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  ID Date Submitter Quote
40902017-11-17 06:28:31thelegendarybeng"woo" --Veldakorn, 2017
41252017-12-06 05:19:42thelegendarybeng"It would feel hard going down your throat" --RedFalcon, 2017
41442017-12-16 05:09:18varldin"I should be able to get hit by the car like five times." - RedFalcon, 2017
41762018-01-06 03:43:09jvgl_"Diappointement" - Mario Party 3
41822018-01-14 07:36:28thelegendarybeng"Big Gulp"-- Accepted response to the question "Name a drink you gulp" in Family Feud for Nintendo Wii, 2010
41862018-01-22 05:43:16zelgan"I should have pulled out before it was too late." - RedFalcon 2018
42062018-02-09 07:00:09thelegendarybeng"yeeee" --i_only_say_yeeee, 2018
42122018-02-15 04:51:15thelegendarybeng"please pick me because I want to play baseball" --Mikey Thomas, 2001
42132018-02-15 05:04:00jvgl_"If we win, can we get pizza after the game?" - Dante Robinson, 2001
42182018-02-21 06:50:50jvgl_"Well, that was weird. I was like, in him!" - RedFalcon, 2018
42422018-03-12 05:11:58mariokemon99"Is he coming on the switch?"
42642018-03-17 05:19:08jvgl_"I'm all straight down, dude. I'm so moist!" - RedFalcon, 2018
42742018-03-19 06:25:23jvgl_"Wait, you guys can put stuff on my face!" - RedFalcon, 2018
43572018-05-08 05:10:16zelgan"We don't quote anything anymore." - RedFalcon, Business Bachelor's 2018
43582018-05-08 05:15:55thelegendarybeng"What are New Yorkers called" - RedFalconGames 2017
43592018-05-08 05:16:24thelegendarybeng"If only we ejaculated ranch" -redfalcongames 2017
43602018-05-08 05:16:38thelegendarybeng"When is April Fool's Day?" - RedFalconGames 2017
43612018-05-08 05:16:53thelegendarybeng"If anyone reminds to me to raid with HSLight I will give them one falcOin" - RedFalconGames 2017
43622018-05-08 05:17:14thelegendarybeng"You can control your brain." = pikachumanzaps 2017
43632018-05-08 20:26:13thelegendarybeng"Yeah we don't really add quotes anymore" - RedFalconGames 2017
43642018-05-08 20:26:34thelegendarybeng"you touch mine i'll touch yours" reDfalcONGames 2017
43652018-05-08 20:26:56thelegendarybeng"You can get a falcW tramp stamp and then once you get old it would turn into flacW, that's what it'd be." - RedFalconGames 2017
43662018-05-08 20:27:16thelegendarybeng"Screw protection, I don't need it." - RedFalconGames 2017
43672018-05-08 20:27:31thelegendarybeng"Is zero a number?" -RedFalconGames 2017
43682018-05-08 20:27:50thelegendarybeng"I would be pissed if I was dead." -reDfalcONGames, 2017
43692018-05-08 20:28:21thelegendarybeng"Harambe, Harambe! My favorite!" - RedFalconGames 2017
43702018-05-08 20:28:46thelegendarybengkjgh - RedFalconGames 4/17/2017
43712018-05-08 20:29:24thelegendarybeng"I take you guys over horse cock." RedFalconGames, 2017
43722018-05-08 20:29:55thelegendarybeng"If I opened my mouth and you splooshed it, maybe at least one would fall in" --reDfalcONGames, 2017
43732018-05-08 20:30:08thelegendarybeng"Come yuck me like I've never been yucked before" - reDfalcONGames, 2017
43742018-05-08 20:30:19thelegendarybeng"I like the dong." - reDfalcONGames 2017
43752018-05-08 20:30:35thelegendarybeng"Sometimes you just gotta bite it, man." - RedFalconGames 2017
43762018-05-08 20:30:47thelegendarybeng"Oh I open palm it. If you fist it, it may be satisfying, but it may not be as efficient." - RedFalconGames 2017
43772018-05-08 20:31:09thelegendarybeng"Look at this noise dude." RedFalconGames 2017
43782018-05-08 20:31:30thelegendarybeng"GDQ Clap sounds like a horrible disease" -VengefulHermes 2017
43792018-05-08 20:31:45thelegendarybeng"I'm all about the dad bod. I'm a big fan. I approve." -RedFalconGames 2017
43802018-05-08 20:32:04thelegendarybeng"this is such a crappy hole." -RedFalconGames 2017
43812018-05-08 20:32:23thelegendarybeng"I think it's better if you have a loose grip than a tight grip." -RedFalconGames 2017
43822018-05-08 20:32:39thelegendarybeng"I wanna do more cocaine." -RedFalconGames 2017
43832018-05-08 20:32:52thelegendarybeng"Bar fights are cool. I don't know why I wasted my time going to school." -RedFalconGames 2017
43842018-05-08 20:33:07thelegendarybeng"What's Friday the 13th? When is that?" - RedFalconGames 2017
43852018-05-08 20:33:24thelegendarybeng"Sometimes you just need some crack." -PsychoPenguin19 2017
43862018-05-08 20:34:01thelegendarybeng"It feels so good to ride him around." -RedFalconGames 2017
43872018-05-08 20:34:17thelegendarybeng"Oh shit, I'm actually on the receiving end this time! This is the first time I've been on the receiving end." - RedFalconGames 2016
43882018-05-08 20:34:34thelegendarybeng"Sometimes you just gotta do it on your knees. Sometimes it's just the best way." - RedFalconGames 2016
43892018-05-08 20:34:48thelegendarybeng"I got it this time, I'm gonna suck on it." -RedFalconGames 2016
43902018-05-08 20:35:00thelegendarybeng"I just don't know if they're hard enough." -RedFalconGames 2016
43912018-05-08 20:35:42thelegendarybeng"Waluigi! I need you to put it in me, dude!" - RedFalconGames 2016
43922018-05-08 20:36:03thelegendarybeng"I need to get my thing so I can stick it in Waluigi" - Sam 10/28/2016
43932018-05-08 20:36:23thelegendarybeng"I forgot how to say your name. I don't wanna say anuses." -RedFalconGames, 2016
43942018-05-08 20:36:35thelegendarybeng"Where are you pipe? I wanna get inside you!" - RedFalconGames 2016
43952018-05-08 20:36:48thelegendarybeng"You know what I mean. They bate the penis" -RedFalconGames 2016
43962018-05-08 20:37:06thelegendarybeng"I'm scoobin everywhere. It's all over the desk" -RedFalconGames 2016
43972018-05-08 20:37:20thelegendarybeng"Man, I really wish I took my pants off for this stream..." - RedFalconGames 2016
43982018-05-08 20:37:28thelegendarybeng"and now, I will suck it" -RedFalconGames 2016
43992018-05-08 20:37:41thelegendarybeng"Guys, I like it hard, you should know that by now." -RedFalconGames 2016
44002018-05-08 20:37:56thelegendarybeng"Where is the peen at?" -RedFalconGames 2016
44012018-05-08 20:38:09thelegendarybeng"I took a...shit!" - RedFalconGames 2016
44022018-05-08 20:38:31thelegendarybeng"Whoa, I've never been that high!" - RedFalconGames 2016
44032018-05-08 20:38:46thelegendarybeng"You have to be in the perfect position to get the bush, right? That seems like the hardest part to me." - RedFalconGames 2016
44042018-05-08 20:39:00thelegendarybeng"It's a pretty attractive butt if you ask me" -RedFalconGames 2016
44052018-05-08 20:39:13thelegendarybeng"You must be Speedy Spin cause I can buy you for 50 coins" -RedFalconGames 2016
44062018-05-08 20:39:23thelegendarybeng"Why would you get triggered when someone has a different opinion than you? What is this the internet?" - RedFalconGames 2016
44072018-05-08 20:39:47thelegendarybeng"What kind of husband am I? Well, I guess I'm a fiancé" - RedFalconGames 2016
44082018-05-08 20:40:07thelegendarybeng"You look her right in the eyes, and you put your finger there" -RedFalconGames on not following instructions, 2016
44092018-05-08 20:40:22thelegendarybeng"Mutha effin hot dogs in my blue boxes" -RedFalconGames 2016
44102018-05-08 20:40:45thelegendarybeng"If I got a full squirt." -RedFalconGames 2016
44112018-05-08 20:40:56thelegendarybeng"My mic is in my crotch right now" -RedFalconGames 2016
44122018-05-08 20:41:11thelegendarybeng"I'm doing it guys! I'm taking it off!" - RedFalconGames 2016
44132018-05-08 20:41:25thelegendarybeng"When I have a kid, I'm going to make them an account called 'RedFalconFetus'... But when they're born they can't use it, because they wouldn't be a fetus anymore." -RedFalconGames, 2016
44142018-05-08 20:41:43thelegendarybeng"Why are you guys being super weeaboo today?" -RedFalconGames, 2016
44152018-05-08 20:41:54thelegendarybeng"I play with myself all the time." - csig2014 2016
44162018-05-08 20:42:05thelegendarybeng"This is easily blowable!" - RedFalconGames 2016
44172018-05-08 20:42:17thelegendarybeng"This hole sucks. I hate this hole." -RedFalconGames 2016
44182018-05-08 20:42:28thelegendarybeng"Mtn. Dew flavored Dorito's? That sounds like a 14 year old me's wet dream... But right now, I'm not really feeling it." -RedFalconGames, 2016
44192018-05-08 20:42:40thelegendarybeng"'That Koops went inside you......That's not the only thing." RedFalconGames 2016
44202018-05-08 20:42:53thelegendarybeng"Can I see Tooshi wet?" -RedFalconGames 2016
44212018-05-08 20:43:08thelegendarybeng"Basic white girls run the world." -RedFalconGames 2016
44222018-05-08 20:43:33thelegendarybeng"I can't even so much that I'm literally a white girl who walked into Star Bucks, and the manager said 'You can have anything. ANYTHING.'" - RedFalconGames 2016
44232018-05-08 20:43:46thelegendarybeng"I would never pretend to ruin the run." - RedFalconGames 2016
44242018-05-08 20:43:56thelegendarybeng"I'm sure you guys are gonna be all over me to get that seed." -RedFalconGames, 2016
44252018-05-08 20:44:06thelegendarybeng"Sam get off your knees you're blowin' the run!" - RedFalconGames 2016
44262018-05-08 20:44:18thelegendarybeng"My posture is very forward, just like my intentions." - RedFalconGames 2016
44272018-05-08 20:44:27thelegendarybeng"I guess I learned nothing in boating school." - RedFalconGames 2016
44282018-05-08 20:44:37thelegendarybeng"Gotta squirt first." - RedFalconGames 2016
44292018-05-08 20:44:48thelegendarybeng"Once you go black ya never go back. That's what they say." - RedFalconGames 2016
44302018-05-08 20:45:00thelegendarybeng"I gotta go buy a D." RedFalconGames 2016
44312018-05-08 20:45:17thelegendarybeng"I was thinking of you while I was peeing. I was thinking, I really miss PsychoPenguin." -RedFalconGames, 2016
44322018-05-08 20:45:28thelegendarybeng"These first two holes are my holes" -RedFalconGames 2016
44332018-05-08 20:45:40thelegendarybeng"Did I suck off his thing?...Wow." - RedFalconGames 2016
44342018-05-08 20:45:52thelegendarybeng"I'm wet just thinking about it." - RedFalconGames 2016
44352018-05-08 20:46:05thelegendarybeng"I thought this game was E for everyone... No it's E for erotic" -RedFalconGames 2016
44362018-05-08 20:46:17thelegendarybeng"I get to be your first. Hope you enjoy it." - RedFalconGames 2016
44372018-05-08 20:46:28thelegendarybeng"Okay, we gotta squirt on him." - RedFalconGames 2016
44382018-05-08 20:46:40thelegendarybeng"it's always open and naked Hundley, you should learn to embrace it" -RedFalconGames 2016
44392018-05-08 20:46:55thelegendarybeng"Havin' a brain fart...or a...finger fart haha." - RedFalconGames 2016
44402018-05-08 20:47:08thelegendarybeng"Chest on chest action, that's what they say" -RedFalconGames 2016
44412018-05-08 20:47:21thelegendarybeng"I want to eat shroom cake. I want to eat shroom cake. I want to eat tons and tons of shroom cake." - Toad Kid 2001
44422018-05-08 20:47:34thelegendarybeng"Give it to me Kolorado. I know you want to give me your seed." -RedFalconGames 2016
44432018-05-08 20:47:47thelegendarybeng"Woah, get out of my way, you fat... butt." -RedFalconGames 2016
44442018-05-08 20:47:58thelegendarybeng"Yeah I flaunt those nips. Be proud of your nips." - RedFalconGames 2016
44452018-05-08 20:48:09thelegendarybeng"I had to have Comcast come in and put their thing in my thing" RedFalconGames 2016
44462018-05-08 20:48:21thelegendarybeng"Oh shoot I won!" - RedFalconGames 2016
44472018-05-08 20:48:31thelegendarybeng"I like to sing... dance... pretend... ANNNND.... KAAAAAZZOOOOOO!!!" -Kazoo Kid 1989
44482018-05-08 20:48:49thelegendarybeng"Don't tell me what to do." - Josh's Delivery Man 2007
44492018-05-08 20:49:01thelegendarybeng"Oh yeah, 'cause bees." - RedFalconGames 2016
44502018-05-08 20:49:15thelegendarybeng"This is when we walk in on Kammy and Bowser... doing the deed." -RedFalconGames, 2016
44512018-05-08 20:49:28thelegendarybeng"Oh my gosh! Why does he have such a long one?" -RedFalconGames 2016
44522018-05-08 20:49:38thelegendarybeng"They're like Charlie Sheen winning." -RedFalconGames 2016
44532018-05-08 20:49:50thelegendarybeng"He's metal and invisible! He's Metavisible!" -RedFalconGames 2016
44542018-05-08 20:50:08thelegendarybeng"RedFalconStrats are the games you find in the discount bin that are actually amazing but are often overlooked." -Raysfire 2016
44552018-05-08 20:50:27thelegendarybeng"This might be a steaming pile of crap of a run, but its my steaming pile of crap of a run! Its OUR steaming pile of crap of a run!" - RedFalconGames 2016
44562018-05-08 20:50:55thelegendarybeng"Aw, ya corked me!" - Bowser the Brash 2000
44572018-05-08 20:51:05thelegendarybeng"Sometimes I just feel like a pistachio." - RedFalconGames 2016
44582018-05-08 20:51:16thelegendarybeng"Yo, sniped on the right nipple! Well, I guess that's his left nipple..." -RedFalconGames, 2016
44592018-05-08 20:51:32thelegendarybeng"Oh sh*t, I'm a falcon, dude! I remember when I was a human and I was RedFalconGames! That's awesome, dude!" -RedFalconGames, 2016
44602018-05-08 20:51:43thelegendarybeng"Nah, I've never wanted to do 100%. It sounds like torture. And I don't like torture." - RedFalconGames 2016
44612018-05-08 20:51:58thelegendarybeng"I whisper sweet nothings into your guys' ears. Headphones recommended." - RedFalconGames 2015
44622018-05-08 20:52:09thelegendarybeng"That was when I peaked; middle school dances." - RedFalconGames 2015
44632018-05-08 20:52:23thelegendarybeng*Roommate sees Sam in suit* "Oh, you goin' to a formal?" "Nope, just streamin'..." - RedFalconGames 2015
44642018-05-08 20:52:32thelegendarybeng"Link has had sex- *breaks into laughter* - RedFalconGames 2015
44652018-05-08 20:52:42thelegendarybeng"I skip a lot of levels in World 10, because they're long and hard. And please don't quote that." -RedFalconGames, 2015
44662018-05-08 20:52:51thelegendarybeng"I like eggs!" -Debbie 1999
44672018-05-08 20:53:04thelegendarybeng"Copyright? Oh no, the PB is ruined! Oh well, it's worth it for Crazy Car." -RedFalconGames, 2015
44682018-05-08 20:53:15thelegendarybeng"I don't know, I was feelin' risque that day so I asked for some 'dillas." - RedFalconGames 2015
44692018-05-08 20:53:25thelegendarybeng"What's lewd strats? Is that like, a little nipple?" - RedFalconGames 2015
44702018-05-08 20:53:37thelegendarybeng"That's arguable Cory, I wouldn't mind some pants sliding off." -RedFalconGames, 2015
44712018-05-08 20:53:48thelegendarybeng"Dude, anything can be luscious if you try hard enough" - RedFalconGames 2015
44722018-05-08 20:53:58thelegendarybeng"He's like 'NO I DONT WANT IT IN MY MOUTH' anymore!" -RFG 2015
44732018-05-08 20:54:07thelegendarybeng"Well it's been real. It's been fun. It's been real fun." - RedFalconGames 2015
44742018-05-08 20:54:19thelegendarybeng"I hate cluster f****! They're the worst!" -RedFalconGames 2015
44752018-05-08 20:54:33thelegendarybeng"Doesn't look like Mikayla has a Chansey at this point" -RedFalconGames 2015
44762018-05-08 20:54:46thelegendarybeng"Did you 'like' my tweet or did you like my tweet? Because those are two different things." -RedFalconGames, 2015
44772018-05-08 20:54:58thelegendarybeng"Dude, you're taking @ss and kicking names? I love taking @ss and kicking names! It's one of my favorite things!" -RedFalconGames, 2015
44782018-05-08 20:55:18thelegendarybeng"We good fam! ...I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said fam. I'm not gonna do that again." - RedFalconGames 2015
44792018-05-08 20:55:28thelegendarybeng''There are alot of things I didn't like about school...pretty much every subject.'' - RedFalconGames 2015
44802018-05-08 20:55:36thelegendarybeng"Why are my Kobes missing?... Making me look like Shaq from the free throw line" -RedFalconGames 2015
44812018-05-08 20:55:50thelegendarybeng"How? How did Mario grab that ledge? What is this, Smash Bros. Brawl?" -RedFalconGames, 2015
44822018-05-08 20:56:02thelegendarybeng"Hey Patrick." "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24." "Let me hear it." "25" -SpongeBob and Patrick, 2002
44832018-05-08 20:56:11thelegendarybeng"Sam and I first boned over DXRacer chairs and now we both have them" Gutesey 2015
44842018-05-08 20:56:21thelegendarybeng"*fails horrendously at Ricco 7* What is this, 2014 Sam?" -RedFalconGames, 2015
44852018-05-08 20:56:37thelegendarybeng"You're supposed to tongue its... bottom"-RFG 2015
44862018-05-08 20:56:47thelegendarybeng"AWW this guy's embarrassed now that i took his pants off" -RFG 2015
44872018-05-08 20:56:58thelegendarybeng"WHOAH, he just poofed my mushroom" -RedFalconGames 2015
44882018-05-08 20:57:07thelegendarybeng"I got a nose on my itch" -RedFalconGames, 2015
44892018-05-08 20:57:17thelegendarybeng"Honey I shrunk the falcons!" -yoshiagent101 2015
44902018-05-08 20:57:30thelegendarybeng"Megaman is like a fat toddler, he is so cute"-RedFalconGames 2015
44912018-05-08 20:57:38thelegendarybeng"This lady is very bounceable!" RedFalconGames 2015
44922018-05-08 20:57:49thelegendarybeng"I got a joke for you. This level is Da BOMB!!!" -RedFalconGames 2015
44932018-05-08 20:58:00thelegendarybeng"I HAVE BAND-AIDS! WHAT AM I, A BARBARIAN?!" -RedFalconGames 2015
44942018-05-08 20:58:13thelegendarybeng"esports? what does the e stand for, extra fuel?" -yoshiagent101 2015
44952018-05-08 20:58:51thelegendarybeng"They say you don't grow up, you just grow old. It's safe to say I haven't done both" Yellowcard 2012
44962018-05-08 20:59:08thelegendarybeng"I don't know what eevee training is. My friends said it would make my greninja stronger. Its not an eevee. What is eevee training." -coolguy327 (Miiverse) 2015
44972018-05-08 20:59:18thelegendarybeng"if you like EMINEN give me a yeah" "Who… Who is EMINEN..?" "what you don't know who eminem is he only the most famous raper ever" -rob and Hannah (Miiverse) 2013
44982018-05-08 20:59:28thelegendarybeng"I like to fart out a whole chicken when I squid the xylophone corn outside the juice museum" -Sean (Miiverse) 2013
44992018-05-08 20:59:38thelegendarybeng"Oh, you son of a beach! Get it? Because we're on a beach?" -RedFalconGames 2015
45002018-05-08 20:59:50thelegendarybeng"I've always grown up in a creamy family." -RedFalconGames 2015
45012018-05-08 21:00:01thelegendarybeng"Alright nanner we are gonna do big things together"-Redfalcongames 2015
45022018-05-08 21:00:09thelegendarybeng"Ugggh Worst nipple movement ever"-Redfalcongames 2015
45032018-05-08 21:00:22thelegendarybeng"You have to religiously train your hair" - RedFalconGames 2015
45042018-05-08 21:00:49thelegendarybeng"Please don't spam quoteconut" -RedFalconGames 2015
45052018-05-08 21:01:02thelegendarybeng"I'm trying to get good nipple movement" -RedFalconGames 2015
45062018-05-08 21:01:11thelegendarybeng"I was gonna say that movement was great, but I bonked on the nipple" - RedFalconGames 2015
45072018-05-08 21:01:20thelegendarybeng"For Glory is like cancer, you just want to avoid it as much as possible" -RedFalconGames 2015
45082018-05-08 21:01:28thelegendarybeng"Right in the crotch!" - RedFalconGames 2015
45092018-05-08 21:01:38thelegendarybengHe is gonna rip everyone a new butthole! -RedFalconGames
45102018-05-08 21:01:49thelegendarybeng"he's going to do some inappropriate things to me behind the scenes" ~RedFalconGames 2015
45112018-05-08 21:02:00thelegendarybeng"Dammit! It's death!" - RedFalconGames 2015
45122018-05-08 21:02:09thelegendarybeng"It's frustrating and hard but I like it a lot. It's rewarding when you get it. And I like it cause you can do it quite fast." -RedFalconGames 2015
45132018-05-08 21:02:21thelegendarybeng"He's giving birth out of a sock!" -RedFalconGames 2015
45142018-05-08 21:02:29thelegendarybeng"All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar bar" -Thug Tug's #1 Rule
45152018-05-08 21:02:41thelegendarybeng"Spray the skirts" RedFalconGames 2015
45162018-05-08 21:02:49thelegendarybeng"You're making me moist over here" - RedFalconGames 2015
45172018-05-08 21:03:07thelegendarybeng"Cause clean is better than dirty, and dirty is meaner than clean" -Nintendo 2002
45182018-05-08 21:03:17thelegendarybeng"360Chrism ate my sandwich" -RedFalconGames 2015
45192018-05-08 21:03:31thelegendarybeng"Why is chat all blue? Then someone comes in and says "Boom Bitch! I'm pink!"" - RedFalconGames 2015
45202018-05-08 21:03:47thelegendarybeng"In speedruns, RIP should stand for Rest In Pace" -RedFalconGames 2015
45212018-05-08 21:03:56thelegendarybeng"How many deep is it? Is it two deep or three deep?" -RedFalconGames 2015
45222018-05-08 21:04:07thelegendarybeng"He still doesn't know, does he still have his stream unlistened... Unlistened... Wow." -RedFalconGames 2015
45232018-05-08 21:04:18thelegendarybeng"Marty I'm scared!" -Janet 2001
45242018-05-08 21:04:31thelegendarybeng"I just gotta take these guys tops off" - RedFalconGames 2015
45252018-05-08 21:04:41thelegendarybeng"Every Time I try to get on Swerve Star, it disappears. It's just afraid of commitment." - RedFalconGames
45262018-05-08 21:04:50thelegendarybeng"Sorry you guys had to see that, I was just cracking my head." - RedFalconGames 2015
45272018-05-08 21:04:59thelegendarybeng"I fell into a LOVE triangle." -RedFalconGames 2015
45282018-05-08 21:05:15thelegendarybeng"If this was fire emblem it would be called MARTHROPOD" -yoshiagent101 2015
45292018-05-08 21:05:24thelegendarybeng"the quick brown fox jumped voer the alzy dog" -RedFalconGames 2015
45302018-05-08 21:05:35thelegendarybeng"If I go down on it, it fades more" -RedFalconGames 2015
45312018-05-08 21:05:45thelegendarybeng"We're on a PB hunt. And don't think we don't know how to WEED em out" -RedFalconGames 2015
45322018-05-08 21:05:56thelegendarybeng"What is up with me and dying?" -RedFalconGames 2015
45332018-05-08 21:06:04thelegendarybeng"!winer" -RedFalconGames 2015
45342018-05-08 21:06:14thelegendarybeng"Did you know that the second Mario Brothers wasn't even actually Mario 2?" -dunkey
45352018-05-08 21:06:23thelegendarybeng"Whoa, just take it easy man" -Drake Parker 2006
45362018-05-08 21:06:34thelegendarybeng"The only constant is change" -yoshiagent101 2015
45372018-05-08 21:06:45thelegendarybeng"Boom he just smacks it like a hooker" -RedFalconGames 2011
45382018-05-08 21:06:56thelegendarybeng"I wouldn't be streaming right now if Wisconsin lost. You guys are lucky." - RedFalconGames 2015
45392018-05-08 21:07:06thelegendarybeng"I think we have a quotebot now" -RedFalconGames 2015
45402018-05-08 21:07:18thelegendarybeng"You gotta work hard, can't take life the easy way. Words of wisdom, live by them b****" -RedFalconGames 2011
45822018-06-01 05:18:37thelegendarybeng"Now it's time to deal with the banker, the guy you don't like, the guy you wanna put in time out" -Howie Mandel, 2006
45882018-06-03 04:58:55zelgan"Let's just do it." - Howie Mandel, 2006
46202018-06-21 05:59:52jvgl_"I'm just playing with myself! That's what I'm doing." - RedFalcon, 2018
46302018-06-26 05:50:26redfalcon"Worth is found from within." -Slime8765, 2018
46682018-07-24 08:09:07itsmemattk"I'd rather have despacito 2 than Wah in Smash"
47052018-08-15 11:30:47varldin"Press 1 if you think I should smell his feet." - RedFalcon 2018
49122018-12-02 07:52:27smashncrash64"woo"
49152018-12-04 06:32:06betathunder“I didn’t know how big it was until I rode it” - RedFalcon 2018
50162019-02-22 07:54:54piantissimo"I wish I could light yoshi on fire"
50262019-03-01 07:56:29zelgan"Can someone just suck Goombella off? Jesus Christ." - RedFalcon, 20192
50432019-03-13 04:29:06betathunder“The more inches the better” -RedFalcon 2019
50442019-03-17 06:32:04cdebanana"I am addicted to water" RedFalcon 2k19 playing paper mario
50452019-03-17 08:17:53brondo93“Spank the monkey faster” - RedFalcon 2019
50782019-04-16 04:51:02betathunder“Sometimes people would come on stream and they would give me their body” -RedFalcon 2019
50792019-04-18 05:02:19thelegendarybeng"The alias you set this command to be of, !smile, does not exist." --Nightbot, 2019
50962019-05-07 10:40:03360chrism"Me and Chrism have like the same length" - Sam 2019
51092019-05-24 06:28:38thelegendarybeng"I don't know how to do sex" --RedFalcon, 2019
51152019-05-28 04:32:23parachomp"Oh? OH! Oh."
51162019-05-28 05:04:18monochrome_burglar"I want to eat spray paint"
51232019-06-08 06:31:37csig2014"Jackie wants a quickie" -Sam, 2019
51682019-07-14 08:32:34quesadillaescondida"I've seen ass before"
51772019-07-22 10:51:42barnabus17"I wish I could bounce on someone's dead body"
52272019-09-11 08:20:45tdarkshineMy gambling problem is finally a gambling solution.
52892019-10-16 09:08:21not__zelda"Oh, can I not suck him? I really wanna suck him!!" --Red Falcon, October, 2019
52912019-10-22 08:01:49tdarkshine"I can jump over this if I want to."
53052019-11-07 09:30:40not__zeldaDude, did you die at the part where you die? --RF - Squad stream on MM2
53152019-11-09 07:21:08not__zelda"If you suck for awhile before you slam, you can get it all done in one blow, and it's a lot more satisfying that way" --RF (Luigi's Mansion)
95232020-03-04 05:42:57brondo93“I kinda wanted to touch you but sure” Redfalcon - 2020
95642020-03-16 02:16:08brondo93"Finally, we're climaxing" - RedFalcon 2020
95652020-03-16 03:07:21thelegendarybengWhen asked how he was doing "Terrible. Bite me." --Wallgreens Andy
95662020-03-16 03:19:15brondo93"I didn't nut!" - Sam 2020
95742020-03-20 06:58:12brondo93“If I’m gonna have some type of wood in this game, at least it’s hard wood” - RedFalcon on Smile Isle 2020
95752020-03-20 07:47:59brondo93“Who thought soft wood was gonna be hard?” - RedFalcon 2020
95762020-03-20 10:36:48brondo93“How do I get wood?” - raysfire visiting Smile Isle 2020
95772020-03-21 04:47:27brondo93“Is flags geography?” - Sam 2020
96472020-04-11 01:00:57brondo93"I was in her mouth and THEN I finished" - RedFalcon 2020
96532020-04-12 02:43:37brondo93"What's the expression? 'You live long enough to die...' or something" - RedFalcon 2020
97462020-05-27 03:41:57brondo93"It's too long, I can't handle it!" - RedFalcon 2020
97472020-05-27 05:57:08brondo93"Soft and hard at the same time. That's me" - RedFalcon 2020
97502020-05-30 03:09:55brondo93"I need oral stimulation" - RedFalcon 2020
97832020-06-12 23:19:50brondo93“I was sloppy all over that pipe” - Mr Family Friendly, 2020
97962020-06-25 03:52:25brondo93“Ohhhh Bowzy Wowzy got a fwaaaame” - WedFawcon 2020
98442020-08-01 05:33:49brondo93"I need to learn how to get it" - Falc 2020
98452020-08-01 05:37:54brondo93"I just lose the nut so fast, it's not even funny. I just gave it up way earlier than I should." - Mr. Family Friendly, 2020
98532020-08-05 06:01:55brondo93"I definitely did some sucking but I feel like I'm getting boned at the same time" - Falc 2020
99122020-09-24 02:17:00brondo93“Dig Bick, it’s too big... Wait.” - Mr Family Friendly taken out of context, 2020
99132020-09-24 03:08:52brondo93“Am I gay? No I’m not gay, I’m eccentric!” Falc, 2020
99652020-11-11 01:53:16brondo93“Is this a threesome? I’ve never done one of these; always wanted to” — Red “Family Friendly” Falcon, 2020
100022020-12-09 22:26:55brondo93“Acceptance is the first step of depression... or something, I don’t know” - Falc 2020
100582021-01-08 01:01:53brondo93"I'm decent. But I'm also an idiot at times" -- Falc 2021
100712021-01-16 00:22:14brondo93"Show pole and ball... wait, no that makes too much sense" - Falc, 2021
101322021-02-11 23:07:27brondo93“I would kiss Tom Brady on the lips” - Sam, 2021 (via Twitter)
101382021-02-16 23:07:22brondo93“I remember my first penis” - RedFalcon, 2021
103842021-06-09 22:49:11brondo93“Yeah! Just ground pound my face!” - Falc, 2021
103852021-06-10 00:19:40brondo93“Bowser burned his sack off?!” - Sam, 2021
104602021-07-29 11:02:03brondo93“And now these princesses are just destroying me because that’s my chat. I cultured a chat that’s fucking good at video games” - Salty Sam, 2021
105642021-11-17 21:02:01brondo93“I beat my viewers. Don’t quote me on that” - Falc, 2021
105802021-12-17 23:29:11brondo93"Yoshi is red and white" - raysfire, 2021
105892021-12-23 20:54:19thelegendarybeng"Save your Feudin, just be lovin" --Lucky McCoy

Commands

Command Output
!!booty:)
!!brackethttps://challonge.com/falcsubshowdown
!!code72GE8UFU
!!multihttp://kadgar.net/live/geoff/redfalcon
!!nose👃
!!pitrandoThe pit randomizer randomizes all floors from 1-50 and then from 51-99 with Bonetail at 100. Start with 10 HP, 10 FP, 6 BP and some random items/badges. :)
!!play!play
!!whatgoinonSam avoids collecting the Lucky Star, preventing him from using Action Commands. Action Commands include charging hammers, bouncing on enemies, guarding attacks and mashing A to escape battles.