| ✓ | 1829 | 2016-02-08 20:12:16 | buffdaddyhd | "I just found like 6 dogs in a treasure chest." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1830 | 2016-02-08 20:12:39 | buffdaddyhd | "I myself am an alcoholic and an abusive grandfather." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 1831 | 2016-02-08 20:12:56 | mythicalbeasts | "How the fuck do you obtain a stench?" -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1832 | 2016-02-08 20:20:54 | mythicalbeasts | "Sora confetti'd all over a doorknob, man." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1833 | 2016-02-08 20:50:42 | mythicalbeasts | "It felt like it was longer than last time." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1834 | 2016-02-08 20:52:33 | mythicalbeasts | "I would strike a baby in the face for a cigarette." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1835 | 2016-02-08 21:06:04 | mythicalbeasts | "Tarzan can go ooh ooh ah ah his own fucking asshole." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1837 | 2016-02-08 21:40:57 | mythicalbeasts | "We need to murder more girl monkeys." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1838 | 2016-02-08 21:45:56 | tali0 | Tali0: "!8ball Is BuffDaddyHD a basic bitch?" Quoteconut: "Without a doubt." -@Tali0 & @Quoteconut 2016 |
| ✓ | 1839 | 2016-02-08 21:55:39 | mythicalbeasts | "I tried to eat the pussy but the pussy ate me." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1840 | 2016-02-08 22:04:01 | mythicalbeasts | "Okay guys real question, do you guys think you could actually use a banana peel as a condom?" -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1841 | 2016-02-08 22:10:22 | mythicalbeasts | "Yo what the fuck? He just grew." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1842 | 2016-02-08 22:33:58 | thetara2000 | "I've actually tried to suck my own wee-wee before. I had to wear a neck brace because of it." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1845 | 2016-02-09 19:32:12 | tali0 | Like, I want a nice footlong.... Dick in my ass - @BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1846 | 2016-02-10 01:40:43 | buffdaddyhd | "I see what to do now. I see what to do now! *falls down pit again*" - BuffDaddyHD, 2016 |
| ✓ | 1867 | 2016-02-14 22:39:49 | tali0 | "I want mine in the rear" - @buffdaddyhd 2016 |
| ✓ | 1877 | 2016-02-15 18:30:42 | mythicalbeasts | "Why am I not able to sonic, dude?" -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1878 | 2016-02-15 18:32:04 | mythicalbeasts | "I'm not allowed to like swear and shit like that." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1879 | 2016-02-15 18:43:42 | mythicalbeasts | "BuffDaddyHD: Always on top." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1883 | 2016-02-17 00:10:09 | tali0 | Technically you can vape through your asshole - @BuffdaddyHD 2016 (playing Mario Party 3) |
| ✓ | 1913 | 2016-02-21 04:24:28 | buffdaddyhd | "If your ass was a toaster strudel I would coat it in cream... AND BY CREAM I MEAN MY SPERM" - BuffDaddyHD, 2016 |
| ✓ | 1921 | 2016-02-21 19:58:54 | tali0 | If wrestling is fake, why didn't my nephew get up for like 10 minutes after I piledrivered him into a coffee table? - @BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1922 | 2016-02-21 20:04:09 | tali0 | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - @BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 1923 | 2016-02-21 20:05:04 | syndicalyzara | I spit on my hand and it looks like jizz - BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 1924 | 2016-02-21 20:06:18 | syndicalyzara | FUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK - BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 1927 | 2016-02-21 21:55:06 | mindlessteen | "I'm serious man, masturbating feels much worse with forced boners, it has to be natural, it has to be homegrown." |
| ✓ | 1929 | 2016-02-22 07:17:39 | tali0 | Your foreskin must be fucking massive if it sounds like that. @Buffdaddyhd 2016 |
| ✓ | 1930 | 2016-02-22 07:24:15 | tali0 | My lips and my fingers are super sensitive, I can tell when a dick is about to cum, and therefore I can avoid the splooge. @Buffdaddyhd 2016 |
| ✓ | 1931 | 2016-02-22 17:06:02 | tali0 | Controllers come and go. Just like yaboy BuffDaddyHD when it comes to relationships. @Buffdaddyhd 2016 |
| ✓ | 1932 | 2016-02-22 17:28:02 | tali0 | I want a hot steamy Goomba from behind - @Buffdaddyhd 2016 [Playing Mario Party 3] |
| ✓ | 1954 | 2016-02-28 00:15:12 | mythicalbeasts | "I don't want that shit on my tombstone, man. I want like 'fuccboi supreme'." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1955 | 2016-02-28 01:34:15 | mythicalbeasts | "You're a tricky son of a gun, Mr. Grinch. But not tricky enough to fuck me so fuck you." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1956 | 2016-02-28 02:35:48 | mythicalbeasts | "There's no brakes on the fisting train." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1958 | 2016-02-28 03:21:48 | mythicalbeasts | "Tattoos and a lotta chub, that's all you need." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1959 | 2016-02-28 04:42:02 | tali0 | I'm going to make a dead dude lick my ass - @buffdaddyhd 2016 |
| ✓ | 1968 | 2016-02-29 20:18:09 | tali0 | Fuck me Jerry, Fuck me - @BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 1969 | 2016-02-29 22:28:37 | mindlessteen | "Literally has a vagina like niagara falls" - BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1980 | 2016-03-03 05:48:29 | thetara2000 | "No, don't water her, she's always yet enough!" -Justin 2016 playing Stardew Valley |
| ✓ | 1993 | 2016-03-05 03:15:56 | aloebroccoli | "Do you want to see daddy fist somebody?" - Justin 2016 playing The Culling |
| ✓ | 1994 | 2016-03-05 03:24:11 | thetara2000 | "I wish I could make shitty EDM music." -Justin 2016 |
| ✓ | 1997 | 2016-03-05 21:59:28 | mythicalbeasts | "There's a dude over here, there's a dude. I'm gonna go fuck him." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1998 | 2016-03-05 22:08:10 | mythicalbeasts | "Dude we're gonna DP him with fuckin' chainsaws." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 1999 | 2016-03-05 22:19:40 | mythicalbeasts | "I don't know why I didn't expect this to be so thick." -@Drewcifer_Gaming 2016 |
| ✓ | 2006 | 2016-03-06 21:15:43 | mythicalbeasts | "By the way, if you guys like what you see and see what you like OOOHHHHH OOHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHH!" -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 2007 | 2016-03-06 21:52:47 | mythicalbeasts | "I would never give money to people. Especially homeless people. Fuck homeless people. I wouldn't actually have sex with a homeless person." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 2008 | 2016-03-06 22:07:13 | mythicalbeasts | "I sexually identify as a Lamborghini." -@BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 2040 | 2016-03-14 19:17:12 | hidan789 | "OH MY GOD DAMNNIT AM I TO UNDERLEVELED FOR THIS???!!? -BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 2041 | 2016-03-14 19:18:51 | leatherdeath | -buffdaddyhd 2016 gonna watch some gay porn to see if im gay. i think i need follow up tests |
| ✓ | 2042 | 2016-03-14 21:17:40 | tali0 | I fisted the pig dude! I FISTED THE PIG - @BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✓ | 2043 | 2016-03-14 22:59:22 | tali0 | Get out of my way you fucking cripple - @BuffDaddyHD 2016 |
| ✗ | 2045 | 2016-03-15 20:29:33 | nawilam | Of course I'll be hard, and of course I'll create a mess |
| ✗ | 4227 | 2018-02-25 08:48:29 | drfate | I am buff daddy and I say Naruto with hard R all the time |