 22.10.2020 |
| ✓ | 9934 | 2020-10-22 18:06:58 | swishface | If you're getting cock and ball torture from a cat girl, its not torture |
| ✗ | 9935 | 2020-10-22 18:07:21 | lucarioaur | "nekomata is torture" |
| ✓ | 9936 | 2020-10-22 18:13:31 | jindraag | Why are you killing yourself right now !?! |
| ✗ | 9949 | 2020-11-01 14:41:04 | worsethanyou | I'd still recommend Persona 1 |
| ✗ | 9967 | 2020-11-14 16:41:55 | heyhowsitgoin99 | Not even top 100, ugh |
| ✓ | 9968 | 2020-11-14 17:07:24 | caittus | I kind of want him to just stay homeless. |
| ✗ | 9981 | 2020-11-28 19:15:20 | lucarioaur | move your butt |
| ✗ | 9985 | 2020-11-29 16:47:27 | lucarioaur | it looks like a vagin with teeth |
| ✓ | 9994 | 2020-12-05 20:12:10 | aurilliux | "Look at that parallelogram in the sky!" |
| ✗ | 10030 | 2020-12-28 16:40:26 | derapfelstrudel | I need to goomba everything! |
| ✗ | 10200 | 2021-03-05 14:00:03 | jindraag | We as a stream need to add more quotes |
| ✗ | 10207 | 2021-03-09 09:53:17 | jindraag | Fuck my recovery then |
| ✓ | 10287 | 2021-04-14 13:53:22 | swishface | It seems to only tell me about inches |
| ✓ | 10289 | 2021-04-15 08:35:09 | jindraag | Its why my naming conventions are always perfect |
| ✓ | 10383 | 2021-06-08 10:34:38 | worsethanyou | It was basically just a dude. A dude with slightly more tentacles |
| ✓ | 10394 | 2021-06-15 11:09:17 | swishface | Their butts look like hands that were painted like a peacock |
| ✓ | 10395 | 2021-06-15 11:44:34 | smurfton | Big crits, no slips, that's the team name! Big crits no slips. |
| ✓ | 10399 | 2021-06-19 14:59:11 | swishface | How is princess Peach not a queen.. Do you have a mom? |
| ✓ | 10405 | 2021-06-24 15:32:41 | swishface | Which one of these is confidence and eating food? |
| ✓ | 10411 | 2021-06-26 17:27:45 | smurfton | Maybe Last Bible Special is a better game |
| ✓ | 10413 | 2021-06-27 23:22:36 | smurfton | I wish I had Yosuke here |
| ✓ | 10428 | 2021-07-06 12:39:52 | worsethanyou | Sixteen! Oh, I'm so erect |
| ✓ | 10444 | 2021-07-17 13:34:43 | smurfton | Zero responsibilities, just add quotes |
| ✓ | 10445 | 2021-07-17 13:35:20 | smurfton | An important quote for all the ages |
| ✓ | 10446 | 2021-07-17 13:37:01 | smurfton | Why would I ever care what viewers have to say |
| ✓ | 10448 | 2021-07-17 13:40:06 | shidohari | Um...Am I going to die? |
| ✓ | 10449 | 2021-07-17 14:17:41 | smurfton | That's the best thing I'm gonna say all day. No problem chat, that was my gift for all of you. |
| ✓ | 10476 | 2021-08-10 11:50:47 | smurfton | There is a lot of quotes about Junpei… cus he sucks |
| ✓ | 10676 | 2022-06-02 10:48:03 | smurfton | How does the game escalate from this? |
| ✓ | 10680 | 2022-06-23 12:59:22 | smurfton | Thank you Sami passive! |
| ✓ | 10681 | 2022-06-23 14:02:19 | worsethanyou | What a guy, I wish I could recruit it onto my team like Fire Emblem; make it marry a tank, let them live happily ever after. |
| ✓ | 10682 | 2022-06-24 13:31:58 | smurfton | the master baiter is gonna make them come for me; what a dream! |
| ✓ | 10683 | 2022-06-24 14:40:25 | smurfton | If I could make my tanks fuck? That's how you make an A- into an A+ right there |
| ✓ | 10684 | 2022-06-24 14:41:44 | smurfton | I wouldn't be the only one that wants to make the tanks fuck, under fifty percent? probably |
| ✓ | 10687 | 2022-07-02 10:45:29 | smurfton | I was meant to make a man there. I was meant to make a man, now I am sad |
| ✓ | 10693 | 2022-07-07 10:33:10 | derapfelstrudel | Andy is too successful... infuriating! |
| ✓ | 10714 | 2022-08-09 12:36:09 | derapfelstrudel | Gold?! I was here for the syphilis! |
| ✓ | 10774 | 2022-10-24 23:38:10 | smurfton | Maybe Max's strength is just not good enough |
| ✓ | 10775 | 2022-10-24 23:47:28 | smurfton | How is my solution for Max just, you need to make ranged units? And it's never incorrect, it's never wrong |
| ✓ | 10780 | 2022-11-03 13:03:49 | smurfton | I did kinda forget that you need to pay to, shoot people |
| ✓ | 10795 | 2022-11-25 23:54:51 | smurfton | I don't need you, can you just piss in this jar for me ... please ... just piss in the jar |
| ✗ | 10803 | 2022-12-06 09:24:13 | worsethanyou | How do I desecrate the dead? |
| ✓ | 10807 | 2022-12-21 11:02:27 | derapfelstrudel | Always say "Yes!", to all questionmarks. |
| ✓ | 10836 | 2023-02-06 15:25:54 | smurfton | Last time was actually great, apart from the part where I died |
| ✓ | 10861 | 2023-04-17 15:31:24 | smurfton | I think Ninja Gaiden's better. I think Ninja Gaiden's better |
| ✓ | 10862 | 2023-04-17 15:38:44 | smurfton | That was a weird thing to do in front of us. We have a duck with no pants and you're over here singing your childhood song of sadness |
| ✓ | 10866 | 2023-04-18 12:07:41 | smurfton | I wanna blow up the sun, at some point |
| ✓ | 10875 | 2023-05-12 16:03:46 | smurfton | Man, why am I the worst part of our team? |
| ✓ | 10894 | 2023-06-14 12:34:45 | smurfton | I don't even feel the need to call child services for once |
| ✓ | 10900 | 2023-06-20 22:36:22 | smurfton | No thanks, Hidetoshi. Why is that a choice? Throw him on the pile of No |
| ✓ | 10905 | 2023-07-06 12:19:22 | smurfton | Wade always survives. There's two things that Wade does, introduce himself and live |
| ✓ | 10906 | 2023-07-06 12:20:16 | smurfton | Let Wade live on forever in quotes. Exactly what he deserves |
| ✓ | 10912 | 2023-07-25 11:42:17 | smurfton | That's the one I got rid of that made it less exciting! What happened? Where did my excitement go? |
| ✓ | 10913 | 2023-07-25 12:37:41 | derapfelstrudel | They aren't basic bitches... They come to the club wearing Gucci™ |
| ✓ | 10914 | 2023-08-03 11:33:49 | smurfton | I was literally just thinking "oh who's this sucker that got all their points taken from them?" It's me! I'm the sucker. I'm the one who sucks |
| ✓ | 10915 | 2023-08-03 12:22:16 | smurfton | It was fine... except for the part where I lost, but apart from that, it was fine |
| ✓ | 10921 | 2023-08-23 12:41:05 | smurfton | There are so many murders around my house... I'll let you deduce what I mean by that |
| ✗ | 10928 | 2023-09-05 15:47:48 | glitchcog | Hookshot is not a Spider-man. |
| ✓ | 10932 | 2023-09-21 13:22:33 | smurfton | Those little bastards have probably screwed me over before |
| ✓ | 10933 | 2023-09-26 21:50:37 | smurfton | One line of dialog and I hate ever fiber of this little shit ... and then I get kicked in the head |
| ✗ | 10938 | 2023-10-18 12:03:28 | worsethanyou | It makes you feel something; it's probably better than Pokemon |
| ✓ | 10965 | 2024-01-02 12:51:32 | smurfton | Making games look better and have geometry in them was a mistake... Just pure flat walls, exactly one polygon in them, that was the golden era |
| ✓ | 10978 | 2024-02-13 19:28:09 | magashisama | "I just wanted the goblin to think i was cool!" |