| ✓ | 10064 | 2021-01-12 22:37:14 | hexspeedruns | titty fuckin the lasagna n shit - rav |
| ✓ | 10085 | 2021-01-21 21:54:54 | flygonman | "Loosing ur cat suit is like slicing up penus in half and loosing ur backup one is like putting it in the blender" webalin 2021 |
| ✓ | 10090 | 2021-01-24 01:28:56 | thebuttermaster101 | "That's buttkin bullshit" -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10100 | 2021-01-30 02:32:43 | jordandspeedruns | “Wake up dickweed and eat your fucking orange” - Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10101 | 2021-01-30 02:33:25 | jordandspeedruns | “Don’t pet him, pick him up and throw him against the wall” - Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10102 | 2021-01-30 02:33:44 | jordandspeedruns | “Unless I beat him, he won’t stay still!” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10103 | 2021-01-30 02:36:02 | jordandspeedruns | “This brown egg is the one we’re gonna abuse” - Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10109 | 2021-02-01 20:52:19 | jordandspeedruns | “Common sense is for NERD” - Rubixcubemaster 2021 |
| ✓ | 10110 | 2021-02-01 21:59:06 | jordandspeedruns | “You are going to go to summer school and you are going to have fu there” - Rubixcubemaster 2021 |
| ✓ | 10114 | 2021-02-03 00:01:19 | jordandspeedruns | “I got fucked from behind” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10115 | 2021-02-03 00:42:46 | jordandspeedruns | “get that ass banned ;) ” -Rays 2021 |
| ✓ | 10131 | 2021-02-11 22:29:37 | jordandspeedruns | “BUTTzra has the WR of 1:31 achieved by Ezra recorded by BUTTzra, BUTTzra.” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10135 | 2021-02-14 21:14:44 | jordandspeedruns | “ew” -Peteyboo 2021 |
| ✓ | 10150 | 2021-02-19 00:06:48 | jordandspeedruns | “That’s a pretty cool butt ngl. Yoshi KomodoHype “ -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10151 | 2021-02-19 00:20:57 | jordandspeedruns | “hes america 💀” -HeroSuperman 2021 |
| ✓ | 10183 | 2021-02-26 22:37:52 | jordandspeedruns | “I had a brain doo-doo” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10184 | 2021-02-26 22:39:39 | jordandspeedruns | “I was just enjoying PC gaming on my PC” -Midbro 2021 |
| ✗ | 10196 | 2021-03-04 22:31:09 | webalin5216 | EAT YOU FAT FUCK -hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10197 | 2021-03-04 22:31:29 | hexspeedruns | EAT YOU FAT FUCK -hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10216 | 2021-03-11 21:55:51 | jordandspeedruns | “We’re gonna become safari-man” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10217 | 2021-03-11 23:32:25 | jordandspeedruns | “I butt how nobody buttbuttons the fact that not only is butttain toad buried in sand (presumably by choice) but he also is shaped like a butt 🤔” Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10222 | 2021-03-12 22:38:12 | jordandspeedruns | “Butt it from the piss alt” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10230 | 2021-03-14 22:14:03 | jordandspeedruns | “The big boy hole. The fucking anal sex hole” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10231 | 2021-03-14 22:32:09 | jordandspeedruns | “I’d rather have a homeless man shit in my sink, and have him call all the plumbers, and tell them not to fix it” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10232 | 2021-03-14 22:32:59 | jordandspeedruns | “I know you wanna bite my long thing” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10233 | 2021-03-14 22:36:56 | jordandspeedruns | “good suggestion, Cappy. We’re gonna plant it right in your ass and it’s gonna sprout out your fucking throat” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10234 | 2021-03-15 00:10:54 | jordandspeedruns | “don’t do drugs, just do meth and cocaine” -Webalin 2021 |
| ✓ | 10235 | 2021-03-15 00:16:15 | jordandspeedruns | “wasn’t very fast but it was optimal” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10240 | 2021-03-16 20:57:16 | jordandspeedruns | “hex you have massive balls” -Ginkgarbor 2021 |
| ✓ | 10241 | 2021-03-17 01:49:48 | jordandspeedruns | “i don’t give a damn. If I have to give birth I’m gonna give birth during this fucking speedrun” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10242 | 2021-03-17 01:51:33 | jordandspeedruns | “not again! That’s never happened to me before” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10243 | 2021-03-17 02:23:11 | jordandspeedruns | “I RAN TASKS! I RAN BINGO!” -Smallant 2020 |
| ✓ | 10244 | 2021-03-17 02:32:42 | jordandspeedruns | “Dude I act so different IRL than I do on stream. Kinda. Not really” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10245 | 2021-03-17 03:44:40 | jordandspeedruns | “I have choked stuff that no human has ever choked” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10246 | 2021-03-17 04:05:30 | jordandspeedruns | “it’s weird being in a relationship with...people” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10247 | 2021-03-17 04:08:43 | jordandspeedruns | “I hug sweaty men to the ground and I enjoy it very much” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10252 | 2021-03-21 21:52:43 | jordandspeedruns | “you’re not homo-sebuttal you’re just into butt suits” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10253 | 2021-03-22 20:49:02 | jordandspeedruns | “You win the buttnternet if you get someone to write a 60 butt report about how you butt around” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10254 | 2021-03-24 00:48:40 | jordandspeedruns | “Let’s hump the crazy cap sign, please.” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10255 | 2021-03-24 00:59:58 | jordandspeedruns | “im gonna probs get back into darker butt runs i think” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10256 | 2021-03-24 01:45:03 | jordandspeedruns | “it’s early for me, it’s only like 1:45” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10257 | 2021-03-24 02:05:26 | jordandspeedruns | “I’m the master of choking, but there are some things that I just can’t choke. I hope this is one of them” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10262 | 2021-03-25 21:52:40 | jordandspeedruns | “Hex let’s be hot men cumming” -Lachurs 2021 |
| ✗ | 10263 | 2021-03-25 21:52:40 | buttsbot | “Hex butt be butt men cumming” -Lachurs 2021 |
| ✓ | 10268 | 2021-03-28 23:37:46 | jordandspeedruns | “I’m sorry, but I’m racist” -Lachurs 2021 |
| ✓ | 10269 | 2021-03-28 23:42:02 | jordandspeedruns | “you are eating my ass right now” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10271 | 2021-03-29 01:00:14 | jordandspeedruns | “just stop existing, you VIDEO GAME” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10272 | 2021-03-30 23:07:31 | jordandspeedruns | “nice lakitu skip...that I didn’t even go for” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10274 | 2021-03-31 23:17:32 | jordandspeedruns | “The other team was hot trash, we didn’t even butt that butt lmao” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10278 | 2021-04-02 23:42:19 | jordandspeedruns | “I’m ready, sperm” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10280 | 2021-04-04 12:33:37 | jordandspeedruns | “we love sperm” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10285 | 2021-04-09 22:33:32 | jordandspeedruns | “@streamlabs shut up, melon. You’re irrelevant, your twitch channel is irrelevant, you have partner even though you have no views, and you’re ugly, and you’re probably fat, and you’re a bot, and that sucks :) “ - Jordan 2021 |
| ✗ | 10292 | 2021-04-19 23:42:18 | gregboi183 | "get out of the way you fucking child" hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10297 | 2021-04-24 11:36:51 | jordandspeedruns | “now tell your guy that if he doesn’t want to speedrun he has lost his virginity for life -tlbg 2021” |
| ✓ | 10298 | 2021-04-26 23:33:26 | jordandspeedruns | “You motherasshole!” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10299 | 2021-04-28 00:21:09 | jordandspeedruns | “Actually that’s a lie, I butted during the green butt” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10300 | 2021-04-28 01:09:32 | jordandspeedruns | “ LUL i feel that joebutt” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10301 | 2021-04-28 01:09:50 | jordandspeedruns | “My favorite fast butt place is Krusty Burger -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10314 | 2021-05-05 00:06:39 | jordandspeedruns | “one thing about me is, I cheat” -Hex 2021 |
| ✗ | 10315 | 2021-05-05 00:07:39 | puffy78 | "Show us your cock kingjo13Shades" -KingjO raid |
| ✓ | 10316 | 2021-05-05 00:08:31 | jordandspeedruns | “show us your cock” -Kingj raid |
| ✓ | 10317 | 2021-05-05 00:08:44 | jordandspeedruns | “!addquote “butt us your cock kingjo13Shades” -buttgjO raid” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✗ | 10318 | 2021-05-05 00:29:50 | sanokmaynik | dumpy |
| ✓ | 10321 | 2021-05-05 23:36:41 | jordandspeedruns | “this run is dying faster than freaking... Oh my God” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10331 | 2021-05-10 22:12:36 | jordandspeedruns | “Let’s destroy yoshifan’s anus!” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10332 | 2021-05-10 22:57:33 | jordandspeedruns | “hexspeedruns pls gift me BUTT. I want to be gifted one because I’m a big fan so butt butt me one pls” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✗ | 10333 | 2021-05-10 22:57:33 | buttsbot | “hexspeedruns pls butt me BUTT. I butt to be gifted one because I’m a big butt so butt butt me one pls” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✗ | 10334 | 2021-05-10 23:55:14 | kadethespade | "I'm half butt done with ubuttking Luigi also gl" |
| ✓ | 10335 | 2021-05-10 23:56:14 | jordandspeedruns | “I’m half butt done with ubuttking Luigi also gl” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10340 | 2021-05-11 00:32:09 | jordandspeedruns | “your butt JordanDspeedruns” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10341 | 2021-05-11 00:34:31 | jordandspeedruns | “I literally chased my butt butt off the edge” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10342 | 2021-05-11 00:37:35 | jordandspeedruns | “Butt is it ok if I pick your butt about voyage/team stuff tomorrow” -Buttsbot 202q |
| ✓ | 10348 | 2021-05-12 23:40:20 | jordandspeedruns | “what the fuck do I do? ‘Just play.’ ‘Ok’” -Hex/flygon 2021 |
| ✓ | 10349 | 2021-05-12 23:43:29 | jordandspeedruns | “The Butt book is kinda like butt one and New Testament is bible two” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10350 | 2021-05-13 00:38:27 | jordandspeedruns | “butt its big” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10351 | 2021-05-13 00:46:25 | jordandspeedruns | “dumping everything out of my system relieved my stress a lot” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10352 | 2021-05-13 00:56:07 | jordandspeedruns | “This run is PB pace but it’s invabutt because hex had to butt to go butt a dump lol” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10358 | 2021-05-17 13:24:59 | jordandspeedruns | “Do you not get tired of playing the same exact things over and over again?” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10368 | 2021-05-22 22:12:14 | jordandspeedruns | “yeah cuz I’m a furry bro” -Hex 2021 |
| ✗ | 10372 | 2021-05-27 23:31:50 | puffy78 | "Jordan is a hecking melon Kappa " |
| ✓ | 10373 | 2021-05-27 23:43:58 | jordandspeedruns | “every time guy is on pace I have to poop” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10410 | 2021-06-26 10:36:49 | rainbowpenguinn | "Don't get it twisted, I love sperm" |
| ✓ | 10420 | 2021-07-01 21:28:42 | jordandspeedruns | “funny story about bleeding” - hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10421 | 2021-07-01 21:33:26 | jordandspeedruns | “ HyperCrown here is your butt Sir” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10432 | 2021-07-09 21:25:16 | jordandspeedruns | “we need our violent sex tho” -Jeman 2021 |
| ✓ | 10433 | 2021-07-09 21:36:22 | jordandspeedruns | “hello Rox how is your day I see u have a 9:0x smg2 242 sob with a 10:07 pb so I ask kindly that stop sucking so much you stupid bitch :)” -Tackle 2021 |
| ✓ | 10434 | 2021-07-09 21:41:18 | jordandspeedruns | “Imagine imagining butts” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10451 | 2021-07-21 02:35:25 | shadow64__ | “Just give them a slap in the ass and tell them to get in the hole” -Hex, 2021 |
| ✓ | 10513 | 2021-09-18 00:51:08 | jordandspeedruns | “why does my mouth taste cheesy, what was in that sock?” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10514 | 2021-09-18 01:07:15 | jordandspeedruns | “YOU FUCKIN GOOMBA!” -Mine 2021 |
| ✓ | 10548 | 2021-10-22 20:58:09 | shadow64__ | “You never know when you’re safe” -HexSpeedruns, mere frames before running off a cliff and dying |
| ✓ | 10583 | 2021-12-20 10:05:50 | rinadventures | “I am the cream to y’all’s Oreos” -Rin 2021 |
| ✓ | 10586 | 2021-12-22 22:27:32 | jordandspeedruns | “Give it to THE BUTT” - Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10587 | 2021-12-22 22:35:26 | jordandspeedruns | “Come on butt” -Buttsbot 2021 |
| ✓ | 10590 | 2021-12-24 01:25:00 | jordandspeedruns | “damn girl, you shit with that ass?” -gregboi183 2021 |
| ✓ | 10591 | 2021-12-24 01:50:05 | jordandspeedruns | “he who sits on the fence for too long gets splinters in his ass” -Hex 2021 |
| ✓ | 10811 | 2022-12-30 02:19:46 | danisho30 | "fuck you *unlesbianizes your cookie*" -Hex |