| ✓ | 1434 | 2015-11-19 10:00:44 | fmscanradio | "in an elevator moment you will meat the king"-FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1435 | 2015-11-19 15:00:00 | fmscanradio | "If I'm going to die, I at least want to die ergonomically"-FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1436 | 2015-11-20 00:29:46 | fmscanradio | "every game you play you murder the flowers OpieOP"-SteamedHams22 |
| ✓ | 1445 | 2015-11-20 04:29:59 | fmscanradio | "secretly my fetish is killing pikmin" - FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1452 | 2015-11-21 02:29:36 | fmscanradio | "Oh look, I gave him a beard...made of Pikmin."-FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1453 | 2015-11-21 02:53:28 | fmscanradio | "it's a metaphor for the way we project our expectations on the world of the game" -mjlim |
| ✓ | 1461 | 2015-11-23 01:02:31 | fmscanradio | "I'm a total addict and I probably should not be doing this" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1464 | 2015-11-24 07:27:05 | fmscanradio | "Goggalor is love, Goggalor is life" -ColonelFatso |
| ✓ | 1488 | 2015-11-28 07:55:06 | fmscanradio | "Your mom's dead, take her corpse and go home" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1489 | 2015-11-29 03:44:41 | fmscanradio | "Tell me where the dolphin touched you" - FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1490 | 2015-11-29 05:16:40 | fmscanradio | "ecco's a hungry motherfucker" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1492 | 2015-11-29 05:17:11 | fmscanradio | "don't gender the dolphin" -racheez |
| ✓ | 1493 | 2015-11-29 05:19:06 | racheez | "streaming is all about the dumb shit that you say" - FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1494 | 2015-11-29 06:37:35 | fmscanradio | "I know what inspired this game now. They played musical chair and the programmers ended up doing story, writers ended up programming, and the level designers lost their chairs" -Fimbz |
| ✓ | 1495 | 2015-11-29 08:13:00 | fmscanradio | "congratulations on returning from the dolphin zone alive" -viviridian |
| ✓ | 1526 | 2015-12-01 01:51:54 | fmscanradio | "NON-CONSENSUAL HOME RENOVATION" -Ltsheesha |
| ✓ | 1529 | 2015-12-01 23:34:22 | fmscanradio | "Go home and be a family hand!" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1537 | 2015-12-02 09:30:05 | westy543 | "I'm so happy, there's an actual penis there!" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1554 | 2015-12-06 03:04:10 | fimbz | "I can only pick up kids" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1669 | 2016-01-09 08:59:03 | fmscanradio | "What caused you?" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1670 | 2016-01-09 09:53:54 | fmscanradio | "dude reddit always wants me to make commit sudoku" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1747 | 2016-01-24 23:15:29 | fmscanradio | "boxes are your extra friend in times of need" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1754 | 2016-01-26 05:48:07 | fmscanradio | "the love interest WAS the horse" -FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1756 | 2016-01-26 07:42:10 | fmscanradio | "Never chase love. You'll turn into a dad and die." -soygoy99 |
| ✓ | 1757 | 2016-01-26 07:48:07 | akinokaze | "...no v" LtSheesha |
| ✓ | 1761 | 2016-01-27 04:54:34 | david_b_andrews | "I'm not angry and ranting... I'm British. There's a difference." - david_b_andrews |
| ✓ | 1789 | 2016-01-31 08:53:20 | thegloriushshibe | "it ain't easy bein' cheesy" -Colonelfatso |
| ✓ | 1794 | 2016-02-02 11:36:44 | fmscanradio | "my face smelled like rotten milk for a couple days" -ColonelFatso |
| ✓ | 1798 | 2016-02-03 07:17:14 | fmscanradio | "sometimes dying is the best thing you can do" -FMDaveRadio |
| ✓ | 1800 | 2016-02-03 07:36:54 | viviridian | "Mr. Greedy Ballgrabber is actually a pleasant fellow who's helping us out" - FMDaveRadio |
| ✓ | 1801 | 2016-02-03 07:41:14 | oldred100 | "My Daviour" - ColonelFatso |
| ✓ | 1803 | 2016-02-03 07:50:29 | colonelfatso | "you have my undaveided attention" -- viviridian |
| ✓ | 1804 | 2016-02-03 08:35:05 | viviridian | "oh good I don't have to worry about breathing anymore." - Dave |
| ✓ | 1805 | 2016-02-03 09:04:52 | racheez | "merry dave to all, and to all a good dave" - viviridian |
| ✓ | 1808 | 2016-02-04 07:13:57 | racheez | "we watch dave, dave in and dave out" - viviridian |
| ✓ | 1810 | 2016-02-04 08:46:17 | ltsheesha | 'dildo microphone? is this thing in west?' - Darkx6 |
| ✓ | 1844 | 2016-02-09 07:46:16 | fmscanradio | "Humour can be hit or miss, just like my driving" - FMScanRadio 2016 |
| ✓ | 1854 | 2016-02-11 07:34:19 | colonelfatso | "Sometimes death is an important lesson." --Dave |
| ✓ | 1857 | 2016-02-12 07:54:21 | fmscanradio | "I can't be speeding, I'm in cinematic mode" - FMScanRadio 2016 |
| ✓ | 1871 | 2016-02-15 04:47:17 | viviridian | "would you cook and then fuck a bird?" - dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 1872 | 2016-02-15 05:56:50 | racheez | "Like, sub, and subscribe" - Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 1873 | 2016-02-15 06:03:50 | racheez | "I love hell and I love to die" - kris |
| ✓ | 1874 | 2016-02-15 06:06:45 | miniskittle | "It was just entering the wrong hole" -Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 1875 | 2016-02-15 06:13:39 | racheez | "oh man, fuck my ass bike, just take the two wheels and shove it right in there" - Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 1876 | 2016-02-15 07:10:52 | racheez | "I'm a living truck stop" - kris 2016 |
| ✓ | 1890 | 2016-02-17 05:29:49 | racheez | "I didn't pick the can, the can picked me" -FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 1891 | 2016-02-17 05:37:36 | racheez | "these dogs just don't understand art" FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 1900 | 2016-02-19 06:34:44 | fmscanradio | "looks like someone beat you to the flower murder this time" -SteamedHams22 |
| ✓ | 1901 | 2016-02-19 08:40:27 | viviridian | "are you in the right stream? i am a mountain of dicks" - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 1907 | 2016-02-20 04:53:39 | racheez | "QUICKTIME GORETIME" - racheez |
| ✓ | 1910 | 2016-02-20 09:21:16 | colonelfatso | "Hahaha, booty" -- FMScanRadio |
| ✓ | 1911 | 2016-02-20 09:59:26 | viviridian | "there's a quiet satisfaction to Subway®" - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 1916 | 2016-02-21 08:19:15 | racheez | "I'm trying to get rid of all this wood I don't wanna deal with and it's really uncomfortable." - Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 1937 | 2016-02-23 05:17:30 | racheez | "I think that's a penis. Uh oh, I should look away" - Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 1938 | 2016-02-23 06:27:34 | david_b_andrews | "Once more, for Daddy..." |
| ✓ | 1939 | 2016-02-23 06:47:39 | fmscanradio | "pull chain, get pain Kreygasm" -ColonelFatso 2016 |
| ✓ | 1941 | 2016-02-23 06:57:21 | viviridian | "hello, 911, i'd like to report an emergency? i'm an asshole and i'm drunk and this house is spooky." -fm 2016 |
| ✓ | 1942 | 2016-02-23 08:27:26 | thegloriushshibe | "Its not that bad I'm just not that good" -Fmscanradio 2k16 |
| ✓ | 1945 | 2016-02-25 06:30:16 | racheez | "It comes naturally *makes a swastika shape* "—Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 1946 | 2016-02-25 11:23:07 | fmscanradio | "I've never had fun in my life and I don't intend to start now" -Dave 2.0 2016 |
| ✓ | 1952 | 2016-02-27 09:08:17 | viviridian | "all the quotes I have in there make me sound like an idiot." - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 2013 | 2016-03-08 08:15:57 | westy543 | "I get overtly angry over aquatic mammals in video games" -Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 2014 | 2016-03-08 08:17:29 | pfckrutonium | "It's not in the throat any more, it's more in the nose..." - Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 2015 | 2016-03-08 08:18:20 | viviridian | VoHiYo |
| ✓ | 2017 | 2016-03-08 08:38:29 | akinokaze | "It was the easiest way to direct water at my vulva okay" - LtSheesha |
| ✓ | 2030 | 2016-03-12 09:23:45 | viviridian | "I drive very well in video games." - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 2050 | 2016-03-17 09:14:45 | fmscanradio | "Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!" Zoeytheslurpuff |
| ✓ | 2067 | 2016-03-20 08:27:29 | viviridian | "Arial is too young to produce milk. well that's a shame." - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 2079 | 2016-03-23 05:20:28 | viviridian | "Can I use the revolver on myself?" - FM, on his birthday, 2016 |
| ✓ | 2081 | 2016-03-23 07:13:46 | fmscanradio | "I'm not really toying, I'm trying to get away from this brass section that's following me around, I can't leave a vent without a trombone this, or a trumpet hat" thaAlien |
| ✓ | 2108 | 2016-03-31 04:05:10 | fimbz | "I need more weird porn stuff." - James |
| ✓ | 2237 | 2016-04-21 03:36:32 | fmscanradio | "There's something I have to do with the tiddies"—Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 2255 | 2016-04-25 03:06:20 | fmscanradio | "what the fuck man, you can't drink a soda with a controller" -Viviridian |
| ✓ | 2261 | 2016-04-27 04:29:48 | fmscanradio | "it's really nice to handle...I should get back to business"—Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 2262 | 2016-04-27 06:28:55 | hamahugo | "How engorged are these genitals that we can't escape them" - ColonelFatso 2016 |
| ✓ | 2263 | 2016-04-27 06:37:37 | colonelfatso | "No, I didn't fuck up, because I'm a stupid genius." --FMScanRadio 2016 |
| ✓ | 2275 | 2016-04-28 07:12:21 | viviridian | "i hope he had life insurance, 'cause that looked like a bad time" - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 2277 | 2016-04-28 22:20:00 | fmscanradio | "bloodborne feels like the canadian tire of games to me" -EmilyKingOfRoses |
| ✓ | 2279 | 2016-04-30 07:03:29 | viviridian | "a year is just many days. it all adds up." - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 2280 | 2016-05-01 06:44:06 | racheez | "I love fucking with shitters" - Dave 2016 |
| ✓ | 2281 | 2016-05-01 07:38:33 | fmscanradio | "a truck is just a big car with a chip on its shoulder and something to move." -Viviridian |
| ✓ | 2302 | 2016-05-06 06:14:25 | racheez | "If you're not driving while drunk, you're not driving at all." -FMScanRadio 2016 |
| ✓ | 2314 | 2016-05-08 07:54:10 | hamahugo | "Everyone fucks cleverbot at least once" - FMScanRadio2016 |
| ✓ | 2319 | 2016-05-09 06:50:38 | viviridian | "this feels like the tinder of orc society" - FM |
| ✓ | 2323 | 2016-05-10 05:54:08 | viviridian | "the plot of the game is you go around, you kill stuff, you maybe find out if there is a plot" - FM 2016 |
| ✓ | 2324 | 2016-05-10 05:57:52 | racheez | "I don't need shield-breaking. Shields aren't common." - FM |
| ✓ | 2338 | 2016-05-14 05:07:39 | racheez | "The 90s were such a bad idea in every way" FM2016 |
| ✓ | 2339 | 2016-05-14 05:36:41 | racheez | "and 420,000 is one kilodank" -GoatBoySFE |
| ✓ | 2340 | 2016-05-14 06:28:05 | viviridian | "The lyrics are killing me more than the fumes from Amy's car" - RegularPerson |
| ✓ | 2396 | 2016-05-25 08:37:15 | fmscanradio | "Don't forget the F-Rule, rule of thirds, make sure you stick with complimentary colors, keep your data stores secure, offload your tasks to supervisor workers then ship it in a docker container." -TheX33N |
| ✓ | 2624 | 2016-07-17 06:07:46 | fmscanradio | "this game is the festering boil on the nutsack of my soul -_- but it's fun to play" -CommanderMcBeef |
| ✓ | 3747 | 2017-05-14 18:41:06 | fmscanradio | "adulting sucks, but you can still use monster band-aids so i guess not all bad" - Oldred100 |